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Noblesse Obliged posted:Only death could stop him posting 
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BigBadSteve posted:
Kirk's anal pliability is so legendary, there was a brief moment where I imagined that was a screenshot from one of his videos. 
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Apr 15, 2023 17:57
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Its thr underpants in that video that truly makes the whole thing an erotic experience.
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Apr 15, 2023 18:13
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Sounds like someone’s jealous.
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Apr 15, 2023 18:19
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BigBadSteve posted:
Directional drilling back reamer. Yup, fitting for this thread.
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 Says in his stats his last activity was 18 days ago 
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If I don't go to the bar tonight, I'm going to check out some of his videos and see what the comments are. Particular emphasis will be placed on any comments that note him as being the legend he is Vs. just comments of like "oh god that rear end is so hot" or whatever.
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Comments (24) Sort by Top / New / Old / From Kirkj [Gay Cum Whore profile picture] Gay Cum Whore 2 years ago Imagine putting your whole head inside that rear end... 7 1 Report Show 2 replies [Gapemepls profile picture] Gapemepls 2 years ago drat, your rear end looks just like a big pussy. Please add me, I love all your vids and have been a fan of a long while! 4 1 Report [Boteazz profile picture] Boteazz 2 years ago iloveyour rear end can you do wreck my rear end too please 3 1 Report [October1942 profile picture] October1942 1 year ago How many years did it take for you to stretch your rear end hole to take all that huge didoes? Love your videos thanks... 2 Report [Smashnbash profile picture] Smashnbash 1 year ago Wuld love to join you in a play session. See your fat cock get brick hard when you're pretty prolapse lips get nice and sticky as it gets opened. 2 Report [Michele7000 profile picture] Michele7000 2 years ago Mmmmmm 2 Report [Texasfist profile picture] Texasfist 1 year ago You will never know how many times I have jacked off to you!!! You are so drat Hot & Sexy😍 2 1 Report Show 1 reply [Topff66 profile picture] Topff66 1 year ago Horny big open rear end 2 1 Report [Daddy Clapper1 profile picture] Daddy Clapper1 (62 videos / 1.1k subscribers) 8 months ago Kirkj your my inspiration for my channel I wouldn't do this if it wasn't for you. thank you so much for your amazing content I hope you come back! 1 Report [Sloppydude702 profile picture] Sloppydude702 1 year ago You’re my hero! Love your vids 🐷
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Apr 15, 2023 22:12
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His videos are all a disappointing 360p. Really not archival grade.
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Apr 15, 2023 22:14
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goatface posted:[Daddy Clapper1 profile picture]
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Apr 15, 2023 22:21
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I <3 goatman and, in a better world, posting goatman on gbs would not be a bannable offense.
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He pumps his anus. I clicked the link and he has galleries where he puts a big pump on his anus and pumps his anus. He pumps his anus out like a good eight inches at approximately the same diameter. I never knew people pumped their anus. Anyway everyone should check it out. Edit: He loops his own dick around into his butt. I didn’t know people could do that. Edit edit: He has buttplugs but like for his dick Kirk Johnson is a Hellraiser Lt. Cock fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Apr 16, 2023 |
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Apr 16, 2023 00:31
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but lieutenant, the troops need more details
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Lt. Cock posted:He pumps his anus. I clicked the link and he has galleries where he puts a big pump on his anus and pumps his anus. He pumps his anus out like a good eight inches at approximately the same diameter. I never knew people pumped their anus. Anyway everyone should check it out. Kirk Johnson, King of Kings
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Someone posted the screen shot of mousetrap dick!
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Lt. Cock posted:He pumps his anus. I clicked the link and he has galleries where he puts a big pump on his anus and pumps his anus. He pumps his anus out like a good eight inches at approximately the same diameter. I never knew people pumped their anus. Anyway everyone should check it out. This guy is a real circus act... wait, more like an entire perverted circus. Thanks for your trip reports, goons. It saved me clicking that link then waking every night afterwards screaming, with my dick wrapped round my throat, to nightmares of demons stretching my rear end in a top hat and peehole with directional drilling back reamers.
