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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Don't even get me started on Gallagher II. Total freakazoids. Probably into some sick loving poo poo.

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Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

imagine if that was the only method of execution allowed. death by mallet

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

He was a weirdly homophobic rear end in a top hat so yea p much op

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
every comedian is a sex criminal. it's a part of business

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

didnt he get real mad at marc maron and walk off his podcast

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
9/11 fried his brain. I've seen his specials from the 80's many times growing up and I saw him live in the late 90's and it wasn't bad.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Are you Gallagher op

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i heard he creamed his jeans every time he smashed one of those juicy melons

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

any thoughts on what gallagher was into, op?

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

YOUR MY WANDERRR WAAAAHHLLL

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I went to see Peter Gabriel in concert a few months ago and when he played Sledgehammer there was footage on the video walls mostly of different kinds of bugs loving. But there was one shot of a watermelon smashing, which I'm sure was a reference to Gallagher.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

any thoughts on what gallagher was into, op?

Don't even want to mention it here. Some real rear end stuff tho

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
What's the Story Morning Glory is still a killer album though

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

cumpantry posted:

YOUR MY WANDERRR WAAAAHHLLL

My first thought when I saw the thread title was Liam Gallagher, yeah.

My best friend as a teenager loved music so much that he not only emulated Liams' style - he started acting like him too. Long story short, after 6 years it ended up in a physical confrontation and we didn't speak for a long time.

I have since reconnected with him after 25 years and he is now one of the warmest kindest people I know - like when I first met him. gently caress LIAM!!!

The damage Liam did was temporary, me and Bacon Ears are great buddies again.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




gallagher was straight up executing those melons to prevent them from talking about what they seed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bad Purchase posted:

gallagher was straight up executing those melons to prevent them from talking about what they seed

HOLY poo poo

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

That's my reaction to your new av.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Valko posted:

That's my reaction to your new av.

his new av suits him perfectly

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It was a gift.

:sigh:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Not from me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Not from me

Gift giving requires compassion and humanity.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Gallagher II was Punta Gordaís biggest celebrity before the cop who greased the old lady during a civilian engagement event took his title.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
When I was a kid I wanted a really big chair like Gallagher

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Arms_Akimbo posted:

When I was a kid I wanted a really big chair like Gallagher

I got one and it pretty much sits in my spare room because it's uncomfortable to read or sleep in and takes up too much space.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Yeah, he was a weird old racist rear end in a top hat whose only party trick was that he knew how to put a hammer onto objects.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
He had an antagonistic relationship with Carrot Top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWuGIfrq9A

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
There was a whole article written about how much he sucked OP.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
For some reason my brain decided this thread said "Gulliver" and I was like "yeah makes sense why do you think he was going on those wackass travels?"

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

syntaxfunction posted:

For some reason my brain decided this thread said "Gulliver" and I was like "yeah makes sense why do you think he was going on those wackass travels?"

"Gallagher's Travels" would swiftly become grim once he ran into the Lilliputians/Blefuscu

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Extra Large Marge posted:

He had an antagonistic relationship with Carrot Top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWuGIfrq9A

Apparently carrot topís final form is Brett Michaels

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

his brother was a better him

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Apparently carrot topís final form is Brett Michaels

thread redeemed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Apparently carrot topís final form is Brett Michaels

wtf lol

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I liked the one where Mallagher was saying how comedians nowadays were weak because they had water bottles on stage.

George Burns smoked cigars and didn't need to drink.

And then he smashed something with a mallet.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ≥ ̄)づ♥(Ď∀í●)

Extra Large Marge posted:

He had an antagonistic relationship with Carrot Top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWuGIfrq9A

lol that story is just so baffling

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I've been reading Gallagher's autobiography Guns, Drugs, and Women: The Gallagher Story and it's just filled to the brim with super dark poo poo.

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

Gallagher's sets were so joyfully childish and clever and I have some really great memories of watching his shows with my dad as a kid. I want to respect him for what he did but it's so fuckin frustrating to hear how bitter and clueless he was offstage. He really was an unlikable piece of poo poo, even before 9/11 broke his brain. That Carrot Top story is sad on a bunch of different levels

Literally A Person posted:

I've been reading Gallagher's autobiography Guns, Drugs, and Women: The Gallagher Story and it's just filled to the brim with super dark poo poo.

Well I doubt there's gonna be another Gallagher thread anytime soon so you might as well spill the beans here! What darkness lurks in the hearts of Gallaghers?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ≥ ̄)づ♥(Ď∀í●)

Just watch carrot top tell that story and you will get a very solid picture of who Gallagher was.

Don't let the Brett Michaelsificaton distract you from the crazy story about a fan and an ultimately bitter old man over a period of decades.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


he hit Mellon w the hammer to attract the melon smashing thigh women

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


speaking of which, if u can smash a melon between ur thighs please text me

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