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oh you drink folgers? *stifles laughter* no it's just.. I drink single origin, local and recently roasted coffee
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Yeah, I mean that's fine if you like to get your coffee at Dunkin Donuts or whatever, it's fine if that's what you like. My local coffee shop actually has a French press, you see, so the coffee has FLAVOR to it. But, you know, your way is good, too!
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you know you're suppose to wet your filter, right? it makes the brew temp more even. oh no it's fine, you do you
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Look, I know all these mugs are the same and belong to the company but I like the blue one. It's my thing. I've worked here 7 years and I always take the blue mug form the cabinet. I swear to God, Tony I will go to HR if you don't give me that blue mug right now! *punches wall* This is a real conversation that happened at an old job.
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Oh you use nutra sweet? Bless your heart
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*through pained expression on face* you added cream... and sugar...
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oh you drink single origin, local and recently roasted coffee? *stifles laughter* no it's just.. I drink folgers
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I wouldn't let my coffee sit in styrofoam, but you do you.
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No, it's just... it's cute how you say you're a coffee "fan" but you've never been to Brazil to harvest the coffee beans yourself.
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quote:This was a very long time ago and if you asked me if I would end up being interviewed about this commercial that I worked on, 10 years later, I would not have believed you, because it was altogether pretty unremarkable. It’s not something I have a lot of memories about, outside of the fact that ultimately the commercial kind of seems like the brother and sister are going to have sex. That’s why we’re talking, right?
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There’s a feral cat colony behind my house that I feed coffee cherries to and harvest my own kopi luwak
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I only drink coffee that's been poo poo out by free range Elephants in the Kenyan highlands.
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Yeah I've got a pour over, french press, espresso machine and a dripper only for emergency use, haha. Huh? You only have a dripper?
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beans? what beans? oh, you mean these coffee seeds?
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Bonzo posted:Look, I know all these mugs are the same and belong to the company but I like the blue one. It's my thing. I've worked here 7 years and I always take the blue mug form the cabinet. I swear to God, Tony I will go to HR if you don't give me that blue mug right now! So did you go to HR about your mug?
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I prefer a finer grind, sure. But this is fine.No. 6 posted:So did you go to HR about your mug? The mug was stolen and was passed around from person to person, each one taking a photo of the mug in a different spot of town. The guy actually went to HR and we had to give it back to him because he was literally crying with rage Bonzo fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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ugh. tfw you wake up after letting your beans aerate all night, get the perfect grind, sift and press nicely, and then uoy get a pull like this *showing you video of espresso machine dispensing coffee that looks like every other espersoo*
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ugh. tfw you wake up after letting your beans aerate all night, get the perfect grind, sift and press nicely, and then uoy get a pull like this *showing you video of espresso machine dispensing coffee that looks like every other espersoo* Bad Purchase posted:beans? what beans?
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No, you see light roast is actually the stronger coffee because roasting breaks down caffeine, you just like burnt coffee.
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coffee? like ... beans? Well, not even really a bean. But no, I'm a tea man, myself.
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Almond milk, huh? I use oatmilk because I guess it's better for the environment. I just like to stay informed, ya know?
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just a fair word of warning, coffee makes me fart and poo poo uncontrollably *crop dusts your desk*
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Just brewed a cup of Maxwell House just a few minutes ago.
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Bonzo posted:Almond milk, huh? I use oatmilk because I guess it's better for the environment. I just like to stay informed, ya know? I'm sorry, milk? Are you drinking coffee or an affogato?
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I'm sorry you're offended, Vikas. I guess I should wait until I've had my morning coffee before I start talking about what I read on Facebook this morning.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Yeah, I mean that's fine if you like to get your coffee at Dunkin Donuts or whatever, it's fine if that's what you like. My local coffee shop actually has a French press, you see, so the coffee has FLAVOR to it. But, you know, your way is good, too! French press? I mean... it's cool, really good, but my pour-over tastes great and doesn't spike your triglycerides the way French press coffee might, so I've been having really great doctor's visits. No scares or anything. But you know, if you're cool with it and you're pretty sure you're keeping healthy otherwise I'm sure it's good.
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No Jason, my special Kope Luwak is not "pooped out by tree cats" as you charmingly put it. *sip* First off: You are referring to 'civets' which are absolutely not cats. *sip* Secondly: my brew is made in a superior chemical process which involves no animal endangerment and exploitation. *siiiiiiiip* So just sit there and enjoy your mucus filled animal teat juice latte Jason. that is about all you're good for.
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it's pronounced cafe bustelo, and yeah, it's from spain, in italy ![]()
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I just use instant coffee. I add extra water so that the coffee isn't bitter. Half the mug is coffee creamer, 4 sugars, and a packet of hot chocolate.
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Oh wow, a Coffee Ninja, I didn't know people still bought those.
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Yeah, I used to drink normal coffee too. But now, I only drink Max Death Wish - Murder Death Kill Roast, because I am no longer a coward.
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oh this? it’s called a Bripe. makes amazing coffee on the go. i’m really surprised you’ve never seen one before, thought you said you were a coffee lover…
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I haven't spoken to my wife since she brought home a Nespresso machine
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oh that’s a cute little coffee grinder, your kids buy it for father’s day? you must really love them, i’d have thrown it out immediately. you’re such an awesome dad.
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I heard it causes cancer. Well I guess if you just use a little CoffeeMate, Martha you should be fine. Moderation and all.
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And then I told the kids that well, in the true spirit of Christmas, let's give all the gift money to this fine internet stranger, who wants to open his own coffee stand. It's what America is all about right? I just keep thinking about those coffee beans.
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Max Death Wish went woke when they changed the name of that one blend from Prison Rape to Taint Reaper. I only buy from Koncealed Karry Koffee now, 3% of the profits go towards re-establishing a Rhodesian state.
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Oh yeah? My coffee comes with a machine gun bullet with a Democrat politician's name on it in every pouch.
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ReelBigLizard posted:Max Death Wish went woke when they changed the name of that one blend from Prison Rape to Taint Reaper.
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# ? Sep 1, 2024 01:10 |
$8 for a cup of coffee? i just buy those bottles of caffeine pills and it works out to $0.08 a cup for the same amount of caffeine.
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