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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

your reflection in the mirror faces away from you

# ? Nov 23, 2022 01:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:15

sb hermit

Anyone within a 6 foot radius receives immunity to allergies including pet dander and pollen

# ? Nov 23, 2022 02:02

sb hermit

your gacha rolls are always trash

# ? Nov 23, 2022 02:07

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

can conjure a new blank Jaz Drive out of thin air whenever you want

# ? Nov 23, 2022 02:44

sb hermit

can do jazz hands past the limit of human endurance

# ? Nov 23, 2022 05:32

tutankhalmond

you are a senator

# ? Nov 23, 2022 17:34

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

tutankhalmond posted:

you are a senator

Politicians are mutants, yes

# ? Nov 23, 2022 18:06

google THIS

You can command plants, but not in a Poison Ivy instant growth ambulatory plant monster kind of way, they still have normal plant limitations. So you can command a tree to grow in the shape of a dick and it eventually will as long as you keep reinforcing the command because trees don't have great memories. You can also technically strangle someone with a vine but you need to get them to sit real still for a couple of weeks first

# ? Nov 23, 2022 18:13

mutantIke: Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

you can give people obscure phobias that are unlikely to impact their day to day life

# ? Nov 27, 2022 04:03

Twenty Four

The ability to travel through time, at the speed of regular time, with plastic bags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEHGmuLOOD4

# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:30

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

the ability to uncook cooked food

# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:59

sb hermit

You can crack your knuckles so that it sounds like a gunshot

# ? Nov 28, 2022 09:11

sb hermit

You can stomach very salty food but kidney stones develop at a faster than normal rate

# ? Nov 28, 2022 09:13

sb hermit

You can speak 15 languages but in an exaggerated american accent, so you can only be understood by other americans who speak the target language.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 09:14

sb hermit

You can transmit an image of the goatman to the mind of any human or animal by just touching their forehead and concentrating.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 09:23

sb hermit

You can convince any grandpa to talk about military ephemera for up to two hours.

You can convince any grandma (within reason) to bake you cookies.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 09:27

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Possum poach, but inside there is a standard snack vending machine and a standard drink vending machine, so tiny, so perfect, if you reach into the pouch with a stylus and poke through the gooey viscera, you can order a very small Barq's root beer or a very small package of skittles, even a very small package of honey mustard pretzel nuggets

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Nov 28, 2022 09:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

moose antlers that double as a CB radio antenna (radio not included)

# ? Nov 28, 2022 15:34

mutantIke: Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

Buttchocks posted:

the ability to uncook cooked food

this is something a mischievous djinn would do

# ? Nov 28, 2022 17:53

TrixRabbi: Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Soapyshoes posted:

Mutant power: you can spin anything on a little stick
Code name: Spindrift
Power rating: 0/5

wait, you can spin anything? feel like this is one of those powers that sounds lame at first but turns out to be one of those mega ultra level mutants.

spinning skyscrapers, villains, the planet earth itself all on my little stick

# ? Nov 28, 2022 18:10