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This is no time to belittle this thread's contributions to the forums
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hey guys is it normal for people to constantly point out how cool I am while i drive my porsche and wear a leather jacket and have a big dick and then they say things like "oh jesus christ, that guy has to be 9ft tall. he's like a loving monster -- why do his arms reach all the way to the ground and what's with those needle-like glassy teeth" ?
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Jun 30, 2023 22:40
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the thread had so much potential and it's been reduced to this...... how could this happen? We both know who started it.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:40
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finding it hard to trust all these tall people. what are they doing up there? suspicious..
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Jun 30, 2023 22:40
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the thread had so much potential and it's been reduced to this...... how could this happen? this is my official petition to rename GBS for the month of july to: Guys Belittling Shorties
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Jun 30, 2023 22:42
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:finding it hard to trust all these tall people. what are they doing up there? suspicious.. How’s the weather down there
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Jun 30, 2023 22:43
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He obviously started eating tall people to steal their powers. So there is hope out there for all of you!
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Jun 30, 2023 22:44
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If stuff like tables, taps, brooms, sinks, mirrors, kitchen aisles, etc. contantly seem too low/short for you then you're taller than the majority of the population. Hope that helps you work on your self-awareness, OP. I'd vote Goku but this is clearly a joke OP. Edit: gently caress it, voting Goku.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:46
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itry posted:If stuff like tables, taps, brooms, sinks, mirrors, kitchen aisles, etc. contantly seem too low/short for you then you're taller than the majority of the population. Hope that helps you work on your self-awareness, OP. I'd vote Goku but this is clearly a joke OP. Edit: gently caress it, voting Goku. and that's all that needs to be said about that. what kind of dog does everyone have
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Jun 30, 2023 22:49
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hot dog
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Jun 30, 2023 22:49
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Dogs can be fun, but I prefer cats.Big Bowie Bonanza posted:hot dog bratwurst or bust
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Jun 30, 2023 22:49
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:How’s the weather down there you guys are controlling the weather, i fuckin knew it
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Jun 30, 2023 22:50
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any baristas care to weigh in?
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Jun 30, 2023 22:50
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What do baristas have to do with hotdogs?
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Jun 30, 2023 22:51
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I'm 60,000 feet tall. When I stand in the ocean, my head explode and my nut implode. (this is a horrible existence)
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Jun 30, 2023 22:54
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itry posted:What do baristas have to do with hotdogs? This is literally where you don't want to know how the sausage is made came from! So yeah, you don't want to know. But in short neither baristas nor hotdogs should be trusted.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:57
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I'm 6'1" and I'm easily taller than 90% of men I see in my day to day life. My theory is that most men are massively inflating their height. The guy who coined the term "short king" claims to be 5'10".
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Jun 30, 2023 23:05
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Can you be too tall for a foot long to seem big? Do they sell foot and a half longs for extra tall people or do they just have to live never knowing the satisfaction of eating an absurdly oversized hot dog?
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Jun 30, 2023 23:14
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dr_rat posted:This is literally where you don't want to know how the sausage is made came from! Very foreboding
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Jun 30, 2023 23:16
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Bad Purchase posted:any baristas care to weigh in? While the OP is hoping to be categorised as “grande” they are actually an “orange mocha frappuccino”.
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Jun 30, 2023 23:19
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my dog is kind of short. should i get the leg lengthening surgery for him? I'm thinking he'd be happier if he were about 4 feet taller?
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Jun 30, 2023 23:21
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Buce posted:my dog is kind of short. should i get the leg lengthening surgery for him? I'm thinking he'd be happier if he were about 4 feet taller? Have you asked your dog how it feels about platform shoes?
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Jun 30, 2023 23:28
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Is this the annual "Insanely insecure tall people post their stats nonstop" thread
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Jun 30, 2023 23:38
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my stats don't capture my thick booty, it has to be seen in person, we've tried everything but numbers can't paint a picture
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Jun 30, 2023 23:39
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Bro I’m so tall
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Jun 30, 2023 23:42
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Is this the annual "Insanely insecure tall people post their stats nonstop" thread 185cm 7.2 KDA 2 polishdogs in one sitting 1300 chess elo And I got 4th place once in a pine derby 20 years ago. Just put this on my trading card statblock
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Jun 30, 2023 23:56
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Is this the annual "Insanely insecure tall people post their stats nonstop" thread Ya
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Jul 1, 2023 00:04
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I want to know the tallest goon
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Jul 1, 2023 00:06
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tall is 12oz, grande is 16oz, venti is 20oz. Hope this helps you
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Jul 1, 2023 00:08
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i changed my mind. gonna do the leg surgery but instead of breaking my bones and stretching them out, gonna just add additional knees.
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Jul 1, 2023 00:09
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Smugworth posted:Thrift store pencilhands gently caress!  hot cocoa on the couch posted:goku is average height. he is exactly 1 Goku Unit tall. (Canonically 5'9"!!) Wolverine is only 5'3" I was 5 inches taller than Wolverine, but I think I'm starting to hit that age where I begin to shrink. Do you start shrinking at 40? I'm 40. I feel like I'm shrinking too early. https://www.medicinenet.com/height_men/article.htm A Dane's average height is 5'11" A Yemenis man's average height is 5'3" All Yemenis are Wolverine Heights. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jul 1, 2023 |
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Jul 1, 2023 00:13
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Fansy posted:I want to know the tallest goon It was that chill guy who died after some small twerp slingshotted a rock at them. Not sure who it is now.
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Jul 1, 2023 00:13
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titty_baby_ posted:I'm 6" even and a lot of people in my life tell me I'm tall, and I notice things are too short for me/don't fit well just pixie troubles
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Jul 1, 2023 00:15
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Tag yourself, I’m the “Cloud Botherer” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eETuZBeSxuA
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Jul 1, 2023 00:27
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listening to talls itt act like they don't know/feel like they're tall has weirdly similar vibes to listening to a white male from the suburbs talk about how they've had to struggle through life like everyone else
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Jul 1, 2023 01:06
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I'm 6'7" and it's a God dang pain in the rear end. Or back, as it were. I wish I were shorter.
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Jul 1, 2023 01:20
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Some weird rear end takes and conflations
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Jul 1, 2023 01:29
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Grey Cat posted:Some weird rear end takes and conflations Agreed. I don't know how long you've been lurking but these threads always end up getting gassed because of this.
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Jul 1, 2023 01:32
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I’m 6’6” and get asked about my height by strangers at least two or three times a week. I can just about live with that but it’s the people who try and take sly selfies next to me without me noticing when I am stood at the bar which annoy me.
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Valko posted:Agreed. I don't know how long you've been lurking but these threads always end up getting gassed because of this. have you shared your verticality stats yet?
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