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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
They found some illegal tunnels under a synagogue in NYC. What do you think they had in there, GBS?

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I think that's where they make the good-rear end kosher dills you have to go to a special store to get (Whole Foods)

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


There were sidewalks in the town I used to live in with tunnels under them you could tour.

They were for black and chinese people...
The town was still just as racist as it was 150+ years ago.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It's where the CHUDs live

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

If I had a secret tunnel under my apartment I would probably go there to jack off in private.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
That's the mummy hole. Everybody cursed now.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Toxic Mental posted:

It's where the CHUDs live

So many J6ers still at large, has anyone checked under the synagogues?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

They found some illegal tunnels under a synagogue in NYC. What do you think they had in there, GBS?

I can't believe HAMAS dug all the way under the Atlantic to do a hatecrime right in NYC.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i let teh IDF know about them

unfortunately they said they will have to murder a couple thousand civilians to deal with said tunnels

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

pencilhands posted:

If I had a secret tunnel under my apartment I would probably go there to jack off in private.

:wow:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Law & Order: Sex Tunnel Unit

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



https://twitter.com/FrumTikTok/status/1744495536462328078?t=MBcuETp10ntHgwZ6n7ASrQ&s=19

Why are the cops so mad. More folx should be going to church

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
partaking of the forbidden flesh (eating rock badgers)

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Das Boo posted:

That's the mummy hole. Everybody cursed now.

That's where baby come from

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


You can tell its child blood on the matress because it's more brown than red. A person actually doesn't develop bright red blood until puberty when red thyroid cells are first stimulated by the hormone gonadoidtrine.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They probably kept a lot of sin and gods down there OP.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Maybe a comically fat boy would go in there and eat treats

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Just the roly-polyest 8 year old you've ever seen going to town on chocolate cake

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Probably secret Jew stuff, like flatbread, or braided bread. Or maybe even boiled bread

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

PokeJoe posted:

Probably secret Jew stuff, like flatbread, or braided bread. Or maybe even boiled bread

Man, no wonder they tore down the wall to get in there.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

They found some illegal tunnels under a synagogue in NYC. What do you think they had in there, GBS?

Smaller tunnels

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




thats where they grow plump helmets to feed the clan

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
has anyone informed the idf of these tunnels?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

surprised they arent throwing tear gas

:acab:

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 49 minutes!
Some of the orthodox communities in New York are pretty crazy, genuinely kinda scared/curious what this turns out to be.

E: apparently the reason given by the group doing the excavating was that they were trying to reach an old abandoned section of the building, but were doing it without permission of the temple leadership or any sort of planning permission, possibly undermining the building's and its neighbors' foundation, and started destroying the synagogue when they were told to stop.

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jan 9, 2024

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




theres an old loophole that says you can eat pork if youre in a secret tunnel under your apartment

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sabbath mode engaged

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ded posted:

surprised they arent throwing tear gas

:acab:

Gassing hebrews would be a real bad look for the cops.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Just the roly-polyest 8 year old you've ever seen going to town on chocolate cake

ok Mrs Trunchbull

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

W I Z A R D M A S T E R

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

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you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

what happened to that tiktok girl who was building an illegal tunnel under her house

I heard that mean people reddit reported her for building without a permit :(

Half-wit
Aug 31, 2005

Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.
Everyone yearns for the mines...sometimes the closest you can get is a tunnel in your synagogue.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Chabadwidabadabangbangboogiewoogie

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

What do you think they had in there, GBS?

GBS is stored on a server op

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

The glatt cave

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

you broke my grill posted:

what happened to that tiktok girl who was building an illegal tunnel under her house

I heard that mean people reddit reported her for building without a permit :(

the local government issued an immediate stop order. I'm guessing she'll be ordered to fill in the cave at her own expense, which is probably seven digits in remediation

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2E_sk3Usf0

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