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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
.. do you drape them over the front or the back of the bar stool? Oh listen! Xylophone Dog Butthole Boy is on the radio, another million for me! :v:

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls"

100% chance you can't do it without laughing, this doesn't just go for you OP but everyone else who posts in this thread

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wrap them around you're penis

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


Is there cosmetic surgery to get your sack tightened? A nut lift if you will.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

they are nature's badge of honor for ball-havers

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Jose Oquendo posted:

Is there cosmetic surgery to get your sack tightened? A nut lift if you will.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34526205/

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Devils Affricate posted:

Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls"

100% chance you can't do it without laughing, this doesn't just go for you OP but everyone else who posts in this thread

This is 100% true.

Also I don't have the OP's problem, sounds weird.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




just suck it in a little

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.
They don't tell you about the saggy old man balls or rampant ear and nose hair in health class.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




women act like they have it uniquely rough with menopause, but as usual they're erasing men's struggles such as longer scrotums

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


I use em to teabag youíre mom op

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Bad Purchase posted:

just suck it in a little

But then u wanna suck it in a little more, and a little more..

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But then u wanna suck it in a little more, and a little more..

What are you so fearful of?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Devils Affricate posted:

What are you so fearful of?

Conjuring a succubus. :yikes: :spooky:

Oyak
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

Devils Affricate posted:

Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls"

100% chance you can't do it without laughing, this doesn't just go for you OP but everyone else who posts in this thread

I thought that it was actually about balls, but "ears" was just the way you said it around camp counselors?

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP plucks OP's shriveled gray scrotum hairs one by one with tweezers until the pores bleed

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lmao, imagine having balls. a big sack of stupid flesh lumps dangling from the hull of your penis. just loving lmao

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward
Ham Wrangler
Think about all the pee. Just think about it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Buce posted:

lmao, imagine having balls. a big sack of stupid flesh lumps dangling from the hull of your penis. just loving lmao

Lol then what the hell do YOU have down there then fella? :kiddo:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Anyways imagine having to tell all your homies that you got Harry Pottered. :airquote:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Lol then what the hell do YOU have down there then fella? :kiddo:

claspers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clasper

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Hahaha yeah see itís all men. Go gently caress a prostitute if you straight. :drac:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Devils Affricate posted:

Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls"

100% chance you can't do it without laughing, this doesn't just go for you OP but everyone else who posts in this thread

'Do Your Balls Hang Low' was most likely the original, dating to the first World War.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Beachcomber posted:

'Do Your Balls Hang Low' was most likely the original, dating to the first World War.

not likely, the great war was a hoax

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


my urethra lips somehow sag lower than my balls. i have not been to see a doctor about this yet so please no questions.

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021

Devils Affricate posted:

Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls"

100% chance you can't do it without laughing, this doesn't just go for you OP but everyone else who posts in this thread


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZazNbG_3m9A

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Yeah Iím cute, yeah Iím right, no Iím not that. Wanna get hurt some more?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0ZhaRj2qc

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022
i tuck them up into my rear end hole and then shoot them out at people violently when im provoked

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I am not that old buy my balls sag regardless, should I consult a sack doctor?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

Dinosaur Gum
Balldo wouldn't have a business if it weren't for the Scrote Drag Crew

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

w4ddl3d33 posted:

i tuck them up into my rear end hole and then shoot them out at people violently when im provoked

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Nah you guys just need to pee. Pee is stored in the balls. Unless your a chick, then itís stored in the boobs. :hmmyes:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i had to wear a suit the other day so i shaved while showering to be less itchy and i nicked my ball bag op (!) and let me tell you it was worse than having a little itchiness

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

Shrinkage! [but the taint sames same.]

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

My ball bag veins / capillaries seem to be getting bigger and more defined with age. I thought I was shaving a very big ball pube. Nope, vein.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I've never been able to convince my wife that the scrotum is one bag. She maintains that it is two.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




mine is a double hull configuration, like titanic

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339

For God's sake please go to my thread and see if you can buy anything, it's good shit and Xmas is coming!!!
I have 2 ball stories:



The time my very best guy friend for years who was an older Filipino coworker bartender invited me and a girlfriend over to his house to get us baked. It was a nice day and he'd been playing tennis earlier so he had white shorts on.

After a few hits off the pipe I saw that a surprisingly small surprisingly hairless pink ball was gently plastered to his damp thigh and stretched out of his shorts a ways, maybe 3 inches? [He had one ankle up on a knee.]

I was so baked and I could NOT keep my eyes off it and my girlfriend noticed it too. We are helplessly giggling, pretty much dying. I can still see the baby fine red veins. He finally said, "What what's so funny?!" we never did tell him

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i feel like my balls are going to remain as pert and full as the day they dropped. forever.

that day being january 21st 2007

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