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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwa_(art)
https://web.archive.org/web/20060702143750/http://www.theschwacorporation.com/
This one is dead, there's a backup on archive.org, here's the first working link I could find. It's an art project about aliens, conspiracies, and mind control.

quote:

Although a growing hit, Bill Barker disappeared from the public (and underground) eye sometime in late September 2001.
:thunk:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbad_(website)
http://www.superbad.com/
Somehow this one still works. It's kind of an HTML maze with strange, amusing, and occasionally offputting imagery.

Post yours!

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

zakk's kool zone

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i like to visit https://www.zombo.com when poo poo gets real, usually monday morning minutes before the work week starts, to remind me that even though the situation is not great right now anything is possible.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
AfroSquad: https://web.archive.org/web/19990429080116/http://afrosquad.com/

r00t: https://www.r00t.org/members.html

Which is wild because some of these people were teenagers when this list was written and might be grandparents by now. I highly doubt all of them know of their continued membership. Still someone is updating the page and graphics.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Gas Signs

Just a big ol’ collection of gas station signs from around the world.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://zombo.com/

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



https://www.spacejam.com/1996/
https://www.heavensgate.com/

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

This was gonna be mine to be honest.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Come on and slam

Dr.D-O
Jan 3, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I was going to say whatever website used to host the Lenny Loosejocks games, but when I searched for it I discovered the games are now being sold on Steam for more than $20 Canadian (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1967390/Lenny_Loosejocks_in_Space/).

Inflation has even hit the free flash games.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
TuckerMax.com isn't cool, is still around

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
https://web.archive.org/web/20050125003522/http://www.losers.org/

Incredibly meanspirited website where people linked other people's personal pages and said poo poo like "A PUNK WHO HATES WAR? GROW UP!". A great way to discover little online rabbit holes, found a fan page dedicated to Harley Quinn years before she was a popular character

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
https://www.somethingawful.com

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

mutantIke posted:

https://web.archive.org/web/20050125003522/http://www.losers.org/

Incredibly meanspirited website where people linked other people's personal pages and said poo poo like "A PUNK WHO HATES WAR? GROW UP!". A great way to discover little online rabbit holes, found a fan page dedicated to Harley Quinn years before she was a popular character

lol

Why does EVERYBODY have little ANIME CRAP on their PAGES now?

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Can’t believe this is still around. Mouse around for hidden messages n poo poo

http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

E- oh yeah you have to keep finding the link to the next page

Snowy fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Dec 12, 2022

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

flubber nuts posted:

i like to visit https://www.zombo.com when poo poo gets real, usually monday morning minutes before the work week starts, to remind me that even though the situation is not great right now anything is possible.

Zombo Com really puts things into perspective

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

Snowy posted:

Can’t believe this is still around. Mouse around for hidden messages n poo poo

http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

E- oh yeah you have to keep finding the link to the next page

Funniest part for me had to be finding the guy's homepage and discovering that he now makes crude photoshop collages of Donald Trump and Obama and poo poo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.angelfire.com/de/sickestpageever/nofear.html

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009


I play this all the drat time in the background while at work.

My officers hate it.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

https://www.angelfire.com/de/sickestpageever/images/nofear1990.jpg

Corrupted images on a website are nostalgic.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

anti-image leech technology going strong

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
sadly suck.com seems to be dead

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
sadly weird rear end gated-garden art site hell.com now points to bible.com :allears:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://whitehouse.com

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

does this even count? they appear to be reinventing themselves as an X-rated right wing lunatic cryptoscam site with connections to marijuana

i wish i was kidding, i really do

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Ah drat, looks like whitehouse.com has fallen..

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

I found this when going through my dad's stuff after he passed away. I played so much Hunt the Wumpus when I was a kid because of this book.



Gimme a page number or an interest and I'll take a pic.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5BZkaWZAAA

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
aw mayhem.net is all hosed up :c

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i was going to say something awful dot com but you said COOL websites :mmmsmug:

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Coxswain Balls posted:

I found this when going through my dad's stuff after he passed away. I played so much Hunt the Wumpus when I was a kid because of this book.



Gimme a page number or an interest and I'll take a pic.

14 is my lucky number so how about seein’ page 14? Cool book!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Are they numbered? If so, 712. if not, page 94.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
the original (circa 2001) hell.com

i also spent a truly stunning amount of time reading The Loser Living Upstairs saga
https://losernet.tripod.com/loser.html

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

quote:

Loser got up about eleven, and guess what he was doing? Warming up some Tetrazini? Choking the chicken? No, no. Loser was traversing the "palace" and he did so until 11:50am. After that, it was quiet until 12:04pm when Loser got up off the couch and went back to bed. At 12:08, Loser was back up making a phone call. That lasted ten seconds. A disappointed Loser traversed the "palace" for four minutes and went beddy-bye (in the middle of the day) again. At 12:28pm, Loser was up and around again. Is Loser losin' it? At 12:41, Loser made a phone call. Within two minutes Loser was pacing the "palace" in the all too familiar circular pattern. He made twenty loops around the "palace" through the call that lasted until 12:43. All was quiet after that until Loser began traversing the "palace" at 1:12pm. Loser left the "palace" at 1:14 and was back within five minutes. Loser took a thirteen-minute shower. After the shower, it was time to pace. At 1:37, he makes another phone call and began pacing intermittent loops around the "palace." He made six loops before the call was over at 1:43pm. Loser makes another phone call at 1:51 sans pacing. The call lasted three minutes. At 1:57, Loser makes yet another phone call. that lasted until 2:03 sans pacing. After the call was over, Loser began pacing feverishly for two minutes until he left the "palace" at 2:05pm. In all the calls, Loser was doing all the talking. What does he have to talk about? Can you imagine a conversation with Loser?

this goes on for thousands of pages

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

precision posted:

this goes on for thousands of pages

ah yeah i remember thinking about this piece of writing during the pandemic lockdowns when i could hear my apt neighbors pacing and doing poo poo all the time but couldn't for the life of me remember what it was. i may rest now

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Last Chance posted:

ah yeah i remember thinking about this piece of writing during the pandemic lockdowns when i could hear my apt neighbors pacing and doing poo poo all the time but couldn't for the life of me remember what it was. i may rest now

i stopped reading around 2001 i think, and what's truly amazing is that eventually things happen in the guy's life, and he starts writing about more personal things, and even ends up sounding kind of... wise? but it's prefaced by literally hundreds of pages of cataloguing his upstairs neighbors pacing and toilet flushing habits lmao

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

A shameful goon doesn’t even read the first 3 posts before posting.

Trollipop
Apr 10, 2007

hippin and hoppin
https://www.brendanfraser.com/

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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
the radioshack jumping and standing forums

also the original classic, mr t ate my balls

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