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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I'll just roleclaim
Hi, I'm the tired guard. I bodyguard someone and roleblock them by making them nap with me

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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
I'm the Amazing!guard. It's like a regular bodyguard, but amazing!

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Cloacamazing! posted:

I had to use a random number generator twice because I rolled myself the first time. I can only assume that beet had the same problem, but decided this was clearly meant to be and is now in a masonry with himself.

That’s work

I just told mean to randomly pick someone for me

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Lazyguard

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I’m the eccoguard, I won’t last more than two days.

:rimshot:

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation
Good morning, fellow bodyguards.

hambeet posted:

hey what's the deal with the masoniser thing? when does that kick in?

Didn't you get to mason someone of your choice?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
That would be quite strange, seeing as everybody else got to do this. There's only one possible explanation: beet masoned his scumbros!

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
(Or he's doing a bit.)

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Tired Moritz posted:

I'll just roleclaim
Hi, I'm the tired guard. I bodyguard someone and roleblock them by making them nap with me

no means no, tm.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Cloacamazing! posted:

(Or he's doing a bit.)

take my worf, please

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation

Cloacamazing! posted:

There's only one possible explanation: beet masoned his scumbros!

:hmmyes:

How many of you crashed binus's place?

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Please let not talk about masons anymore. I don't want to know who the most popular SA mafia player :'(

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Tired Moritz posted:

Please let not talk about masons anymore. I don't want to know who the most popular SA mafia player :'(

:smuggo:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Seriously it would be sandwolf or hal

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Hyper Crab Tank posted:

:hmmyes:

How many of you crashed binus's place?

NOT me lmao

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Hyper Crab Tank posted:

:hmmyes:

How many of you crashed binus's place?

Surprisingly no one

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

PlasticAutomaton posted:

Hambeet's posting.

I already made this joke but in a more subtle way, ##vote Plastic

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

b-minus1 posted:

Surprisingly no one

Huh. Did we all think "I'm sure everybody is going to pick binus" or what?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Cloacamazing! posted:

Huh. Did we all think "I'm sure everybody is going to pick binus" or what?

I didn’t need the stress of binus being suspicious of me!

Also I thought everyone would pick Keats

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

Cloacamazing! posted:

Huh. Did we all think "I'm sure everybody is going to pick binus" or what?

I did so I guess I'm basic after all even though I thought I was being a cool hipster by picking anyone else other than bminus

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
##vote toal

Johnny Keats
Jan 24, 2023

##vote Plastic for turbo.

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


See? My gambit worked. Scum already outed themselves.

##vote: Keats

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
Do you all think we could create a kind of body guard union?

If we make a body guard union, here's how it will go.

I'll be the first member, the union rep.

If you declare you're going on body guard strike, you'll be union member number 2. We'll vote as a bloc for the last player on the player list in unionized.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

Toalpaz posted:

Do you all think we could create a kind of body guard union?

If we make a body guard union, here's how it will go.

I'll be the first member, the union rep.

If you declare you're going on body guard strike, you'll be union member number 2. We'll vote as a bloc for the last player on the player list in unionized.

Un unionized

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Would a strike involve not guarding any bodies? Because I'm not sure I can just stop guarding bodies. At the very least I need to fulfill my secret role as Cloacaguard and guard the butt.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
It's preferred that you guard union members, rather than scabs. We work to rule.

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation
I'm sure if we work together we can suss out the scum in no time at all, so unionizing sounds like an idea to try (as opposed to un-ionizing, which is rather fatal).

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Bodyguards of the world united as one!

Please consider this my application to the union. Please let me know when we have an official logo so I can appropriately tattoo myself

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Nah I’m gonna do my own thing

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


I mean I'm down with being on strike, gently caress capitalism, but if Toal is trying to insinuate any actual mechanical night action strike that sounds less good

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation
No need to call any strikes just yet.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Yeah, we can just unionize in general and get our demands together, then if they aren't met, we strike.

My demands:

- Enough bodies to guard for everyone. No weird stuff where one dude thinks he's so high and mighty he needs a dozen bodyguards all for himself and they just end up standing around in their suits bored out of their minds
- Better action hero insurance. If some boss sends hundreds of us out one by one to kick this one guy's rear end and we're all getting our asses kicked, he'd better pay the hospital bills.
- No stupid costumes. No, not even if it's part of some supervillain's style. Suit, tie, gun. No flamingo feathers. No snorkels.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
I'm going to take hypercrab tanks thoughtful comments as a union membership application unless I'm mistaken.

Voodoo Fly welcome aboard.

Listen, you can bodyguard whoever. As long as you come to meetings, pay your dues, and walk the line.

Now time to start the racket element ##vote TM

The union is definitely pro hunting scum, but like, also it's day 1 why wouldn't you join the union. I look forward to TMs membership.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

Cloacamazing! posted:

Yeah, we can just unionize in general and get our demands together, then if they aren't met, we strike.

My demands:

- Enough bodies to guard for everyone. No weird stuff where one dude thinks he's so high and mighty he needs a dozen bodyguards all for himself and they just end up standing around in their suits bored out of their minds
- Better action hero insurance. If some boss sends hundreds of us out one by one to kick this one guy's rear end and we're all getting our asses kicked, he'd better pay the hospital bills.
- No stupid costumes. No, not even if it's part of some supervillain's style. Suit, tie, gun. No flamingo feathers. No snorkels.
O7

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Toalpaz posted:

Listen, you can bodyguard whoever. As long as you come to meetings, pay your dues, and walk the line.

Now time to start the racket element ##vote TM

K totally on board with union poo poo

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Who are we turboing come ON

Illusionis
Dec 12, 2011

Sandwolf posted:

Who are we turboing come ON

Okay ##vote Sandwolf

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Illusionis posted:

Okay ##vote Sandwolf

I like this vote

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


b-minus1 posted:

I like this vote

Confirmed, Illusionis AND binus want to come on me. We got ‘em boys.

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