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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Who will be the next president of these United States?

Non American goons encouraged to speculate

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:39

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# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:50

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Post to update with all nominees

TRUMP
BIDEN

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:39

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nikki Haley announced she is running and she gives me a big ole upcoming erection

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:43

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

kamala, it’s her turn

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:43

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ron Paul?

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:45

Dystopia Barbarian: Dec 25, 2022; I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

Nooner posted:

Nikki Haley announced she is running and she gives me a big ole upcoming erection

Her real name is Nimrata Nikki Randhawa but she uses the American sounding name to sound whiter to drum up support from her conservative base. Real self-hatred poo poo.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:46

Mr. Crow: May 22, 2008; Snap City mayor for life

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:47

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

It's been a long time coming but it finally came for Bun B to get his motherfucking shot at the game.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:54

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

i have it on good authority its going to be tupac (don't ask how)

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:57

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

biden, hunter

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:03

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

mike pillow

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:10

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

DeSantis will beat Kamala because the DNC refuse to learn anything after Hillary

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:12

Dystopia Barbarian: Dec 25, 2022; I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

Wifi Toilet posted:

DeSantis will beat Kamala because the DNC refuse to learn anything after Hillary

Guns without permits nationwide! Our rivers will run red with the blood of... ourselves.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:18

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

an AR-15

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:20

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

im prob gonna die in a mass shooting before I find out who wins the next election, op.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:21

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

PistenBully

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:26

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Bad Purchase posted:

PistenBully

Lol

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:33

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Kanye.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:34

u sp33k l33t br0: Sep 12, 2007; Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?; Soiled Meat

Hillary Clit

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:57

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

ill vote for desantis is he promises to give me an AR 15. also he will need to give my son an AR 15 too right after he is born is the only way to make sure he grows up Merican/not homo

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:30

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Difference between merican and mexican is one letter

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:33

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

My wife takes a .45 along with the rest of her neonatal vitamins each day to make sure he comes out loving the national anthem and also don't grow up to be an illegal

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:35

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:36

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:40

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

What's in your manifesto?

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:42

TengenNewsEditor: Apr 2, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's been a long time coming but it finally came for Bun B to get his motherfucking shot at the game.

anyone that don't understand what the gently caress this means ain't trill ain't never been trill ain't never been around trill

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:46

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Jeb! for ul qoma
¡Bej for beszel

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:48

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

goatface posted:

What's in your manifesto?

We’re gonna build a Freaky Friday machine so we can Freaky Friday all the bad guys with terminally ill good guys

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:55

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari

idgaf america is terrible

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:57

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Lt. Cock posted:

We’re gonna build a Freaky Friday machine so we can Freaky Friday all the bad guys with terminally ill good guys

Who gets to pick which is which?

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:03

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

Me I’d be President but also it should be obvious

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:03

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I want that one lady who looks like an actual goblin in some photos to run and win

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:05

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

me. i'm billing myself as the last president. i'll be a late entry dark horse, win and destroy the system

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:05

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Do the sick people get to pick their new body from a list of options or is it gonna be a lottery system? Can you get bumped up the list if you agree to take a body with racist tattoos?

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:09

Piss Creep: Dec 16, 2022

Some real loving dumb oval office, and we'll have to hear you all moan about it for ages again.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:12

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

People that ask too many questions about the Freaky Friday Machine get sent to the Freaky Friday Machine

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:19

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Freddy Freaker Freaky Friday Feat. Felicia Day

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:21