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Spent 600 bucks on dinner with her and here I am sleeping in my bed ie living room sofa. 😂
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:38 |
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Thats rough op ill tell her to take u back
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maybe she just assumed you like sleeping on the couch
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Well... Was the food good?
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This is what happens when you spend $600 feeding yourself and don't order anything for your wife. Let that be a lesson to you, OP.
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Make a kickass fort and don't let her in, then she will have to post a thread about it
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she probably saw your posts
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A lot of people probably hate you, why single out your wife?
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spending $600 in tokens at chuck e cheese's does not count as spending $600 on dinner with your wife
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Well you can't stop with a picture. what happened in your words please
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Get a cat to sleep on the couch with you
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Have you tried going to the gym
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I need proof this isn't a joke, put a shoe on your head and retake the couch picture
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This is all well and good OP. But does your wife hate ME as well? Because if she does, then you can tell her that I am hurt.
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git apologist posted:she probably saw your posts
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Dam... he ain't playing
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Quit making so goddamn much noise down there and go to bed, we're trying to focus
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keeping your bed warm for you op
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I like your heartocross never seen that before
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git apologist posted:she probably saw your posts
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Is that the inside of a duvet without the cover on? She's going to hate you even more if she notices that. Also did you go for a poo during dinner? Maybe she's got some weird issue about the timing of when people defecate
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maybe it would be comfier to sleep in your car. you could lay the seats flat, roll out a sleeping bag, and pretend you’re camping!
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Have you considered bringing her a dead mouse?
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Your wife hates me too
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Buy your wife an account, OP.
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I was probably lying OP I'm sorry your wife probably doesn't know me but if she knew me she would probably hate me
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Does your wife know shes your wife? If so, does she agree with that?
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Who's the lucky guy who she took out using your credit card?
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All jokes aside it's not a great sign that you focus on how you spent 600 dollars on dinner but don't actually say (or know?) what you did to piss her off
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So what did you say to end up on the couch,OP?
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Have you tried washing your face?
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Holland Oates posted:Buy your wife an account, OP. yeah, what kinda man drops six hundred smackeroos on din-din but can't spare the ![]()
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git apologist posted:she probably saw your posts
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My wife shaves me
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She might let you keep the couch in the impending divorce. Gonna be way more than 600 smackaroos
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don’t put your feet on the couch, champ, or you’re not getting a new Switch game tomorrow
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i will hate you for free op, just say the word
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Should’ve bought a cat instead
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:38 |
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Confusedslight posted:Well... Seriously what the gently caress spill that goddamn menu
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