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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
I mistook them for Jesus Christ. On top of that I bet a strangers life and sexuality on it. Lost the bet. I was willing to have him torn limb from limb by activated howler monkies while I observed my Buddhist philosophy of of signing off on government trash and then watching it destroy people while I sit in an altruistic ivory tower claiming Iím an Oracle of peace and love. God has to be gay in my stupid little religion so I can have my big coming out party and I know heís super turned on by fake crackhead Jesuses so I thought what would be better than pigeonholing him into a hotel full of them so he can have his big coming out too (even though heís already out as queer) as an alternate to the racist buyout festival he was going to attend.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
posting from the LOONY BIN

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Hey as long as my deity is pathetic and controllable Iím happy. If theyíre not, if they are of their own disposition and opinion, Iím confused and distrustful, I am a victim. God isnít allowed to be their own person in my religion.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
jesus christ!!! when did jesus christ become so full of cocks?!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Iím different than all the other ones baby. I still get deeply offended by non-scripted interactions, but this script is different because it favors me. :wink:

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Feb 7, 2023

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Icochet posted:

posting from the LOONY BIN

Yeah itís like, what loving sociopath are we going to promote next as an antithesis to the big mean queer who wonít put out? :thunk:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Itís cool tho because Iím going to harvest his cum for a revolution. We just need to stop time to make time to make more stupid loving decisions. Tear everything down to the loving studs, gut this American bitch of a country, start from caveman basics. We canít just retrofit poo poo and make it work like itís supposed to, we need to discredit the historic work of the actual people who put their hands to this poo poo, as if they were part of the greater conspiracy. Well you what? Their work was GOOD ENOUGH and we donít have to dismantle the fabric of society and live in loving mud huts or exploit cum resources to make it work. Sorry if you are too stupid or corrupt to figure out how to stand in a loving river, but time and power arenít scarce or limited. Sorry if you donít understand that the hands of the laborers who built this poo poo are Emmanuel.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
All this poo poo, pantomimes, allegories, contrived scenarios, because for some reason we canít just use the word bi-curious anymore. Itís not committed enough or something. Well Iíll tell what was committed, the hotel full of howler monkies you booked as some sort of ďbridging the race gapĒ thing that doesnít need to be bridged because itís not 19 loving 70 and we all get along and itís extremely presumptuous and racist to say everyday people need help with that. Hey just move on, nothing bad happened, probably just crazy talk etc. Yeah nothing happened, because I stopped it. And next time you get on your ďeveryone needs to be gay for world peaceĒ crazy rear end bullshit I wonít, you can count on that.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Donut.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hey as long as my deity is pathetic and controllable Iím happy. If theyíre not, if they are of their own disposition and opinion, Iím confused and distrustful, I am a victim. God isnít allowed to be their own person in my religion.

In my religion everyone has their own god, about the size of a guinea pig, and we carry them wherever we go in a little satchel. They give advice and miracles tailored specifically to your needs, and they give off an adorable divine aura. You get to name 'em too, mine is Mrs. Maisel.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

In my religion everyone has their own god, about the size of a guinea pig, and we carry them wherever we go in a little satchel. They give advice and miracles tailored specifically to your needs, and they give off an adorable divine aura. You get to name 'em too, mine is Mrs. Maisel.

Aw thatís cute! :allears:

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
federal employee checking in to confirm that our booking software is actually this terrible, just with a harder to use interface.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Seriously though, one of my friends is completely gay. Like he isnít sexually attracted to women at all. Iíd like to see people run the same scheme on him except theyíre trying to get him to gently caress a pussy over the course of a year. Itís not like forced, but all his social and financial options are corralled into his only option for human contact is to gently caress a woman they choose. Like, we know you are gay, but I read a book that says everyone is bisexual so now I can intellectually impose that opinion on you. And like thereís plenty of guys that want to gently caress him but they all get held back and obscured by contrived social barriers. Like posit this whole thing so he has to gently caress a pussy to dispel all the evil in the world and usher in a new Age of Enlightenment type poo poo. And then when he doesnít start citing some deep psychological reasons, like making up a false childhood he had with oppressive Chinese parents as the reason he doesnít like pussy. Like really gently caress his head up with this poo poo, make him feel like an rear end in a top hat for his sexuality. Youíre letting the whole world down right now guy come on you piece of poo poo! Iíd really like to see how that goes over. But itís cool to bash a queer guy for not being gay. Itís cool to associate a black man with disheveled, dope addicted, deal signing government plants. Just another moral high ground rear end in a top hat demanding a person change who they are for altruism.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


i like your posts dude

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
But weíre gonna write all this anger off as repressed homosexuality, and not anger towards racial and sexual oppression and gross sexual imposition en masse. Not explicitly what I said Iím mad about but something else thatís completely different but still has some of the same words in the description. Iím comfortable with me being queer, apparently youíre not.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The government crackheads are in the GSA. The General Services Administration. They're buyers for the government and they spend all our tax dollars on crack and $6,000 tungsten staplers.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

One does not simply "move on" from the Holodomor

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

i like your posts dude

you may have the same disease

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm sorry sir this is NGO opium den

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But weíre gonna write all this anger off as repressed homosexuality, and not anger towards racial and sexual oppression and gross sexual imposition en masse. Not explicitly what I said Iím mad about but something else thatís completely different but still has some of the same words in the description. Iím comfortable with me being queer, apparently youíre not.

