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So can we cram them up our rear end or not.
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Sep 4, 2023 23:46
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Hollismason posted:So can we cram them up our rear end or not. I mean, it doesn't break the rules but you still have to eat them.
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Sep 4, 2023 23:49
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Overdog posted:I mean, it doesn't break the rules but you still have to eat them. ☝️
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Sep 5, 2023 00:18
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You lazy fucks can’t google, world record is 141 eggs, with an unsubstantiated 143 eggs. Though the record was timed not all day, I bet someone could do 200 in 24 hours.
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Sep 5, 2023 01:45
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Absolute worst way to cook an egg. Not even close. I'll have zero, please. I must beg to differ
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Sep 5, 2023 01:59
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Tnuctip posted:You lazy fucks can’t google, world record is 141 eggs, with an unsubstantiated 143 eggs. Though the record was timed not all day, I bet someone could do 200 in 24 hours. Wait till they get a load of me.
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Sep 5, 2023 02:09
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Absolute worst way to cook an egg. Not even close. I'll have zero, please. It's actually overcooked scrambled eggs that idiots think are good and correctly cooked.
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Sep 5, 2023 02:48
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Scrambled eggs gotta be moist without being slimy
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Sep 5, 2023 02:52
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Cooking scrambled eggs or omelet till it browns is the worst egg preparation Not counting stunt poo poo or balut or whatever
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Sep 5, 2023 02:53
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I saw that video of how Gordon Ramsay makes scrambled eggs and that's the way I make them now too
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Sep 5, 2023 05:00
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Secks Cauldron posted:I saw that video of how Gordon Ramsay makes scrambled eggs and that's the way I make them now too If it didn't have a random tomato with the stem still attached you did it wrong
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Sep 5, 2023 05:02
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Honestly OP? That's none of your drat business and a deeply private thing. I think at least 5.
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Sep 5, 2023 05:20
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Did no one watch cool hand Luke? 24 is pushing it. If cool hand Luke can do 50 you sure as hell can't boy let me tell you,
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Sep 5, 2023 05:22
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Secks Cauldron posted:I saw that video of how Gordon Ramsay makes scrambled eggs and that's the way I make them now too i tried it once and for the rest of the day was constantly farting never again, scrambled eggs must be fully cooked
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Sep 5, 2023 05:28
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Jukeboxblues posted:Honestly OP? That's none of your drat business and a deeply private thing. I think at least 5. I had six total today.
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Sep 5, 2023 05:41
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Yea okay brag about it Mr big eggs over here
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Sep 5, 2023 05:52
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I hope I never find out
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Sep 5, 2023 06:38
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Hollismason posted:So can we cram them up our rear end or not. If the rules are you can eat them by mouth and poo poo your pants but not throw up, then by logic this is OK as long as you only throw up but don’t poo poo your pants
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Sep 5, 2023 07:27
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Imagine a 100 egg egg salad. I just want to dive right into it and eat my way out.
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Sep 5, 2023 07:30
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The real question is how many could you eat in front of a corpse?
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Sep 5, 2023 09:53
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I was thinking maybe 8, but then if they were turned into curried egg sandwiches, possibly more
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Sep 5, 2023 11:01
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maybealabia posted:If it didn't have a random tomato with the stem still attached you did it wrong Klyith posted:i tried it once and for the rest of the day was constantly farting
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Sep 6, 2023 04:19
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can they be deviled eggs? because I can eat a bajillion of those motherfuckers, no sweat.
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Sep 6, 2023 04:54
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For 100k I'd eat 100 eggs.
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Sep 6, 2023 06:46
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I ended up at this Orthodox Jewish SuperBowl party in Brookline with The Freak and the Pats were winning so I couldn't leave. They had these killer Deviled Eggs and I just stood there the whole party eating eggs. This lady in a bonnet kept bringing them.
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Sep 6, 2023 06:50
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150. If I dont eat the shells then probably like two thousand
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Sep 6, 2023 08:27
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Poohs Packin posted:For 100k I'd eat 100 eggs. You'd do it for 1k, don't kid yourself.
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Sep 6, 2023 08:56
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Probably 15 without feeling gross. Probably 40 with feeling gross.
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Sep 6, 2023 09:34
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Sophy Wackles posted:You can liquify them and then inject the eggs directly into your veins. I'm taking a cue from the weed thread and using a dialysis machine hack to percolate weed smoke into my blood while egg slurry is shoveled into the device like an engineer feeding coal into a steam locomotive's fire box
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Sep 6, 2023 09:56
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Das Boo posted:Probably 15 without feeling gross. 
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Sep 6, 2023 10:05
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SilvergunSuperman posted:You'd do it for 1k, don't kid yourself. Yeah probably
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Sep 6, 2023 11:56
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She kept bringing deviled eggs and I kept eating them, and the Pats kept the lead (this was the Pats V Rams 2001 Super Bowl). I wonder if she went back into the kitchen flummoxed by this deviled egg eating machine (me!)
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Sep 6, 2023 12:39
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I do odd little favours for my neighbour because of his bad leg. Little things like help him top up his electric meter, or give him some tobacco when he runs out. Earlier today he came over with a gift. It was 30 eggs. His dad was doing a bit of work for a local egg farm and left 60 with him. If I was the sort of person who wasted food I might see this thread as a challenge - but I'm not. I've already gave a dozen to my parents. I've already eaten 3 and that's enough for one day. Omelette for dinner for the rest of the week.
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Sep 9, 2023 16:38
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Eggs are one of my favorite foods, yo. 
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Sep 9, 2023 17:22
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Valko posted:I do odd little favours for my neighbour because of his bad leg. Little things like help him top up his electric meter, or give him some tobacco when he runs out. You sound like a really good person and I bet your neighbor is blessed to have you as his neigbor.
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Sep 9, 2023 17:24
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Das Boo posted:Eggs are one of my favorite foods, yo. Perhaps you would enjoy discussing your love of eggs with fellow egg enthusiasts in the official GBS Egg Thread for Egg Related Posting on Eggs
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Sep 9, 2023 17:27
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redshirt posted:You sound like a really good person and I bet your neighbor is blessed to have you as his neigbor. Nah, it's really just two people in dire straits looking out for each other. I can be a downright horrible bastard at times. I also often misunderstand things and lash out at people who don't deserve it.
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Sep 9, 2023 17:44
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Secks Cauldron posted:I don't know man, that sounds like it may be lactose intolerance My experience with lactose intolerance is that it doesn't lead to all-day farting. It leads to all-day pain that feels like you're literally dying and then you go to bed at night and wake up a few hours later feeling nauseous and like your back broke in half. Then you rip a 45 second full-blast fart that makes you feel like a deflating balloon and you feel better. Sometimes there's puking involved at an arbitrary point in the process.
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Valko posted:I do odd little favours for my neighbour because of his bad leg. Little things like help him top up his electric meter, or give him some tobacco when he runs out. You sound like a little sissy. Nowhere near the threads eggspectations. 
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