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Pahilla the Hun

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int Crayola boardroom day

johnny nervously unveils his presentation, a 3ft x 5ft white board with two words on it

he’s gotten here by winning contest after contest to name a new color for the titular crayon manufacturer

ceo: i am sorry johnny but i can’t name a crayon “ballsack blue”

johnny: thanks for your time (rides away on giant chili dog)


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Pahilla the Hun

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Pepto Pink


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Pahilla the Hun

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Old Dried Mustard


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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
Gluten Free

DoomCroissant

Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
dried cum yellow

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
That color you see when your eyes are closed
Fresh Laundry
Campfire
Chamomile
Senate Recess
r/atheism
Upper GI Bleed
Shark Skin
Level 5 Dwarf Druid

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Rainforest Crunch

Pahilla the Hun

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Forty-Ninth Shade of Grey

Burst Appendix

Cookies ‘N’ Cream


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Sun Stare
Welder Unmasked
Heat Stroke





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Pahilla the Hun

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Burnt Cyan

Milli Vanilli


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Incriminating Collar Lipstick Pink

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




crunchy piss

forgotten hotdog

expired ketchup

the paradox of flesh







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databasic

Jaguars!


Nuclear Flash White

IRS 1040 Teal

Puce

Jaguars!


French Revolution Purple (It's like Royal Purple, but with more red mixed in)

Stoner Sloth

shartreuse

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Hypoxia

Actual Cadmium

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Finger Prince


After Johnny leaves in a smear of chili sauce, the ceo calls in the contest runner up, former marine cpl. Terry Cray.

Ceo: well Terry, you're up. What have you got for us.

Terry: Thank you sir. My plan is simple. All the colors are named for various foods and treats - green apple, lemon-lime, cherry red, strawberry red, blueberry, grape, chocolate, etc, but also they're scented and flavored appropriately.

Ceo: I'm not clear on this... Are you wanting kids to eat crayons?

Terry, with a mouth full of crayons: mmfff?

ToastGhost

20% cooler
blue curacao

stickly brown

unprecedented purple

Pahilla the Hun

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Buttchocks posted:

Actual Cadmium


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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Grease Trap
Algae Bloom
White Knuckle
Daddy's Love, Which You Have Never Seen
Participation Trophy

Pahilla the Hun

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Police Tape

White Zombie

Sucked Chili Dog


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:lol:


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google THIS

Mashed potatoes

Sausage gravy

White bread with crust cut off

Cheesecake filling

Fettucine Alfredo

Tofu

Milk


Just some of the new colors in the new Delicious Dinners pack

Pahilla the Hun

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Finger Prince posted:

After Johnny leaves in a smear of chili sauce, the ceo calls in the contest runner up, former marine cpl. Terry Cray.

Ceo: well Terry, you're up. What have you got for us.

Terry: Thank you sir. My plan is simple. All the colors are named for various foods and treats - green apple, lemon-lime, cherry red, strawberry red, blueberry, grape, chocolate, etc, but also they're scented and flavored appropriately.

Ceo: I'm not clear on this... Are you wanting kids to eat crayons?

Terry, with a mouth full of crayons: mmfff?

:yeshaha:


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RavenousScoot

brown paper towel
crud
pumpernickel
fertilized yolk
palimpsest
tinfoil
crystal
crystal light
nacre


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Roquefort
Geode (outer shell)
Texas Lawn
Roadmeat
Times New Roman

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




rusty aluminum

foul smelling sea cucumber







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Pahilla the Hun

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Bong Water

Spotted Dick


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Visions of Valerie

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
saline
goldmine
mitsubishi
black mold
ennui

Jaguars!


Finger Prince posted:

After Johnny leaves in a smear of chili sauce, the ceo calls in the contest runner up, former marine cpl. Terry Cray.

Always love a good case of nominative determinism :chiefsay:

peachy...

~hey~
Piss red

Finger Prince


Jaguars! posted:

Always love a good case of nominative determinism :chiefsay:

It took a bit of figuring, but once I found out that corporal rank is E-4 in the marines, eat erry cray kind of fell in to place.

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KIA presents Beige

Pineapple Express

Coldplay Yellow


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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Wet spot White

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Machine Elf

Rags to Liches

future skeleton soldier


CEO: Alright, whatcha got for us, intern?
Intern: Well, I found this color in a locked chest. Celtic Frost?
CEO: ...you haven't tried coloring with it yet right?
Intern: Um...well...
CEO: You fool, that crayon contains H.R. Giger's spirit! The world isn't ready yet for his return!

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Seeing Red
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Blue Da Ba Dee
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Mom's-Eye Purple
Spit
Terracotta Pie



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