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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Will Sean Payton eat all the Oxy's in a Walmart pharmacy?

What week of the season will Adams rage quit the Raiders?

27-0 should be a nice comfortable lead for the Chargers. Nothing could possibly go wrong with a lead so large. Right?

Will this be the LOST SEASON for the Chiefs when they hilariously blow some random September game?

Stay tuned for all your answers, and more.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

MrLogan posted:

Making sure this makes it to the new thread:

Prediction for standings:

1. Raiders
2. Broncos
3. Chiefs
4. Chargers

Please give us your updated predictions. Thank you.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

1. Broncos
2. Broncos
3. Broncos
4. Broncos

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I don't think the Broncos will be last this year

But maybe they will be

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Posted for possible future dunking and also for fun WR poo poo talk.

https://twitter.com/PJGreenTV/status/1695544074772648079

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Chris James 2 posted:

I don't think the Broncos will be last this year

But maybe they will be

Per the rankings above this post, you might be right.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I should clarify that it's more about how my feelings on the team change as the season progresses

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Reposting from last thread

I know it's bound to happen eventually, but the fact that it's been 8 years since that happened last is awesome to me. gently caress the Broncos forever and ever.

If the Broncos win a game against the Chiefs this year I will donate $10 to the charity of your choice each time it happens.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



It’s a competitive division again, so honestly it’s really tough to predict in what order the top three teams will finish ahead of the Raiders.

Also, I believe in Broncos fullback Michael Burton.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Goin with the utterly generic prediction:

Chiefs
Chargers
Broncos
Raiders

But hope all the teams have fun!!

Ginger Beer Belly
Aug 18, 2010



Grimey Drawer
My hopelessly optimistic predition:

pre:
Chiefs
Broncos
Chargers
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Raiders
Additionally, at the end of the season the AFC West will extend invites to Stanford and Cal, relegating the Las Vegas Raiders to the Mountain West. UNLV will protest, but will be outvoted by the rest of the conference.

Finally, I will homer it up and draft Broncos players in all my Fantasy Football Leagues at least a couple of rounds before anyone else would, and will miss the playoffs as usual.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Oddly enough, I feel the Raiders will be just mediocre until Jimmy explodes. Week 2? Will be quite the ride up until that point.

Sean Payton has Jimmy Johnson in Miami vibes, except with a washed up QB. Can't wait to see what they eventually give the Saints for Taysom Hill.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

LiquidFriend posted:

Oddly enough, I feel the Raiders will be just mediocre until Jimmy explodes. Week 2? Will be quite the ride up until that point.

Sean Payton has Jimmy Johnson in Miami vibes, except with a washed up QB. Can't wait to see what they eventually give the Saints for Taysom Hill.

Go chargers?

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

LiquidFriend posted:

Please give us your updated predictions. Thank you.

I mean, I was right except for the Broncos. This year:

1. Raiders
2. Chargers
3. Chiefs
4. Broncos

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

If the Broncos are a bust again do you think they blame Russell or Payton

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Russell.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



kiimo posted:

If the Broncos are a bust again do you think they blame Russell or Payton

Roster’s got serious depth issues at WR and O-line (at least on paper). Russ definitely chilled with the “let’s ride” media blitz and dropped like 20lbs. So he’s at least put in the work so far.

It’s really going to depend on how Russ looks and what Payton can do with the team he’s been handed. I think culpability/pressure looks like:

1. Russ
2. Joseph
3. Paton
4. Payton

waffle enthusiast fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Aug 27, 2023

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm blaming God for intervening on behalf of the rest of the division. Satan never did me like this.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

kiimo posted:

If the Broncos are a bust again do you think they blame Russell or Payton

C. The Defense.

I think it takes a step back.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
Payton will definitely throw Russ under the bus if given the opportunity.

ChocolatePancake
Feb 25, 2007
I just hope the Broncos are watchable again. If Payton can make Russ at least mediocre, then I think we'll be fine.
If he finally beats the Chiefs then build him a statue. Sick of losing to them twice every year.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Chargers escaped preseason without any significant injuries. So that's neat.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
edit: wait nm my facts are wrong, I am wrong a lot lately

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Substandard posted:

Payton will definitely throw Russ under the bus if given the opportunity.

As a Broncos fan the possibility of an accurate throw excites me.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

a neat cape posted:

The Chargers escaped preseason without any significant injuries. So that's neat.
When they all fall like MASH on Week 1, we're gonna hide this post Ross.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

LiquidFriend posted:

When they all fall like MASH on Week 1, we're gonna hide this post Ross.

Whatever will happen, will happen.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Justyn Ross made the initial 53, cool

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
The RBs are Pacheco, McKinnon and CEH. Prince and Perine both cut

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Prince looked terrible, Perrine looked better than CEH

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
Both will likely be on the practice squad if they clear waivers too.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
Waiver claims should be in by now (they were finalized at 11CST), but there's not much info yet. I think Prince and Perrine will both clear, because there generally aren't a ton of RBs claimed, but who knows.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

I get to watch the banner go up from a hospital.

Will be a delightful Thursday night game.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
The Raiders will still be trash despite having 2 elite skill position players and it's really stupid. Fire McDaniels and the bowl cut into the goddamn sun.

Also, expressing my disappointment in the lack of Lokey snipes lately, TFF just isn't the same anymore.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Black Sunshine posted:

Also, expressing my disappointment in the lack of Lokey snipes lately, TFF just isn't the same anymore.

Lokey is no longer the fearsome behemoth he once was. He has grown into a new man with new responsibilities. In many ways, TFF IS Lokey.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Chiefs WR rankings after week 1:

MVS
Justin Watson
Rashee Rice
Justyn Ross
Kadarius Toney
Richie James
Skyy Moore

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Toney is too high. He may bounce back but uh… just put him in front of a jugs machine for a week.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
He got open a bunch, I am assuming missing all of preseason with his knee contributed to his bad night. But I wanted to place him lower, yes

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Chiefs fans overreaction at Toney was stupid and embarrassing. He deleted all his social media accounts.

It's one game, idiots

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Pron on VHS posted:

He got open a bunch, I am assuming missing all of preseason with his knee contributed to his bad night. But I wanted to place him lower, yes

I just don't see how a knee injury contributes to not catching balls that hit you in the hands

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
It’s not the knee injury it’s the month of practice he missed. I don’t think he has an issue with drops in general at least he didn’t last season so it’s probably rust

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