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august 29th 2023, you are standing in your home/rental. you are currently staring at you'r angry birds poster on your kitchen wall while eat bow of ceral. you are currently not within the world of angry birds what do you do? |
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Aug 29, 2023 20:05
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>SUCK ON CHILI DOG
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Aug 29, 2023 20:30
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>examine "bow"[sic] of cereal
Too much is always not enough! |
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Aug 29, 2023 21:00
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>running jump into the angry birds poster super mario 64 style
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Aug 29, 2023 21:05
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Areola Grande posted:>SUCK ON CHILI DOG There is no chili dog. You gain 1 point in the dementia tree. alexandriao posted:>examine "bow"[sic] of cereal the captain crunch says nothing as you examine his visage. you turn the box over to see a "maze" of sorts for the new scooby doo movie, which is not angry birds baka fwocka fwame posted:>running jump into the angry birds poster super mario 64 style without much forethought you dive into the Angry Birds poster hoping to be transported to the angry birds world. You partially block the damage inflicted with your arm, as you were not faithful in the idea in the first place. You take damage. You spill your bow of ceral on youself and the floor. You induce tears. If you repeat this action several thousand more times you will probably DIE. You gain 1 point in the dementia tree. Your phone vibrates. You check it without waiting for a prompt because it might be angry birds. You don't see a notification Putty fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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Aug 29, 2023 22:20
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>use phone to download Angry Birds app |
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Aug 29, 2023 22:53
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>get angry >get bird >use angry with bird |
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Aug 29, 2023 23:58
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Areola Grande posted:>use phone to download Angry Birds app You have already downloaded all the Angry Birds apps that are available. You even have the ones they took off the apple store when Angry Birds 1 became legacy content. You boot up the game and are greeted by the familiar faces of the angry birds. You are already on a first name basis with Red, Chuck, Jay, Jake, Jim, Bomb, Matilda, Terrence, but not the Mighty Eagle. You have already beaten every level. It is probably too late to blot out the milk covering your clothes with a paper towel by now. |
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Aug 30, 2023 00:40
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>use phone to check angry birds reddit |
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Aug 30, 2023 01:26
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>channel your inner angry birdsona and become angry bird online
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Aug 30, 2023 07:16
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Aug 30, 2023 07:26
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>sniff deeply of ghe Milk Vapoiurs wafting of f of shirt
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Aug 30, 2023 07:52
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Zoya posted:>sniff deeply of ghe Milk Vapoiurs wafting of f of shirt you take a lil' sniffle of the milk on you, it doesn't smell, yet Scaly Haylie posted:>use phone to check angry birds reddit Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:>channel your inner angry birdsona and become angry bird online you check the ANGRY BIRDS SUBREDDIT, a forbidden place You find:  PURPLE TERRENCE  ANGRY BIRDS SPREADSHEET  ANGRY BIRDS SMASH OR PASS TIER LIST  ANGRY BIRDS MEET SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IMAGE  ANGRY BIRDS MIGHTY EAGLE PLUSH You turn off your phone, feeling deeply disturbed. Your turn your phone back on a few seconds later out of impulse then turn it off again. You lie on the tiles of the kitchen floor in a silent misery knowing that the world of angry birds is still out of your reach. Putty fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Aug 30, 2023 |
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Aug 30, 2023 13:17
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> add self to angry birds spreadsheet. also a pivot table, because we can.
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Aug 30, 2023 13:50
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>step onto catapult and prepare myself for the honor of painting my enemies with my own blood, crying out in anger as I sacrifice my life for my people, and ensuring my place in bird Valhala |
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Aug 30, 2023 13:58
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Buttchocks posted:>step onto catapult and prepare myself for the honor of painting my enemies with my own blood, crying out in anger as I sacrifice my life for my people, and ensuring my place in bird Valhala I have to admit this is considerably more metal than editing the spreadsheet
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Aug 30, 2023 14:41
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> Purchase Mighty Eagle Plushy
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Aug 30, 2023 15:39
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Manifisto posted:> add self to angry birds spreadsheet. also a pivot table, because we can. After a quick check you confirm you are still banned from the Angry Birds subreddit along with all public documents. Buttchocks posted:>step onto catapult and prepare myself for the honor of painting my enemies with my own blood, crying out in anger as I sacrifice my life for my people, and ensuring my place in bird Valhala It takes you awhile, but you do indeed remember working on an Exact Replica of the Original Angry Birds Slingshot, which is not the same thing as a catapult. (Buttchocks gains 1 dementia point.) You head within the depths of the garage in your home/rental and remove the tarp from your creation. What stands before you is the greatest dowsing rod-shaped wood ever carved from trees taken from the public park. The two radiant trunks up top are fitted with the strongest elastic bands known to the public gym. The pouch carefully cut from one of those child swing set things, also from the public park and not nearly as poetic. You originally wanted the space for the payload to be angry bird sized, but with Terrence-level specifications it can support the full weight of your human-shaped body. You take a moment to think hard about the next few hours/minutes of your life. Saoshyant posted:> Purchase Mighty Eagle Plushy You do not need a third Mighty Eagle Plushy at the moment. You take a second to be mad about his improper characterization in the movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoTNMNOW400 Putty fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Aug 30, 2023 |
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Aug 30, 2023 15:50
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>get dostracted while revieiwing the Mighty Eagle Piss Footage and accidentally rewatch the ehole movie on the spot, twice
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Aug 30, 2023 16:21
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>regard purple terrence |
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Aug 30, 2023 19:40
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The only angry bird I know is me wife mate
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Aug 31, 2023 11:20
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wait until u guyz figure out Angry Bunnies is a thing. totally ‘yob |
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Aug 31, 2023 11:58
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Putty posted:PURPLE TERRENCE quality username
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Aug 31, 2023 16:09
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Wizard Master posted:The only angry bird I know is me wife mate 
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Aug 31, 2023 19:45
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Putty posted:august 29th 2023, you are standing in your home/rental. you are currently staring at you'r angry birds poster on your kitchen wall while eat bow of ceral. you are currently not within the world of angry birds >take the poster down, send it through a paper shredder, mix it into my cereal and eat it.
