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I have a need for inflatable balloons but can't get a brand that holds air the way others do What's the goon opinion on this? I'm hoping for straight dope facts on which inflatable balloons hold helium the best so I can make balloon animals for a kids party. What's the brand? Who's the best helium holder that will give me a good start on making balloon animals
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:23 |
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trojan
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Durex
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balloons are obnoxious and kids bat them around and squeak them and pop them and create a general aura of chaos I honestly don't get the appeal or why we continue to fund Big Balloon especially in the midst of a helium shortage
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Who is big balloon pooha I need to know so I can patronize them
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edit: oops
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Who is big balloon pooha I need to know so I can patronize them The Latex Balloon Military Industrial Complex /Deep State I mean we're already seeing aggressive balloon strategies from China edit: ugh, sorry to get all "Noam Chomsky" on you but fine, I'll explain. Its a complex network of individuals and institutions involved in the production of balloon technologies. The Latex Balloon Industrial complex in a country typically attempts to marshal political support for continued or increased balloon based spending by the national government.
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chinese spy
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Poohs Packin posted:The Latex Balloon Military Industrial Complex /Deep State WHATS RHE RUCKING NAME THAT I CAN GOOGLE ABD BUY BALLOONS???? WHOS THE BIG NAME WHATA RHE BIG BALLOON GUYS BAME?????
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Nylon
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Nylon balloon? What the gently caress is that
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I ment mylar
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People who make balloon animals do not use helium. Blow it out your rear end.
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SAY YOHO posted:People who make balloon animals do not use helium. Blow it out your rear end. Okay what do I use? Hydrogen? Or Argon maybe?
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Fart blasting
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I can't fart that much and I have many balloons to make So what gas hydrogen or Argon?
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Methane
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meethane if ur bri'ish
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If you need to buy a bunch of balloons that don’t totally suck go with Qualatex OP
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I can't fart that much and I have many balloons to make
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Magnums
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supermans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGG5E4iN8g
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that guy is defniitley hard as a rock inside that suit
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Joust rides the Pegasus on a floor over you.
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Living his best goddamn life Also you know he's dying to do a belly flop but doesn't trust the suit
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Call Me Big Popper is a good brand (don't pop easily despite name).
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Hey get a load of these balloons op. ![]()
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Balloons are actually condoms for clowns. It’s not just their feet that’s funny shaped.
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We will not be complicit in your whippit crimes op
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ur mom
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Billoon45
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Remeber once a goon posted about their cousin(?) whose last name was biloon, and told us to watch said cousin on Comedy Central? It was ok comedy. I think they had a joke about how pus-sy and pussy are similar as words. I remember this but none of my family's names. Please send help .
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No, you’re doing good, let’s check in later tho
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:23 |
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i hear china makes durable ones. ask their government what the recipe is
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