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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Internet Old One posted:

Yesterday I was having a fancy dinner date with my wife when I discovered I was probed. I immediately showed her the post and she was very impressed.

Hell yeah!!

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Internet Old One posted:

Yesterday I was having a fancy dinner date with my wife when I discovered I was probed. I immediately showed her the post and she was very impressed.

lol nice. Can’t believe someone wanted to delete yospos over this lmao.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


so enough about me, whats your opinion on circumcision?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
My hobby is being a media curator. I repost things that other people have created. I do it on a website that peaked 20 years ago.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Buttchocks posted:

My hobby is being a media curator. I repost things that other people have created. I do it on a website that peaked 20 years ago.

Do you have any rare memes you've collected over the years

KPC_Mammon
Jan 23, 2004

Ready for the fashy circle jerk

By popular demand posted:

DO YOU EVEN MEME GIRL?!

Actually, they were originally called image macros, the modern-day meme was invented on something awful dot com decades ago.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
wanna watch a movie later? yeah i have some good choices.

*DOOMHOUSE*

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
You don’t have to wash your jeans, you can just freeze them overnight and they come out perfectly clean! Here, I’ll show you the denim thread.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

*crawls away and meows like a cat after the bloomin onion makes me sexually aroused*

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

also

*regrets ordering his / hers bloomin onions in retrospect*

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Oh sorry I that you said “jar.”

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lets just say that my genitals are a groverhaus situation :wink:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Buce posted:

lets just say that my genitals are a groverhaus situation :wink:

everybody has seen & laughed at them?

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

Buce posted:

lets just say that my genitals are a groverhaus situation :wink:

weirdly misshapen from a grilling accident?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Buce posted:

lets just say that my genitals are a groverhaus situation :wink:

Swamp side of the genitals

Bizarre pipe randomly jutting

Drew up and signed off on your own modifications to diy greatly enlarge them

Some portions inappropriately stuffed with fiberglass

Overload hazard may cause catastrophic harm or death to occupants or users

Tripping hazard at rear entry

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

thunderspanks posted:

so enough about me, whats your opinion on circumcision?

Whoa buddy, the Silent Hill fandom wiki is thataway.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Visions of Valerie posted:

weirdly misshapen from a grilling accident?

yes

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Worf posted:

everybody has seen & laughed at them?

yes

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Swamp side of the genitals

Bizarre pipe randomly jutting

Drew up and signed off on your own modifications to diy greatly enlarge them

Some portions inappropriately stuffed with fiberglass

Overload hazard may cause catastrophic harm or death to occupants or users

Tripping hazard at rear entry

all yes

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Load-bearing FUPA.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Chicken Butt posted:

Load-bearing FUPA.

This is a top-tier username, holy gently caress.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

emSparkly posted:

lol nice. Can’t believe someone wanted to delete yospos over this lmao.
I might be misunderstanding.
Someone wanted to literally delete all of YOSPOS because of that post?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Internet Old One posted:

I might be misunderstanding.
Someone wanted to literally delete all of YOSPOS because of that post?

Some dude made a SAD thread about it acting like it was some crime against humanity lol

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

emSparkly posted:

Some dude made a SAD thread about it acting like it was some crime against humanity lol

CSPAM declared I'm a sex pest and had a whole thing about it!
They got me wrong though I never said you should have sex with a printer. It voids the warranty for one.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Chicken Butt posted:

Load-bearing FUPA.

Enough about your mom's fupa. How have you been?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m gonna print out the whole sad thread on a cum printer, they can’t stop me. a thin crust of their impotent rage indelibly applied to paper.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You know, I learned how to concentrate my natural pheromones on the forums. You see, you gently boil down a mixture of your urine and semen, then apply it like eau de toilette. That’s why you’re having such difficulty maintaining your composure around my musky, musky charms. It’s a simple matter of biology. The smell means I’m virile!

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
I just think it's great that blacklight ink is so cheap

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

emSparkly posted:

Some dude made a SAD thread about it acting like it was some crime against humanity lol

Lmao

mystes
May 31, 2006

look, I know we're all using cumputers, but I'm going to have to draw the line at cumprinters.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

mystes posted:

look, I know we're all using cumputers, but I'm going to have to draw the line at cumprinters.

i got a HP iykwim

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

come home i can show you my buttons

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Hey girl, I'm kind of a big deal. I organize some pretty big events.

What kind of events?

Well I run a game night where a ton of online weirdos show up and draw pictures of pikachu's thick rear end meat.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

we like to casually stare into this guys gaped rear end in a top hat and refer to him as old friend, perhaps youve heard of him?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

*slides condom across the table* hey girl, you ever heard of "sonic inflation"?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I don't consider myself a TRUE goon since I've never posted about making GBS threads my pants

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
yeah i lost a finger in a mod challenge

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Me and bigpeeler hung out once in the early aughts

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


von Braun posted:

yeah i lost a fingat in a mod challenge

ftfy


to date: Look at this nerd, they call themselves a goon, pshh.

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

come to think of it i might have gone on a date with one of you, while gazing upon the sunset at a nice pond my date informed me about this time she poo poo her pants

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