I don't think anyone wants that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
I mean look at it this way, people already did all the work to build this country with their hands, so it is no work or energy at all to make it perfect. Anybody who tells you otherwise on their little dick sucky campaigns is full of poo poo and you should stuff their head down a loving toilet.

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I mean look at it this way, people already did all the work to build this country with their hands, so it is no work or energy at all to make it perfect. Anybody who tells you otherwise on their little dick sucky campaigns is full of poo poo and you should stuff their head down a loving toilet.

You ever been on an aircraft carrier?

And your nearest hospital sucks

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
Its like if doctors and poo poo had the socialism the armed forces have....

Piss Creep fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Feb 7, 2023

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you may have the same disease

hey i never said i read them :colbert:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003



Grimey Drawer
Hi Clammy how ya feelin today

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you may have the same disease

fake government crackhead spotted

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

fake crackhead Jesuses

You mean Jesi

littleprincecurry
Jan 29, 2023

hornet juice and rosebuds in a container of gazelle meat
if this is a coming out post, congrats! :yaycat:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Whats the Clambo on about today I wonder?

Well I never!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

bagmonkey posted:

Hi Clammy how ya feelin today

Talk to me like Iím 5 and see how Iím doing rear end in a top hat.

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Talk to me like Iím 5 and see how Iím doing rear end in a top hat.

I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening.
His mother put him to bed, and made some camomile tea; and she gave a dose of it to Peter!
'One table-spoonful to be taken at bed-time.'
But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries for supper.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Anyways itís just one of these things where I did something cool, like killing 12 vampires and 57 demons, then I broke the adder so people literally canít make any more vampires. It was like a one time shot, thereís nothing more to it. But then a year later some bitch rear end motherfuckers catch the vapors and make this big scene about how they doin this poo poo too. They booked another Wyndham and there like uhababahba over here with this thing and buwhwhwhhw over there with that thing, and for all stupid gullible people itís generally the same thing I said because they didnít listen to the words because some of them were magic words, bad words, crazy people words. So now you have this clowns organizing this mass murder under the pretense that itís the same poo poo I was doing. And then claiming pontious Pilates death on top of that. None of these people did any of that poo poo and what they are doing isnít even remotely similar. But people do this to me all the time. Like oh look itís the same thing you did, but itís not, and I shouldnít ever have a need to explain myself. But as long as the substance contains at least 2 or 3 uncommon words from something I posted there are actually people stupid enough to believe Iím behind whatever it is. And I think to myself, god just let these idiots run their bullshit, nobody is ever going to believe this schizophrenic bullshit, but then people do buy it because theyíre told they canít communicate directly with me and they have to wear this disguise and say this poo poo and have this load on them and check in with this guy and that guy, so they go for this similar bullshit. Even if Iím right there talking directly to them thereís still this barrier, itís completely crazy, they donít listen, some bitch has told them what they want to hear rather than they are loving up, and certain types of people always always always choose the bitch over what I say, no matter how crazy and irrational they poo poo they say or ask people to do is. And people gently caress up their lives and still blame me even when the bitch they are listening to is blatantly not me or speaking for me or has ever met me. And Iím just loving tired of it, Iím not here to sort out your head problems. Iím a pathologist not a shrink, and I have plenty of work to do without the constant barrage of people demanding that I be something for them or the world will end bullshit.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Keanu Reeves: whoa

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Keanu Reeves: whoa

The K is pronounced Ch

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Finito means itís over and you donít bring it up or claim poo poo ever again.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Donut.
Every finito is a new beginito.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
They were gonna tell everyone to download some ware with that poo poo in it out of panic and necessity in order to make them vulnerable, then they were gonna either get or kill all those people. Donít double book the same people again. They arenít the same people as the ones initially booked but they will try to do the same job.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003



Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Talk to me like Iím 5 and see how Iím doing rear end in a top hat.

Hey man I don't take attitude with you in my thread I just want to know your day is going, jesuses

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

bagmonkey posted:

Hey man I don't take attitude with you in my thread I just want to know your day is going, jesuses

I told you how it was going. If you didnít want to know then donít ask.

But man like, wow imagine if your job every day from now until whenever people decide to quit with the hosed poo poo is just clearing the daily ledger and hosing the guts out of the lobby.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Feb 7, 2023

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Thanks again clam!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Coulda just did it once and not even have had to do it yourself lol.

But people decided to play sex ventures and paths to me again right after I said stop.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
I tell you what though, this thing has really opened my loving eyes to the concept of a spiritual journey of self discovery as planned financial destitution, planned family abandonment, planned homelessness and being forced into gay prostitution to stick with the program, being framed for mass murder under vague analogies to poo poo ive published, and celebrity endorsements on these hosed schemes, and hostile corporate takeovers of all my property. You guys definitely need some more cum so you can have some more time to think about how this is going to play out for you, for sure, and to be racist towards the wrong kind of Asians and ableist towards the wrong kind of disability. :shuckyes:

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