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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i fuckin hate clocks hate counting life by minutes and hours hate timekeeping hate tardy points and written warnings destroy all clocks

gently caress this kind of poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbFr9-fYJc

for coordinating things: sun position. yeah you need to know where the sun will be on different days of the year. work before sundown, of course, work always stops before sundown. places submurged in total darkness some times of year: i guess use clocks. youre in the submarine anyway

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if you are a steampunk, post itt, i will kill you

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Does the concept of entropy count? I think it should.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


a gently caress clock? like this one?

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


almost got run into by a guy walking down the sidewalk staring at his loving watch. jesus christ ... I'm still shakeing. just... gently caress clocks dude

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Not me, I love a good clock. I like hearing em tick, I like synchronizing watches with the boys. Clocks have been used to good effect by groups such as the IRA, the FLN, and many others.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Ansar Santa posted:

Not me, I love a good clock. I like hearing em tick, I like synchronizing watches with the boys. Clocks have been used to good effect by groups such as the IRA, the FLN, and many others.

this is sick this is sickness throw your clocks away now this is your FINAL WARNING

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
my clock runs on diesel and runs people over easily, i like to tell the time in the bike lane

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
it is legal to post clock gore on the something awful forums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PJYYhypYaI

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0-7Ds79zo

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

you know who else hated cloks

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Cum

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
You have to have a pretty weather eye to tell the time from the sun position in the middle third of the day in summer. It took me years of living bush to do it. Worth it though. This is the sort of thing clocks have taken from us. They are literally making us dumber.




Anyway, free cloks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

my bony fealty posted:

you know who else hated cloks

ABSOLUTELY WRONG he made the trains run on time

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

cuckoo clocks are badass

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

op is joe biden

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
time to post

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Karach posted:

time to post

clock-brained?

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

I just keep a running count of my heartbeats to figure out what time it is

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
what about time pieces op

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

im wearing a watch

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
watch this 🖕

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


mags posted:

watch this 🖕

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lobster shirt posted:

im wearing a watch

nice timecuck bracelet

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

"Repent Al!" Said the Ticktock Man

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2aj1ibVYE&t=1s

gently caress up that clock

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

And they’re so hard to draw too

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Clocks are cool, and they are under mod protection

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

Al! posted:

i fuckin hate clocks hate counting life by minutes and hours hate timekeeping hate tardy points and written warnings destroy all clocks

gently caress this kind of poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbFr9-fYJc

for coordinating things: sun position. yeah you need to know where the sun will be on different days of the year. work before sundown, of course, work always stops before sundown. places submurged in total darkness some times of year: i guess use clocks. youre in the submarine anyway

clocks own you rude bitch

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
time = poo poo

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Who watches the watch?

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



clocks suck, metronomes suck, oscillating fans suck, all periodic things suck.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
gently caress a sundial

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Entorwellian posted:

clocks suck, metronomes suck, oscillating fans suck, all periodic things suck.

I’m with ya, I’m with ya

Al! posted:

gently caress a sundial

You’ve gone to far, Al!

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



thermometers suck too

"oh hey its 12ºC out i can just wear my hoodie when i go out."
no, bitch. the thermometer lied and its actually cold as gently caress outside.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Al! posted:

ABSOLUTELY WRONG he made the trains run on time

One weird trick to make the trains run on time: only have two times, daytime and nighttime.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
clocks are cool but its bullshit to regiment our lives to them imo

Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

Turned my alarm clock off for christmas and never turned it back on. It's amazing.

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAiAXLhHc_c

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