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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
For $100,000

You can poo poo your pants, but you can't throw up.

I think I could do 75. That's barely over 3 eggs an hour.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
0 because they're disgusting and even for 100k I wouldn't eat them

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

at least one

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I'm on ozempic so not many. Maybe a dozen if I spaced them out and only ate the whites and not the yolks, which is how I prefer them.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Can I devil them?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dixville posted:

Can I devil them?

If you're willing to eat the additional volume then you can have whatever condiments you see fit. I'd probably only use salt but maybe switch it up if it gets boring

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


How many celebrity guests can I have to cheer me on?
This will affect my answer.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Grey Cat posted:

How many celebrity guests can I have to cheer me on?
This will affect my answer.

You may have three celebrity guests, but one of them has to be Chopped presenter Ted Allen.

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

Dixville posted:

Can I devil them?

Yeah this adds an exponent to my answer please respond

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Maybe one if it was in a sandwich.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Twice baked eggs

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
96 - 120 if I stuck to 4 or 5 per hour.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I could probably pack away two dozen in ten minutes alone because I’m a gross loser.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'd have chocolate laxatives for desserts, to free up some space in my gut for more eggs.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

poo poo, for money? Like 200? 300? An endless amount of eggs.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

The Smash Mouth guy is in hospice care, no joke

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

When I make deviled eggs I can eat like 10-12 of them in a day, so 5-6 eggs.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Four or five. I think more than that is a gluttonous waste of food. We enslaved chickens and now we compete to see which of us can eat the most of its young. Babies we forced them to have in a cage in a factory. It's a monstrous act of evil. No, four or five and not an egg more.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

I do like eggs, and hard boiling them is one of my preferred prep methods. so the question becomes: how many you got? :twisted:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Quick question , what is your definition of "eat", because I mean do the eggs just have to be inside your body?

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Who’s doing a 24 hour egg eating marathon? I can’t imagine eating more than 50 in 24 hours and I like eating stuff and things

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
35, maybe 39.

I'm not crazy, nobody can eat 50 eggs.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
You hosed up and didn't specify what kind of egg

I would use quail eggs and eat 200 easily

I don't think anything smaller like caviar could legitimately be "hard boiled"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Remember that story about the 7 Chinese Brothers?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Can they be deviled or just straight hard boiled egg?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

is this going to turn into a smash mouth memorial goon challenge

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

20-30 eggs easily

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can I take frequent breaks to throw up what I've eaten already? For 100k, I'd eat a whole lot of eggs I think.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Can I take frequent breaks to throw up what I've eaten already? For 100k, I'd eat a whole lot of eggs I think.

could you do me a favor and read the loving op

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hollismason posted:

Quick question , what is your definition of "eat", because I mean do the eggs just have to be inside your body?

You can liquify them and then inject the eggs directly into your veins.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd eat like 30 or 40 just warming up.....

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


hm maybe four? five? is that a lot??

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Probably 100.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


pencilhands posted:

could you do me a favor and read the loving op

I will not.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I guess I'll have to just poo poo the eggs out while eating them.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
You can poo poo out whatever else is in your body but you're not allowed to poo poo out the eggs

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


They already made a movie about this question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaYCguBHAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3oMPqUTxCE

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


No man can eat 50 eggs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dixville posted:

Can I devil them?

high IQ post right here

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


AARD VARKMAN posted:

You may have three celebrity guests, but one of them has to be Chopped presenter Ted Allen.

Eleventy-Two eggs.

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