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Brent left my coffee--a vegan PSL!!!!--on top of the car yesterday and I drove off without it. Thanks, rear end in a top hat. Brent also hid my glasses this morning. They were under my futon. What the gently caress, BRENT. Brent was rude to the cat and now she's not speaking to me. How is Brent ruining your life?
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My imaginary husband Brent just stole my breakfast sandwich and won't tell me where it is. When will it end????
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Nov 28, 2022 16:02
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B33rChiller posted:Brent owes me twenty bux. Where's the money, Libowski?
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Nov 28, 2022 16:16
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Brent keeps waking me up like 10 minutes before my alarm by blasting loving Eurobeat garbage outside of my window! Come ON! |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:18
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Brent is vocal in suggesting that marmite is better than vegemite, he is cancelled in australia as this is considered a hate crime |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:18
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Brent keeps leaving the lid off the toothpase |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:20
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Stoner Sloth posted:Brent is vocal in suggesting that marmite is better than vegemite, he is cancelled in australia as this is considered a hate crime Gods, that's a hate crime in my house too. I can't believe he ruined my imaginary wedding by telling my very real brother this, causing a fistfight in the middle of the imaginary venue.
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Nov 28, 2022 16:21
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Brent shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:21
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Brent left an upper decker in my mom's toilet last Christmas.
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Nov 28, 2022 16:21
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Brent is claiming stolen valor at the McDonald's because he was a manager and assistant managers "aren't real managers" and "he gave his all for this company" I'm so embarrassed right now
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Nov 28, 2022 16:22
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Brent keeps saying "Happy Holidays" instead of the more appropriate "Cursed Greebmas". |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:23
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Brent squeezes from the middle of the toothpaste tube. |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:24
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Brent drunk dialed my employee and yelled WOOOOOO MOONSHINE and hung up
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Nov 28, 2022 16:24
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Brent keeps keeps storming into Arby's locations and demanding they "return the meats they stole from [him]!". |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:25
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He keeps switching the hot salsa in my cart with mild salsa...FROM NEW YORK CITY!!! 
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Nov 28, 2022 16:26
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Brent only refers to himself in the third person and it's giving me a headache.
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Nov 28, 2022 16:27
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Brent forgot to grab my lunch on the way to work and now I have to starve. loving rear end in a top hat. So careless.
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Nov 28, 2022 16:27
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Brent asks people where they're from and if they answer the closest big city to their home town and he asks for clarification he will always, without fail, correct them about them not actually being from that city. We know Brent! It's just a way to help people understand a bit! For gently caress's sake! |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:29
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Brent never posts, only lurks. |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:30
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Brent refuses to use a bidet and instead uses toilet clogging volumes of TP. |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:30
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Brent convinced one Georgery Lucas that the world needed more star wars films |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:31
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Brent uses his thin, needle like tongue to drain exactly half of the jam out of donuts while leaving them visibly untouched |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:32
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Stoner Sloth posted:Brent convinced one Georgery Lucas that the world needed more star wars films Brent was integral to George Lucas' decision to produce the Star Wars Holiday Special. |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:33
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Brent talks on his phone during movies. |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:35
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brent left a LEGO brand plastic brick on the floor and I stepped on it this morning!
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Nov 28, 2022 16:36
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Zil posted:Brent never posts, only lurks. except in coupons and deals |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:36
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Brent keeps getting all the bars the fill their taps with smoothie sours, pastry stouts, and milkshake IPAs! |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:39
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Brent doesn't use coasters. |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:42
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Stoner Sloth posted:except in coupons and deals The fiend! |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:43
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Brent got really really into The Art of Shaving but like hosed it up and now his beard hair is what is clogging the bathtub drain constantly.
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Nov 28, 2022 16:48
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It is entirely Brent's fault that I am late starting work because he forgot to update windows!!!!!!
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Nov 28, 2022 16:49
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Goddamn it! I knew I shouldn't have trusted that fart, or you, Brent! |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:52
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My imaginary husband Brent commits very real crimes and I am absolutely aghast that this monster is in my home.
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Nov 28, 2022 16:52
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Brent cost Macho Man Randy Savage his shot at the title with his interference in the match with a foreign object! |
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Nov 28, 2022 16:53
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Brent doesn't believe in Austin 3:16 |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:01
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Brent doesn't use a colander when he drains pasta in the sink, so all the bilge water sitting in the disposal backs up into the pasta. |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:06
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Please only post real crimes, even Brent believes in Austin 3:16
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Nov 28, 2022 17:12
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Holland Oates posted:Please only post real crimes, even Brent believes in Austin 3:16 Sorry, I just have a hard time respecting him after he ate all the biscuits in our KFC family pack and didn't leave any for the rest of us. |
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Nov 28, 2022 17:24
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Zil posted:Sorry, I just have a hard time respecting him after he ate all the biscuits in our KFC family pack and didn't leave any for the rest of us. What a loving JERK!!!! BRENT WE ARE GETTING IMAGINARY DIVORCED IF YOU KEEP GOING
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i went out to dinner with brent and at first it seemed fine but then he demanded the kitchen remake his burger because it was too rare and was really rude to the waitress about it. then when we got the check I started caculating tip and he got really belligerent like "what you're going to tip that lousy service?" and he got really loud and she could definitely hear him, and he was just saying poo poo like "why the gently caress do we even need to tip anyway, i'm not tipping garbage service let's get the gently caress out of here" and it got so bad the manager came over and he made a big show of it and started yelling, and the manager wound up comping the meal but the waitress looked like she was about to cry the whole time. and brent was just smiling, like really kinda sinister, it was unnerving. i haven't been back to the restaurnat or talked to him since |
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