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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
I have a need for inflatable balloons but can't get a brand that holds air the way others do

What's the goon opinion on this? I'm hoping for straight dope facts on which inflatable balloons hold helium the best so I can make balloon animals for a kids party.

What's the brand? Who's the best helium holder that will give me a good start on making balloon animals

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

trojan

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Durex

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

balloons are obnoxious and kids bat them around and squeak them and pop them and create a general aura of chaos I honestly don't get the appeal or why we continue to fund Big Balloon especially in the midst of a helium shortage

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Who is big balloon pooha I need to know so I can patronize them

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

edit: oops

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Who is big balloon pooha I need to know so I can patronize them

The Latex Balloon Military Industrial Complex /Deep State

I mean we're already seeing aggressive balloon strategies from China

edit: ugh, sorry to get all "Noam Chomsky" on you but fine, I'll explain. Its a complex network of individuals and institutions involved in the production of balloon technologies. The Latex Balloon Industrial complex in a country typically attempts to marshal political support for continued or increased balloon based spending by the national government.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
chinese spy

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

Poohs Packin posted:

The Latex Balloon Military Industrial Complex /Deep State

I mean we're already seeing aggressive balloon strategies from China

edit: ugh, sorry to get all "Noam Chomsky" on you but fine, I'll explain. Its a complex network of individuals and institutions involved in the production of balloon technologies. The Latex Balloon Industrial complex in a country typically attempts to marshal political support for continued or increased balloon based spending by the national government.


WHATS RHE RUCKING NAME THAT I CAN GOOGLE ABD BUY BALLOONS???? WHOS THE BIG NAME

WHATA RHE BIG BALLOON GUYS BAME?????

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Nylon

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Nylon balloon? What the gently caress is that

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I ment mylar

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
People who make balloon animals do not use helium. Blow it out your rear end.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

SAY YOHO posted:

People who make balloon animals do not use helium. Blow it out your rear end.

Okay what do I use? Hydrogen? Or Argon maybe?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Fart blasting

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
I can't fart that much and I have many balloons to make

So what gas hydrogen or Argon?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Methane

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
meethane if ur bri'ish

Dick Fontaine
Nov 10, 2022

Computer, end program.
If you need to buy a bunch of balloons that donít totally suck go with Qualatex OP

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I can't fart that much and I have many balloons to make

So what gas hydrogen or Argon?
Buy a shitton of beans and make it work

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Magnums

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

supermans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGG5E4iN8g

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


that guy is defniitley hard as a rock inside that suit

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

Joust rides the Pegasus on a floor over you.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Living his best goddamn life
Also you know he's dying to do a belly flop but doesn't trust the suit

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Call Me Big Popper is a good brand (don't pop easily despite name).

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Hey get a load of these balloons op. :mamacita:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Donut.
Balloons are actually condoms for clowns. Itís not just their feet thatís funny shaped.

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
We will not be complicit in your whippit crimes op

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
ur mom

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Billoon45

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Remeber once a goon posted about their cousin(?) whose last name was biloon, and told us to watch said cousin on Comedy Central? It was ok comedy. I think they had a joke about how pus-sy and pussy are similar as words. I remember this but none of my family's names. Please send help .

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
No, youíre doing good, letís check in later tho

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i hear china makes durable ones. ask their government what the recipe is

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