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What if we tracked him down and had every member of the forums crawl up inside his huge rear end in a top hat so that we could all hold hands and poo poo post together
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Don't make it crass Goatse always seemed somehow dignified to me
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Lt. Cock posted:Kirk Johnson stretched his rear end so we could run I bet he runs too, iykwim.
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Thank you for the spoiler tags
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Don't make it crass The way he was pissing in his mouth in that one video I saw was definitely dignified.
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Apr 16, 2023 19:55
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dignified shaving
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Is it the shaving itself that is erotic or the state of being shaved? Who is this mysterious man
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Is it the shaving itself that is erotic or the state of being shaved? Who is this mysterious man why can't it be both
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GOATSE Gapinest Of All Time Seriously Everyone We need to petition the mods for there to be a full time goatse thread in GBS. A no probe/ban zone as long as its limited to the goatman and goatman accessories.
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Apr 16, 2023 20:49
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“Look at this huge butthole Megathread”
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Is your 8" anal pump an 8x8 cylinder or 8" radius hemisphere Anybody prefer Metric or US?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Is your 8" anal pump an 8x8 cylinder or 8" radius hemisphere The metric system just promotes THE GAY AGENDA. Use good ol' fashioned USA freedom units.
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Apr 16, 2023 22:10
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drat right, pounds per square inch
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Entorwellian posted:I'm also reminded of this heartwarming story: I checked that poo poo out and came across this which mentions some of the origins of the goatman. https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnw7b/poo poo-death-and-gore-how-shock-sites-shaped-the-internet from that vice article: posted:Skinny, with a gentle face and unremarkable facial hair, Kirk Johnson, a practitioner of extreme anal stretching, bent himself over and spread his very-wide anus open with both hands. A picture was taken. An internet legend was born. wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Apr 17, 2023 |
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Goatse is actually Greatest of All Time Special Edition. Lotta people are GOAT, but Kirk is something special.
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all the kids today talking about "Goated" this and "Goated" that, but back in my day we got Goatsed and we liked it
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Theoretically, Princess Diana could have been Goatse'd. That's insane.
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Kirk is the evening redness in the west
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Is it the shaving itself that is erotic or the state of being shaved? Who is this mysterious man You would have seen a picture of him, though you might not remember his face.
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So I'm curious, now we know more about Kirk's proclivities: How many of you
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BigBadSteve posted:So I'm curious, now we know more about Kirk's proclivities: How many of you I would do it for non-sexually purposes. Also, if the goatman was in to shaving, why did he have a mustache?
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Fors Yard posted:Someone find a way to send him a goatse mug. I wonder if anyone has ever goatse'd goatse? Like did someone who didn't know who he was ever email him a pic of his own gaping rear end in a top hat? What was kirk's reaction? Was he all like hmmmmm yup that's a big rear end in a top hat? Did his heart swell with pride? Did he maybe not even recognize that it was his and think "I've got to do better this guy is going to steal my crown"?
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BigBadSteve posted:So I'm curious, now we know more about Kirk's proclivities: How many of you Would you get a certificate and a photo fridge magnet afterwards?
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wesleywillis posted:I would do it for non-sexually purposes. I'm assuming the shaving applies to the rest of his body
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Maybe he has a hairy bumhole and he's always looking for a new friend to delicately run a straight razor over those distended 'nus lips.
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BigBadSteve posted:So I'm curious, now we know more about Kirk's proclivities: How many of you Quite a bit of internet cred at stake here. Some real “putting this on my CV” type of stuff.
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According to the goatman's profile, he was from Boulder. I wonder if he's buried there or elsewhere.
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ol' Kirk Johnson, Beefin' his Butthole in Boulder
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I decided to search for "goatse gravestone" and saw that you can now get a QR code on them with a little plaque. The QR code would have the obituary, and a few pictures of the deceased. In some of the search results, there were some from (I think) Reddit and someone mentioned that they'd have the QR code display the goatman. Gotta admit, that would be fuckin SWEET!
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flubber nuts posted:im seriously considering putting a goatse sticker on my car. Where's the link to the SA merch site where I can buy this?
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No goatse links please
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All proceeds go to the "diapers for Kirk" fund
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:No goatse links please Who needs a link? If you couldn't redraw the goatman from memory you shouldn't be posting here with the rest of us 2023 forum losers
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If a genie offered Kirk Johnson eternal life but he had to stop stretching his butthole do you think he would take it
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Lt. Cock posted:If a genie offered Kirk Johnson eternal life but he had to stop stretching his butthole do you think he would take it Under no circumstances
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absolutely not. he would want his rear end stretched until it ended him
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Carlos Lantana posted:Kirk is the evening redness in the west He never sleeps, the judge. He is gaping, gaping. He says that he will never die. Has anyone else heard the rumor that goatse was literally at one point a real judge
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BigBadSteve posted:So I'm curious, now we know more about Kirk's proclivities: How many of you Never, it'd be like imagining you could harpoon moby dick, hook leviathan. The concept is unthinkable hubris. That hole has surely destroyed sterner men than me. Only God could piss that orifice.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Never, it'd be like imagining you could harpoon moby dick, hook leviathan. The concept is unthinkable hubris. Ahab harpooned Moby Dick. Now just imagine being "harpooned" by Goatse Dick ifyaknowwhatimean.
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