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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

idk why but i think trig introduce me to them

anyway, tune

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Roosevelt posted:

The Further Adventures of Garfield

i want to see the spin-off of heathcliff, Jimmy

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

wow right as i posted there's a new batch

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

FrozenVent posted:

it’s not even may

heh, oh yeah but he did get this all done in black history month though

shortest month of the year and all that

:tip shat:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Cold on a Cob posted:

haha going out like the weirdo loser he is instead of chads like watterson and larson

they're both out of retirement baby

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Shame Boy posted:

i was youngest in the class and i still wound up 6ft 3 by like 9th grade and i hate it to this day

yeah same actually

birthday the summer following so wasn't even old enough to buy lottery tickets as a senior

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Eeyo posted:

i just hate it when apple maps asks me to proceed to the route.

haveblue posted:

same except “keep right, then keep right”

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

infernal machines posted:

what if you want to surveil your family 24/7?

like, people put security cameras inside their own homes, intentionally and voluntarily, so obviously this market exists somehow

having the whole house wired for "burglars" is still better than having guns for "home invasion"

in one case it's creepy and the other your kid is gonna shoot itself or someone else

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

qirex posted:

my main problem is he appears to be smiling during steps 2-4

that is not the normal experience

conan o'brien and a guest i forget on his podcast both agreed the experience was positive due to the drug they use that gives you good feels all day like a mellower mdma

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
i'm gaming the BMI by getting taller

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

LanceHunter posted:

load-bearing trenches



always knew that was gonna come in handy some day

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Achmed Jones posted:

lol that the stimulant programmers abuse is adderall. says a lot about dorkiness

probably for the best though

if you can't get oxy you do heroin/fentanyl

if you can't get adderall you do meth which can be cut with fentanyl for reasons, often unbeknownst to you

there have been some ODs on fentanyl laced meth here recently and i don't know how being rich makes you immune, especially if you move on to shooting up

i just called my pharmacy for totally unrelated reasons and the recording was a guy saying they're out of adderall just right off because they are for the foreseeable future, if you were using it for whatever reason and now "need" it you're getting it off the street as meth presumably

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

kitten emergency posted:

also vampire survivors is the best game on a phone ever

better than survivor.io? :monocle:

i love it on steam but idk from the mobile version

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

hailthefish posted:

what a garbage post to snipe a page with gently caress me lmao

naw iawthatp

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

eh, i just cancelled mine for this summation even though i really like their crossword

oh well maybe i'll go back to stealing other people's newspapers--hey wait a minute no one gets the paper delivered in this neighborhood!?!

dagnabbit

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

mystes posted:

If rich failchildren are that insensitive to the conditions of the market for journalism then maybe the NYT should start charging people to work there there

they could hire one j-school graduate for every contributing (money) writer that thinks they're neolib great white photo hunter thompson making journalism great again

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

infernal machines posted:

congratulations at being worse than a gpt model at something, i guess?

like, sure, if there's no value to doing it right, then go hog wild. just keep jamming at whatever it spits out until it works, that's probably good enough

extreme marge simpson vibe here

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
wow that was weird

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

infernal machines posted:

like i'm making that disapproving sound, or something else?

i don't have tall hair

Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

BMan posted:

it's kind of amazing how little patrick stewart understands the appeal of his own character and show

that clip of him on extras?

candid

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
as someone who had to sit through his smarmy videos without judging him for his facial hair

(really i didn't, it seemed reasonable, i was giving it the benefit of the doubt at least)

no

you do not gotta hand it to zimbardo

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

nrook posted:

also that ullr thing owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9xodu3UWXc

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
trying to print someone's resume got a document lost for days in teh cloud and when it finally floated down to deign to be printed by the hp wifi printer it was no longer wanted and also had been printed elsewhere

not sure how printers or clothes dryers work now

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

college students figured out you can buy a key to the coin basket on ebay for $2 and never pay for laundry again

depending on where you are college students = amphetamine addicts as well

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

The Fool posted:

avalanches scare the poo poo out of me

avalanches and crevasses and tree wells, oh my!


those are the three big ones that keep me timid/humble

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Armitag3 posted:

no it’s the guy whose cardiovascular capacity to chase is in the top 1.5% of 18 year olds

he should stop acting so weird and making 18 year olds run away from him

like a game of thrones villain over here waggling dongs and chasing kids around

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

goblin week posted:

SV dudes love standing up so much they buy a loving standing desk

sure dude

also why doctors and nurses and lots of others in the medical field use them for workstations if they aren’t using a laptop or mobile device

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

"Axe you a question" hasn't made it over which is good because I seriously do not get that

like, I literally thought it was a joke in Futurama and every time I hear it I think the person is winding me up

that one had a racial component i thought?

the whole teacher belittling the student with prescriptivism over an incident of common use in a college classroom, did i imagine that?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Lady Radia posted:

it’s more widely generic slang but it’s somewhat racial yeah. like a lot of American poo poo it’s impossible to decouple the classism from the racism here

yeah i meant to say classist

derp

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

rotor posted:

im always gettin patted down cause im so goddamn good looking the fuckin tsa cant keep their hands off me

for me it's because the tsa stater gate guards are all like sports guys

they want to talk about my size and if i'm gonna rush the drinks cart

and i'm like, man your sports team is wack but so is mine

also i gently got my pre flight drink

or a xannie

you don't even know!

can you smell it?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Beeftweeter posted:

well maybe the millimeter wave scanners make you a little gayer each time or something. might be good

maybe if you live in some kind of comic universe rays give you super powers

in real life they either ionize your poo poo or do nothing

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
go back to the anti-bomb dowsing rod imo

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Eeyo posted:

i think the nist calibration dong is a monolithic silicon crystal shaped into a dildo, kept under two layers of bell jars to avoid atmospheric contamination and degradation.

it eez a pity le glass cock is sublimating even in our deepest parisian vaults but zen again aren't we all?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Jabor posted:

in that respect they would represent a critical threat to border enforcement's funding

see, you get the military industrial prison complex

:capitalism:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

akadajet posted:

I’d be telling everyone I know about this lol

this is clearly untrue

:negative:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
cspam posting

just spamming the list of terms for fun to get hit by predator

put it in your signature

heck i'm boring all i know how to do is digital fuckery and i don't post in qanon or anything where they should be looking for the future of j6 maga dipshits and their influencers

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Progressive JPEG posted:

twist tops rule corks drool

i have this enduring image and i think it's under the wikipedia for australian for a goon which means a bag of wine, sometimes hung from an outdoor laundry line

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goon_of_Fortune

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
russia couldn't land a vehicle safely on the moon but we've had a visible reflector there for how long now?

it is hard or impossible to see the early landing sites with a home telescope, sorry bob

but you can at least check on that

if kubrick had faked it he would have beat the living poo poo out neil for flubbing his lines

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Shame Boy posted:

are you referencing something I'm not getting here, cuz russia landed a lot of poo poo on the moon just fine, even brought back some moon rocks

yeah they crash landed about the same time india did great success

nothing to report back

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Midjack posted:

the faa is supposed to inspect airplanes too and we saw how that turned out.

uh yeah, spacex is basically cancelled from elong's dumb poo poo

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