Let's learn about squids AND donkeys through your rap sheet!

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Which of these is the worst joke? This poll is closed.
What do donkeys like to watch on TV? Bray Watch!	3	18.75%
Why did the squid get expelled from school? For kraken jokes!	2	12.50%
A donkey walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey!" The donkey replies, "Aah, you read my mind!"	2	12.50%
Have you heard about the squid that's really good at their job? The manager loves this ink-redible employee!	2	12.50%
How do you compliment a donkey? Hey, nice rear end!	0	0%
Never eat the calamari at the free legal benefit: That's squid pro quo!	1	6.25%
What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys? An assassination!	3	18.75%
Did you hear about the cephalopod who tried wearing pants? He got squid marks!	3	18.75%
Total:	16 votes

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Saoshyant

Well, this is bullshit. Apparently I'm only allowed one more chance at flooding the Leper's Colony with animal facts! This is bullshit!

So, I'm gonna make it count, do something different this time.

This is a squid:

And this is a donkey:

We'll learn about these two fascinating creatures through your rap sheet! That means you get a comedy sixer for posting here. And you can post as many times as you like!

Also, to make it more fun, which of those two you get to learn about is entirely random. Like loot boxes! Sorta!

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:02

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:30

Manifisto

hit me with a squonkey please! or a donid! dealer's choice!!

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ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:06

the yeti: memento disco

gimme your weirdest fact

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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:19

Ass-penny

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thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:08

cruft

A probe for this post would just be squid pro quo.

Donkey shane!

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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:20

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

one of each, please. both animals deserve our respect and understanding :colbert:

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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:39

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

hit me

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thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:53

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I asked AI for a squid mixed with a donkey and got this gem

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https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:09

Arse Porn Cage

Hit me with an interesting animal fact.

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:41

Prof. Crocodile

heh heh. squid marks.

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 02:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I request an animal rap sheet.

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 02:46

RavenousScoot

I have been spending too much time on pleasure island, send me to bed 🐎

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THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 27, 2023 03:17

baka of lathspell

Hook me up, squidfact if i have to choose one

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^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 27, 2023 04:22

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

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thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:15

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

gimme a weird fact please!

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:28

Akratic Method: It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I am hoping for squid facts, but I just love learning things

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

gently caress a squid. I've always been a donkey man :haibrow:

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spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:59

FutonForensic

I've got the yearn and I'm ready to learn

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:12

peanut

HHHHEHEEEE HAAAAW

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:33

Ass-penny

gently caress me up

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thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:35

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Animal facts please.

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thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I need to know more about squids and/or donkeys.

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 16:24

Ariong

Fact: A donkey is a kind of aminal.

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:chillpill:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 17:39

Mr. Smile Face Hat: Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

A chance to learn is a chance to grow. :thanks:

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 17:52

Space Kablooey

hello i'd like a donkey and/or squid fact to always carry with me

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 18:17

Fleetwood: biggest hochul head in china

learn me about the dignified donkey pls :tipshat:

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 21:11

Dumb Sex-Parrot

alright champ, give me the hard facts!

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thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Oct 27, 2023 23:14

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

It�s date night for me and my gf so gimme another fact to show off to her! :eng101:

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 23:34

World Famous W: BAAAAAAAAAAAA

i wish to learn

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# ? Oct 27, 2023 23:45

Captain Hygiene: You mess with the crabbo...

Crossing forum boundaries in my continual search for cephalopod and/or rear end facts :f5:

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# ? Oct 28, 2023 04:32

RavenousScoot

dreams of sweet hooves and suckers dance in my head

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THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 28, 2023 05:51

Khanstant

What's squids up to

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# ? Oct 29, 2023 01:21

Ass-penny

the squid is lid :banjo:

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thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Oct 29, 2023 13:51

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

hit me with another of them there facts!

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# ? Oct 30, 2023 01:21

Ass-penny

yo

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thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:13

meat police

can I have both?

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# ? Oct 30, 2023 05:15

Charles Bukowski: Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Hello I love donkeys very much, they look like such sweethearts.

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Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.

# ? Oct 30, 2023 05:31

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Got hugged outta the game. Hit me with a factual sixer please.

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https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Oct 30, 2023 14:24

Ass-penny

mods did 9-11

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thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Oct 30, 2023 15:24

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:30

SirJohanna

Ooooh I hope I get a squid fact!

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When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back.

And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.

# ? Oct 30, 2023 17:18

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