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https://twitter.com/tridenttruee/status/1695926934608433520?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw Other notable baseball shenanigans multiple goons posted:[team name] ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE There were so many of ya’ll who said this for just about every MLB team last week that if I quoted all of them I wouldn’t have room for today’s schedule. The Yankees are still bad. https://twitter.com/ny_evilempire/status/1695932184463302966?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw https://twitter.com/jlasagna43/status/1694465574179627120?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw Ohtani tore his ucl and still broke a scoreboard https://twitter.com/chelsea_janes/status/1695831180472435034 https://twitter.com/codifybaseball/status/1695594189428580652?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw The Baseball Oafs had fun in the discord. https://twitter.com/miz_kriss/status/1695130218413867401?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw https://twitter.com/OldPappyThomas/status/1695141344367276424?s=20 Here’s today’s schedule:  Monday August 28 LAA @ PHI 6:40 PM ET BSW, NBCSP, MLBN NYY @ DET 6:40 PM ET YES, BSDET, MLBN CWS @ BAL 7:05 PM ET NBCSCH, MASN2 WSH @ TOR 7:07 PM ET MASN, Sportsnet HOU @ BOS 7:10 PM ET ATTH, NESN TEX @ NYM 7:10 PM ET BSSW, WPIX CLE @ MIN 7:40 PM ET BSGL, BSNO SD @ STL 7:45 PM ET SDPA, BSMW MIL @ CHC 8:05 PM ET BSWI, MARQ PIT @ KC 8:10 PM ET ATTP, BSKC ATL @ COL 8:40 PM ET BSSO, ATTR OAK @ SEA 9:40 PM ET NBCSCA, RSNW CIN @ SF 9:45 PM ET BSOH, NBCSBA AZ @ LAD 10:10 PM ET ARID, SNLA
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Javier's pitching tonight; we are hosed Congrats on—at worst—keeping your lead over the cool team you drat GOMSers 
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Aug 28, 2023 23:35
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Gotta love an HBP in an 0-2 count
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Aug 28, 2023 23:46
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The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage
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I think the title of the Postmortem thread should be "My Baseball Team is Dogshit Garbage"
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For a guy that otherwise has pretty great zone awareness, it's surreal to watch Adley watch two pitches that are nowhere near the zone go by before swinging at the next three that are all just as far out. E: It took the until the third batter for Kopech to even throw a strike, good lord.
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Aug 29, 2023 00:18
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Redeye Flight posted:I think the title of the Postmortem thread should be "My Baseball Team is Dogshit Garbage" There have been a lot of quotes this season that would make great thread titles at any point, but this one would make the most sense for a postmortum.
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Aug 29, 2023 00:21
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Aug 29, 2023 00:26
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Surely at some point Dusty will skip a Javier start or two
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Aug 29, 2023 00:27
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Great error, Javier
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Intruder posted:Surely at some point Dusty will skip a Javier start or two lol he'll never do that
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Javier is so loving bad
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Aug 29, 2023 00:29
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Incoming bases loaded walk/HBP
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Aug 29, 2023 00:30
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Javier is going to walk in a run lol
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...! posted:The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage maybe if you post this a few hundred more times it will start being funny
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Aug 29, 2023 00:31
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Goddammit Javier
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Aug 29, 2023 00:32
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Luv 2 leave the bases loaded
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Aug 29, 2023 00:34
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Javier really needs to be demoted to the pen for awhile or go on the 10 day IL
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...! posted:Javier's pitching tonight; we are hosed
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Gerblederp posted:Luv 2 leave the bases loaded it's never too early
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Intruder posted:Javier really needs to be demoted to the pen for awhile or go on the 10 day IL Bielak is better at this point. Give him Javier's spot. Hell, call up Blanco again even
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Aug 29, 2023 00:36
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In hindsight, a guy with ok stuff who makes his bones on a single pitch being deceptive was likely to get figured out sooner or later
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Aug 29, 2023 00:37
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Hell, who was that guy we called up for one start then immediately sent him back down? Even he was better than Javier
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Aug 29, 2023 00:37
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Aug 29, 2023 00:39
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Intruder posted:In hindsight, a guy with ok stuff who makes his bones on a single pitch being deceptive was likely to get figured out sooner or later That's part of it but the main issue is he can't seem to throw many pitches in even the same drat zip code as the zone
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Aug 29, 2023 00:39
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So close to hitting that over the Monster by Peña
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I'm not going to watch Javier pitch out of respect for my mental health. I can't take his DOGSHIT pitching anymore
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Well at least that made sure Maldy doesn't lead off next inning
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Lol, Drury finally made somebody pay for walking Shohei
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MrMidnight posted:I'm not going to watch Javier pitch out of respect for my mental health Yeah, same *turns on RAW* 
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MrMidnight posted:I'm not going to watch Javier pitch out of respect for my mental health My mental health is well covered so I can handle watching Javier on that count The main issue with watching Javier is my blood pressure
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Aug 29, 2023 00:44
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Intruder posted:Yeah, same My PC poo poo the bed so I'm going to have more fun trying to fix that. loving ASUS motherboards
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Aug 29, 2023 00:45
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Harper got all of that one and then some
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*COMES BUSTING INTO THE THREAD HAVING BEEN BUSY* The Los Angeles Angels are dogshit garbage
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At least Peña limited that hit to a single
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