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SniperWoreConverse posted:Never, it'd be like imagining you could harpoon moby dick, hook leviathan. The concept is unthinkable hubris. What a curse it would be for the man, if naught but God can piss on his holes.
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goatface posted:What a curse it would be for the man, if naught but God can piss on his holes. As a self proclaimed Goatse philosopher, could the goatman gape his rear end in a top hat so big that even god would be impressed?
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Apr 18, 2023 19:41
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kirk johnson posted:I gape, therefore I am.
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Apr 18, 2023 19:51
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wesleywillis posted:As a self proclaimed Goatse philosopher, could the goatman gape his rear end in a top hat so big that even god would be impressed? When God created man in his image, he must have known that one day a truly wide sphincter would be pointed to the sky such that he could gaze down unto it.
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somewhere in the bible posted:
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wesleywillis posted:Ahab harpooned Moby Dick. That was the other, lesser known Goatse pic.
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goatse bros always reference the pics by their filenames: hello.jpg and giver.jpg i am a goatse bro 😎
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wesleywillis posted:Do you think that the goatman would turn himself inside out if he could? He's pretty much trying that
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Just call me Goatse Lightfoot. He had opened up his rear end for the internet And that gape was so big the goons were so impressed Goat man, you better take care cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare Goat man, you better take care cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare Inside his rear end the moisture gleams like a diamond ring Gaping rear end is what he does its his favorite thing Goat man it seems like a game When you spread your rear end wide and get that internet fame Goat man it seems like a game When you spread your rear end wide and get that internet fame You have spread your rear end more than most men could take Be careful where you sit it could be a big mistake Goat man, you better take care Cause your giant gaping rear end fell out of your underwear Goat man, I think this is it When you feel like you're gapin but you can't hold a poo poo I can see him bendin over and he drops his jeans ; He's a wide gapin' man if you know what I mean. Goat man it seems like a game When you spread your rear end wide and get that internet fame Goat man, you better take care cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare Goat man, you better take care cause your giant gaping rear end is makin everyone stare Goat man, I think this is it When you feel like you're gapin but you can't hold a poo poo
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And look what happened to ahab. Gape beyond gape. There is a field out past concepts of good and evil. Goatse is sprawled waiting for you there. Pissing that hole is toying with power no mortal can be truly prepared for 
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Apr 19, 2023 02:43
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Scrotum Modem posted:https://i.imgur.com/hMA5Oef.mp4 poo poo looks wrecked,op. totally destroyed
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Vim Fuego posted:poo poo looks wrecked,op. totally destroyed actually that looks almost exactly like Kirk's rear end in a top hat does after a good, serious pump sesh
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Has anyone else heard the rumor that goatse was literally at one point a real judge GUILTY!!! of not pissing in my rear end and mouth!! You are sentenced to a one year stretch!!
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Inspired by the "how many dicks can you fit in your mouth?" thread, how many dicks do you think the goatman could fit in his rear end?
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wesleywillis posted:Inspired by the "how many dicks can you fit in your mouth?" thread, how many dicks do you think the goatman could fit in his rear end? How many dicks you got?
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Uhhhhh, well only one, but its pretty I guess.
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wesleywillis posted:Inspired by the "how many dicks can you fit in your mouth?" thread, how many dicks do you think the goatman could fit in his rear end? Some of those buttplugs he's got are at least 10-12 dicks for sure
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Can God create a plug so massive that not even
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The Islamic Shock posted:Can God create a plug so massive that not even Trick question. Goatse is god.
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all hail kirk's stretched out fleshy black hole i hear physicists who are also proctologists (THEY EXIST) theorize that inside kirk's butthole black hole is another universe on the other end. A universe of rectums
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Scrotum Modem posted:all hail kirk's stretched out fleshy black hole Does that mean his rear end in a top hat sucks poo poo in, instead of expelling it?
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Y'all mfs ever wonder if the goatman ever considered marketing his own line of sex toys? Like a set of whale dick dildos, or a flesh light like device, but the anal insert was just a garbage bag? Obviously to represent his own gaping rear end in a top hat...