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Aug 31, 2023 21:13
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Putty posted:It takes you awhile, but you do indeed remember working on an Exact Replica of the Original Angry Birds Slingshot, which is not the same thing as a catapult. (Buttchocks gains 1 dementia point.) in a moment of lucidity that surprises us as much as anyone, we set up the slingshot outside, then erect the poster on a frame in front of the slingshot with nothing behind it that we can smack our noggin into
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Sep 1, 2023 13:37
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Manifisto posted:in a moment of lucidity that surprises us as much as anyone, we set up the slingshot outside, then erect the poster on a frame in front of the slingshot with nothing behind it that we can smack our noggin into What follows despair is brilliance. It takes almost an hour to haul the hefty slingshot outdoors along with bury a hole deep enough to nest it in. The now unpleasant smell of your milk stained clothes barely bothers you as you marvel at your setup... Slingshot pointed directly at your Angry Birds movie poster, which is about 50 feet away and taped to a stop sign you found. You take a moment to pause and consider if this is really the best course of action. Scaly Haylie posted:>regard purple terrence Entering the world of Angry Birds is the right choice. There are no other options now. Problems arise. You currently don't know how you will be able to both sit in the slingshot while also pulling it back with enough force to fling your human body. The rubber bands which adorn the wood are hard to pull and will require a hell of a lot of force to pull back. You do a quick test and confirm you can barely pull back the empty pouch without a strong effort... |
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Sep 1, 2023 15:09
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>do some pushups
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Sep 1, 2023 16:05
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>get candy >put candy in slingshot >wait |
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Sep 1, 2023 17:33
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>hook up an elaborate easy-release mechanism to the slingshot and use your car to pull it back.
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Sep 1, 2023 18:13
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>lay an egg
I am a patient they. |
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Sep 1, 2023 22:00
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>google "how to make birds angry irl" |
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Sep 1, 2023 23:06
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Pick up > Bird Use Bird on Exact Replica of the Original Angry Birds Slingshot |
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Sep 5, 2023 09:32
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create an elaborate system of gears, pulleys, and levers to pull back the slingshot adequately for our purposes. also put on a top hat with a gear glued to it, yes we gonna steampunk up this bitch. also also is there a zeppelin nearby, or perhaps some kind of steam-powered gundam.
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Sep 5, 2023 13:45
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uh, actually, what time is it? shouldn't we be off to work?
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Sep 5, 2023 17:14
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:>hook up an elaborate easy-release mechanism to the slingshot and use your car to pull it back. You very skillfully attach an easy-release mechanism to the hitch of your Ford 4x4. You make it in your mind to seem like a much more complex arrangement than a bunch of multicolored rope band things. Your machete is already sharp enough to sever the connection when the time comes. You will need to bring a weapon with you anyway. The contraption is ready, but you realize something. You are not an Angry Bird. How would the birds of the land accept you if you are not their kin? Would they attack you? Peck you to shreds? Would the pigs take you in? (This is not an option.) You need to look the part to act the part. Mother threw away your Red costume without asking 3 years ago and the relationship has been going downward since. You need to figure out a way to look the part, and fast. emSparkly posted:>lay an egg NOT YET Scaly Haylie posted:>google "how to make birds angry irl" You check your photo album to remember what your old costume looked like.  You will never top this, but you have to try. You take a few minutes to browse online for alternatives.  No.  Too aggressive.  India exclusive. You are running out of ideas. |
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Sep 6, 2023 02:29
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head to KFC, they oughta have some leftover feathers
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Sep 6, 2023 02:56
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Scaly Haylie posted:>google "how to make birds angry irl" >forget to fill up the bird bath |
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