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NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

I have a hernia that's getting repaired (by a surgeon!) tomorrow. ask me anything!

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

is it from being fat

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
weak rear end gut mf

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

redneck nazgul posted:

is it from being fat

no! it's not!

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Homeless Friend posted:

weak rear end gut mf

or maybe my gut was so strong it herniated from being too strong for my body. could be either one

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

how old are you

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

who's doing the surgery, dr pepper?

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

is the surgeon a marxist

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

my bony fealty posted:

is the surgeon a marxist

can women be Marxists?

a.lo posted:

how old are you

late 20s. this is my 7th surgery. i had 2 left shoulder, 1 right shoulder, 2 left elbow, and one hernia (got hit by a car, one year later got hit by another car).

redneck nazgul posted:

who's doing the surgery, dr pepper?

would like to pepper you with punches right about now

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

I Hope the enlargement proceeds successfully and it will be everything of you dreamed of 🤲

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

NeatHeteroDude posted:

late 20s. this is my 7th surgery. i had 2 left shoulder, 1 right shoulder, 2 left elbow, and one hernia (got hit by a car, one year later got hit by another car).

stop getting hit by cars

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Any pets? If so post pics of pets.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Why do you keep chasing cars?

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
how did you find out you had a hernia?

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



so you are a dog irl right?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


What item do you hope the surgeon forgets he left inside you?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
are you getting cool butt drugs or anything

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

gets hit by 2 cars gets brain dmaged and becomes a mod

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Can I have your extra drugs

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
did you get persona 5

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
How's the pre-surgery food/fluid purge?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

a.lo posted:

gets hit by 2 cars gets brain dmaged and becomes a mod

many such cases

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

are they gonna give you a huge pair of tits

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

a.lo posted:

gets hit by 2 cars gets brain dmaged and becomes a mod

Gunshow Poophole posted:

many such cases

>:{

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Can I have your extra drugs

hell no!

Cloks posted:

did you get persona 5

I did not, I got Rogue Legacy 2 (for now) and AC: Black Flag. as my recovery drags into the second week, I may ask my brother for P5

KirbyKhan posted:

How's the pre-surgery food/fluid purge?

I don't have to purge, but I can't eat anything starting at midnight tonight (6ish hours). this is bad because I have a habit of eating when I wake up at night. not anymore! it's also apparently super bad for rem sleep to get up and eat 6 pieces of buttered toast every night

lobster shirt posted:

are they gonna give you a huge pair of tits

i can ask

Xaris posted:

are you getting cool butt drugs or anything

i'm hopefully getting all the best drugs including the presurgery one they give you if you're freaking out (ver-sed?)

forkboy84 posted:

What item do you hope the surgeon forgets he left inside you?

he?!

Weka posted:

Why do you keep chasing cars?

30.5 Days posted:

stop getting hit by cars

If I wasn't supposed to chase them why did they make the license plates look so neat?

mawarannahr posted:

I Hope the enlargement proceeds successfully and it will be everything of you dreamed of 🤲

:pray:

Suplex Liberace posted:

so you are a dog irl right?

not at all. i'm just a very normal, cool guy like everyone else

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
If you're in your late twenties why do you talk like a 50-year-old who's trying to be Appealing To The Youth

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



ASk them to fix your brain while theyre in there hurr hurrrrrrrr

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004
Good luck tomorrow neatheterodude.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Az mentioned he was offered adminship after his surgery, while he was hosed up on too many medicines.... Hrmmm

Greg Legg posted:

Good luck tomorrow neatheterodude.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
if it's an inguinal hernia then gl. here's some epic music op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AfNOKQdY-U

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

did you play elden ring yet. when I got surgery last year I spent the recovery weeks playing elden ring all day on the drugs. I recommend it.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Rogue Legacy 2 is fuckin sick. You should also play hollow knight if you haven't yet

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

lobster shirt posted:

are they gonna give you a huge pair of tits

absolutely illegal cans

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Tell the anesthesiologist you're an SA moderator and he'll probably slip you some extra sedatives.


hospital tip: Asking the Surgeon if he has stairs in his house and if he doesn't respond with "I'm protected" your surgery is 50% off

Oddly enough I am gonna be in the OR tomorrow for clinicals lol may the odds be forever in your (whoever's on the table in front of me) favor.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

John Charity Spring posted:

If you're in your late twenties why do you talk like a 50-year-old who's trying to be Appealing To The Youth

He has a neuro divergent condition known as positive thinking.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
good luck op

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

mawarannahr posted:

I Hope the enlargement proceeds successfully and it will be everything of you dreamed of 🤲

No! No, don’t get the hernia enlarged. Call the surgeon immediately to clarify. Also good luck!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

We haven't always seen eye to eye but good luck with your surgery
that poo poo is scary every time and modern medicine is a miracle

hope you are back to 100% in no time and that your intestines stop trying to escape through holes in your connective tissues

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

how the gently caress have you been hit by a car twice

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CODChimera posted:

how the gently caress have you been hit by a car twice

hit me once, shame on you
hit me twice

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speng31b
May 8, 2010

good luck and hope you feel better soon

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