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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

goatface posted:

I love that dumb film.

It's been over 20 years since I've seen it, must look it up again. Did you know that Mark Dacascos and Julie Condra - the lead and his romantic interest - have been married since 1998 and have three children?

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
the open palm slap thing is stupid because all slaps are open palmed

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Depends. How do you define tough?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Genesplicer posted:

Depends. How do you define tough?

Eating raw chickeb

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Gasmask posted:

the open palm slap thing is stupid because all slaps are open palmed

it’s OPEN PALM SLAM you ding dong

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How long has the chicken been dead?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I wanan eat poo poo...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dogs do it all the time, how bad for you can it really be?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 minutes!
It’s you OP. Every time you get knocked down for making yet another terrible post ya hop right back up and keep posting. Truly incredible.

My money’s on you for the next great outdoor posting fight. Surest bet I ever made.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Genesplicer posted:

Depends. How do you define tough?

No leaks

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
BigPeeler, or is he dead?

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I'm old and stringy but I might cook down ok.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Genesplicer posted:

Depends. How do you define tough?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

as tough as fruit leather

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
It may or may not be me. I spent 13 years as a gravedigger, the last three years I have been shocked as an electrician

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im pretty tough but ill still say things like "wow its cold out" just to let people know i can relate to them

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Probably Caro as far as life experiences go.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

buglord posted:

Probably Caro as far as life experiences go.

yep.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Toughest goon is the one who takes a full barrel poo poo and the. Sits down on the couch a minute later

I have to stand around for a few minutes and recover afterwards

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

EDGEFUCKER seemed to think he was pretty tough

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



DGSW

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

*locks door*

Now yous can't leave

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Aatrek's prison gang 'The Bridge Crew' ain't nothing to gently caress with

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I’m voting for the goon who toured with some lovely punk band while hunting down and punching nazis that came to shows.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ralph Hurley posted:

I’m voting for the goon who toured with some lovely punk band while hunting down and punching nazis that came to shows.

Please link the loving thread!!!!!!! God damnit you people tell stories like this and don't provide links and it makes me ARGHHHHH

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Aaaargh! Sorry, I can’t remember his username and I don’t have search but it was a great series of stories called like “ask me about the time I toured the country punching nazis”. It wasn’t that long ago. If I can find the original thread I’ll post it.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



My first thought was also A STARWAR BETAMAX or however he spelled his handle. Dude was capable of producing still pictures that were incredibly but subtly disconcerting.

Caro is a good suggestion, though - the fact he is somehow still alive is amazing.

One other candidate that came to mind from forever ago is Enfield. Dude set himself on fire and came back to post about it.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


My dad could take you all. In more ways than one.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
what about the guy who lost a fingat? is he tough?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
It's me, for putting up with you nerds.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Ralph Hurley posted:

Aaaargh! Sorry, I can’t remember his username and I don’t have search but it was a great series of stories called like “ask me about the time I toured the country punching nazis”. It wasn’t that long ago. If I can find the original thread I’ll post it.

drat I really wanna read this thread.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I have a new nominee

As far as mentally tough has to be Pick

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Furries are disqualified, sorry Spinz

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Spinz posted:

I have a new nominee

As far as mentally tough has to be Pick

If she's so tough how come she stopped posting, huh?

i want her to post again

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

Ralph Hurley posted:

Aaaargh! Sorry, I can’t remember his username and I don’t have search but it was a great series of stories called like “ask me about the time I toured the country punching nazis”. It wasn’t that long ago. If I can find the original thread I’ll post it.

This is me. The original thread is here and my self-published book thread with links to the other stories is here.

My latest thread (with more punching!) is this one.

I was a bouncer and professional fighter for many years and I've trained and coached martial arts for almost 40 years. I've been in a ton of fights in all sorts of hosed up situations and none of it makes me tough, just dumb. Fighting like that makes you stupider than even the internet can. I'm paying for it all now.

It was fun at the time though, I won't deny that.

isaboo fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 12, 2023

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I could totally pull my head off im just afraid to try cause then id be DEAD haha

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'm full of piss and vinegar. I can't afford soda

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dunno if I'm the toughest but I could take Chinatown, I'll bet.



Just have to slip him a fiver to take a dive. The blowjob is extra.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Icochet posted:

I'm full of piss and vinegar. I can't afford soda

YOU AND ME, GATORADE VS. CLUB SODA .
:toughguy:

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Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.
The one who didn't pants poo poo himself.

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