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Dumb poo poo
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I'm intrigued by these kids who would apparently "perch" on their chairs. Never saw that growing up.
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Dec 9, 2022 23:52
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"I'll have what she's having"
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*other prisoners start yelling at you for not showering* *jump off top bunk into spider man pose*
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ArbitraryC posted:Someone being socially maladjusted because they got bullied a lot in their formative years is a lot more understandable than you posting this a couple decades later as an adult and still not having the introspection to realize you’re the bad guy in the story. The whole point of what I posted was that I learned I was the bad guy and that I was wrong for expecting a reward for recognizing I was wrong? I'm very confused how this is at all ambigous? 
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Edmund Sparkler posted:The whole point of what I posted was that I learned I was the bad guy and that I was wrong for expecting a reward for recognizing I was wrong? I'm very confused how this is at all ambigous? The part where you are decades later posting about how bad of a person he was with the not so subtle implication he deserved the bullying while you deserve commendation for feeling bad about it, I dunno. Edmund Sparkler posted:The same kid who was the Mask kid in my school also did a "science" project about "velociraptures". This was the post I found gross if you’re missing it, it wasn’t a mistake to apologize just cause it didn’t go well for you and it’s weird to harp on how the dude is an rear end in a top hat now. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Bruh I just thought dinosaurs were so cool I wanted to be one. Don't pick on 7 year old me.
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ArbitraryC posted:The part where you are decades later posting about how bad of a person he was with the not so subtle implication he deserved the bullying while you deserve commendation for feeling bad about it, I dunno. I specifically said that I was wrong for wanting recognition for apologizing. He was a racist rear end in a top hat and maybe I should have mentioned that before but I didn't want to get into that. The whole point of my story was that it's absurd to expect satisfaction because it's only going to lead to resentments. I'm the rear end in a top hat in the story. I was not trying to paint myself in a good light.
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Smugworth posted:"I'll have what she's having" "That's not ectoplasm"
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Don't have a cow, man!
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Lol this thread made me remember when someone used a movie quote on me in 6th grade. This kid said I was “demented and sad, but social” calling me a nerd. The Breakfast Club came out that year but I hadn’t seen it yet so the line was lost on me at the time. Judd Nelson (bad boy) said it to Anthony Michael Hall (nerd) about the academic clubs he’s in. Then he stuffed a pound of weed down my pants.
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Ralph Hurley posted:Lol this thread made me remember when someone used a movie quote on me in 6th grade. This kid said I was “demented and sad, but social” calling me a nerd. That's an incredible amount of weed for a 6th grader.
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Treecko posted:Bruh I just thought dinosaurs were so cool I wanted to be one. Don't pick on 7 year old me. Me too, but Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs NOT THE MOMMA
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"Say hello to my little friend!"
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“You just disrespected a future United States Marine!!!!” 
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"and you'll know my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon thee!" said right before getting kicked in the jimmies.
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Edmund Sparkler posted:I specifically said that I was wrong for wanting recognition for apologizing. He was a racist rear end in a top hat and maybe I should have mentioned that before but I didn't want to get into that. The whole point of my story was that it's absurd to expect satisfaction because it's only going to lead to resentments. I'm the rear end in a top hat in the story. I was not trying to paint myself in a good light. Calling the dude an arrogant rear end in a top hat years later sure makes the waters murky.
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N. Senada posted:Me too, but Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs I'm the baby, gotta love me
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"T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt." *pulls arms into shirt so only hands show, roars ferociously*
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I eat pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast
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Meat's back on the menu boys! *takes a slice of ham from pocket and nibbles it menacingly with really moist noises*
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Edmund Sparkler posted:I specifically said that I was wrong for wanting recognition for apologizing. He was a racist rear end in a top hat and maybe I should have mentioned that before but I didn't want to get into that. The whole point of my story was that it's absurd to expect satisfaction because it's only going to lead to resentments. I'm the rear end in a top hat in the story. I was not trying to paint myself in a good light. The only way out of this bad situation is to hit us with a phrase from a movie or a show, what have you got?
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“Don’t gently caress with me! I’ve got the power of God and anime on my side!!!” 
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Hachi machi
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IT SKINKS Buy my book, buy my book
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you’re safe here among we goons, friend
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When I was in jail I pissed off this Texas Aryan dude and he sort of maybe-seriously/maybe-not pursued me around a big table with a pair of scissors meant for cutting leather. I shouted, "You barbarian!", thinking somehow this would at least get the other people in the hobby shop on my side, but I think it just confused everyone. Good thing the Truth be told I was surprised I could make any sound at all. I was loving terrified.
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credburn posted:When I was in jail I pissed off this Texas Aryan dude and he sort of maybe-seriously/maybe-not pursued me around a big table with a pair of scissors meant for cutting leather. I shouted, "You barbarian!", thinking somehow this would at least get the other people in the hobby shop on my side, but I think it just confused everyone. Good thing the well don't bury the lead why were you in the slammer???
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precision posted:well don't bury the lead why were you in the slammer??? I broke the law :\
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credburn posted:I broke the law :\ Dope! The two times I've been arrested, I didn't break the law, so it was like, stupid times two
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i must compose posted:Kids who yell like Goku charging up their power level We had one of those at our college. One day on a class day trip he ran off in London and found an anime shop. When the teachers went to tell him to leave he did the Goku power up thing in the middle of the store. He used to always wear a cowboy hat and was wearing it that day. Also he was 18 when this happened.
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ManBoyChef posted:"and you'll know my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon thee!" said right before getting kicked in the jimmies. I knew two guys who'd quote that but with fingers instead of vengeance. They were super smug idiots.
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Chrs posted:We had one of those at our college. One day on a class day trip he ran off in London and found an anime shop. When the teachers went to tell him to leave he did the Goku power up thing in the middle of the store. That ending got me, solid post fam
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DRAGON... TWISTER!! BULL CHARGE!
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Chrs posted:We had one of those at our college. One day on a class day trip he ran off in London and found an anime shop. When the teachers went to tell him to leave he did the Goku power up thing in the middle of the store. Poor guy, 18 is a pretty poor power level.
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credburn posted:When I was in jail I pissed off this Texas Aryan dude and he sort of maybe-seriously/maybe-not pursued me around a big table with a pair of scissors meant for cutting leather. I shouted, "You barbarian!", thinking somehow this would at least get the other people in the hobby shop on my side, but I think it just confused everyone. Good thing the lmao
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You BRUTE!!! (by Fabergé)
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N. Senada posted:That ending got me, solid post fam Theres more. Rather than argue with him the teacher quickly caved and said that if he was fast he could buy something and then we had to go. This worked and the guy bought a Chobits box set. Later when we came to buy dinner the guy revealed he’d actually spent all of his money on it so the teacher had to pay for his food lol
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