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For Kirk that would just be an average tuesday
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Alright goons, I'm back from the bar. From here on out, this poo poo be NOT WORK SAFE. Probably  as well. I'm going to take one for the team, and possibly go down in goon infamy. Or maybe get banned or something. I haven't decided if I'm going to make a big super post, or a few smaller posts, but I'm going to traumatize myself for the good of the forums. In fact, I'm not even sure how much of this I'll be able to handle. Maybe I'll only post a couple screenshots or whatever, and then decide my life is worthless and stop. I don't fuckin know. Fake edit 2: screen shots are obviously spoilered, and I've ms painted over various things that might break forum rules. I tried to get everything, but my have missed an errant dong or gape or something. Once again, proceed with caution. I should have had a few more drinks before I came home. Maybe I'll pour myself a stiff one. I'll make sure to spoiler the poo poo out of stuff and will try to only post links when/if possible, but from here on out, proceed with extreme caution. Fake edit: Jesus christ, I've been looking at this poo poo for about 5 minutes, have downed a drink already and am questioning my life choices. The goatman's profile home page. Love it all... fisting, loving, sucking, cum, piss, public, huge toys, spanking, panties, shaving, etc... but nothing beats a huge bare penis cumming and pissing in my mouth and rear end   When I hover the pointer over the various video thumb nails and they start showing various bits of the video, I've already audibly gasped twice. Thats not something I usually do. gently caress, I hate myself. Thats a mousetrap that is being held next to the goat man's dong. Can you see where this is going?  Trap has been snapped  Comment on mousetrap dick:  I need another drink. Based on some of the thumbnails that I've seen, it looks like the goatman might just stretch his nutsack to the back and cover his GIANT GAPING rear end in a top hat with it to keep shits from falling out. Going through these videos, going forward to the "good" parts, screen shotting, cropping, covering things up so that its slightly less NWS and NMS is a lot of work. Mad respect to the goons that do actual photoshops etc... Just going to the bathroom.  Some comments on the subject matter:  SELF ANAL PISS hosed  I can't not investigate SELF ANAL PISS hosed further I'm not going to post details but I'm not happy that I had to investigate further. SELF ANAL PISS hosed is descriptive enough. Comments: Someone obviously knows the legend of the goatman.  I still need another drink gently caress me I'm a gently caress. POKED IN THE PENIS AND BOTTLE UP MY rear end  ^^^^^^ I can't believe nobody has commented on this. Where the gently caress is my next drink? I AM THE GOATMAN, I AM THE GOATMAN, ANAL AND THE WALRUS SHOOTSHOOT MY GOO!!!  Comments:  Its not the original, but its the goatman doing what he does best. Stretching dat azz!!  Turns out Alanrimmer really admires the goatse man.  Jesus christ I hate myself. Don't click on any of that poo poo.
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Thank you for your service
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Shaving lol
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Lt. Cock posted:Thank you for your service I am suffering from PGSD. Post Goatse Stress Disorder. Holy gently caress though, dude has like 287 videos and FIFTY FUCKIN FIVE MILLION VIEWS
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Apr 16, 2023 05:43
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Kirk Johnson stretched his rear end so we could run
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wesleywillis posted:Holy gently caress though, dude has like 287 videos and FIFTY FUCKIN FIVE MILLION VIEWS Not even close to as many views as he deserves
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Amazing
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Is that a goddamn 3d view
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Apr 16, 2023 06:39
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Are you telling me Goatse has access to loving stereographic image technology On the cutting edge, even now after all this time
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i would like to nominate wesleywillis for a gbs posting award, how do i do this?
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Bad Purchase posted:i would like to nominate wesleywillis for a gbs posting award, how do i do this?
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buy him a Goatse Authority gangtag
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I’ve heard of Angry Drunks and Happy Drunks but this is a whole different kind of drunk.
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The history of the internet should be partitioned into two eras for future generations: Before-Goatse and After-Goatse. (B.G. and A.G., respectively.)
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Zeniel posted:Its thr underpants in that video that truly makes the whole thing an erotic experience.
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wesleywillis posted:Jesus christ I hate myself. Don't click on any of that poo poo. I, for one, am glad that he has inspired a new generation of real-life cenobites to learn from his techniques and continue the tradition into the future.
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I'm also reminded of this heartwarming story: https://www.vice.com/en/article/kbz5vv/someone-hacked-a-billboard-in-atlanta-to-display-goatse
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now that's the kind of digital terrorism I can get behind
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wesleywillis posted:Alright goons, I'm back from the bar. Interesting
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ben shapino posted:Interesting Concerning. Looking into it.
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It's not that bad if you're a student of anatomy. Educational.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Is that a goddamn 3d view SniperWoreConverse posted:Are you telling me Goatse has access to loving stereographic image technology Also, speaking of 3d/stereographic images, SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THE NEEDFUL with some goatman images. I woke up at like 5:30 am today to drop a greasy poo poo and the thought occurred to me: "what if the goatman was in to scat play"? Would he has done videos of Cleveland Steamers and Alaskan pipelines etc?? I guess we'll never know, which is truly a loss for the internet.
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Someone find a way to send him a goatse mug. Has he ever responded or addressed his infamy?
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