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There's a goat man gaping in the sky 
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Edward Mass posted:That was the other, lesser known Goatse pic.
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how big do you think the flare has to be on a toy to not get lost in Kirk's rear end (even tho he can just pull it open anyway)
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MrQwerty posted:how big do you think the flare has to be on a toy to not get lost in Kirk's rear end (even tho he can just pull it open anyway) He pretty much need to nail things to a sheet of plywood.
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wesleywillis posted:He pretty much need to nail things to a sheet of plywood. Lol
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What's the weirdest thing that y'all mf's think the goatman shoved up his rear end or dick hole?
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The tube from a ballpoint pen with the pen tip and cone attached
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I Stretched Goatman's rear end I Stretched Goatman's rear end / 
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Fors Yard posted:I Stretched Goatman's rear end You've given ne an idea, but I'm at the pub right now.
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wesleywillis posted:What's the weirdest thing that y'all mf's think the goatman shoved up his rear end or dick hole? His own dick
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:His own dick Could the goat man shove his dick up his own dick?
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Fors Yard posted:I Stretched Goatman's rear end
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wesleywillis posted:Could the goat man shove his dick up his own dick? Is there anything he can’t do? I’ve yet to see any evidence to the contrary
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He's fisted his own rear end but I don't know if he's shoved both hands in his rear end at the same time
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Holding a poo poo might be difficult for him. Unless, like I speculated last week, he stuffs his nut sack in his rear end in a top hat.
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Fors Yard posted:I Stretched Goatman's rear end As requested: Music by Wesley Willis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gHubY94rA Lyrics by..... wesleywillis Goat man stretched out his rear end He put many things in his cock Then he let me stretch out his bum I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end Goatman said he was glad He stretched his fuckin rear end in a top hat in to my face He put things in his backdoor I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end Goat man stretched the hell out of me and put stuff in my back door I put things in his backdoor Then we both decided to jack off I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end I stretched goatman's rear end Rock over London, Rock on Chicago Something Awful, Do you have stairs in your house? wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Apr 23, 2023 |
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Anyone realize that GWAR stands for Goatse Was A Real one Music by GWAR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRt2_DK5XpU Lyrics by wesleywillis Well I'm stretching out my holes Gonna use some giant dildoes I can't hold nothing in my pooper Really, you don't even know Well I'm not that gay But I like the dick anyway I got a really giant butt plug Sit on it every day Gaping all the time Do it every single day I'm goatse hey! Stretching out my hole Do it 50 times a day I'm the goat man baby dildoes go inside my arse Both my butt cheeks flappin' As the old goat man farts I'm goatse!! All the pee keeps flowing Putting things inside my dong Lots of stuff goes in my behind Oh, can't you see me sounding Dropping rods inside my dong Then I'll put things in my behind Well there you have it, baby I'm just a gaping rear end guy You know I stuffed a million dildoes But I never even had to try Because there's more to life Than stretching out the brown eye Like pissing in my mouth baby Can't help it, I'm just a dirty gaping guy Self anal piss hosed That don't make no sense Does it really matter if it gives you a boner? I'm the goat man baby dildoes go inside my arse Both my butt cheeks flappin' As the old goat man farts I'm goatse! The goat man's feeling horny Gonna try to FIT THEM ALL All the pee keeps flowing Putting things inside my dong Lots of stuff goes in my behind Oh, can't you see me sounding Dropping rods inside my dong Then I'll put things in my behind Goat man!! All the pee keeps flowing Putting things inside my dong Lots of stuff goes in my behind Oh, can't you see me sounding Dropping rods inside my dong Then I'll put things in my behind All the pee keeps flowing Putting things inside my dong Lots of stuff goes in my behind All the pee keeps flowing Putting things inside my dong Oh can't you see me sounding Putting rods inside my dong Putting rods inside my dong Goatse baby! 
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wesleywillis posted:Could the goat man shove his dick up his own dick? I think it's been established as totally possible, at least physically
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