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Don't even get me started on Gallagher II. Total freakazoids. Probably into some sick loving poo poo.
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imagine if that was the only method of execution allowed. death by mallet
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He was a weirdly homophobic rear end in a top hat so yea p much op
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every comedian is a sex criminal. it's a part of business
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didnt he get real mad at marc maron and walk off his podcast
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9/11 fried his brain. I've seen his specials from the 80's many times growing up and I saw him live in the late 90's and it wasn't bad.
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Are you Gallagher op
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i heard he creamed his jeans every time he smashed one of those juicy melons
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any thoughts on what gallagher was into, op?
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YOUR MY WANDERRR WAAAAHHLLL
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I went to see Peter Gabriel in concert a few months ago and when he played Sledgehammer there was footage on the video walls mostly of different kinds of bugs loving. But there was one shot of a watermelon smashing, which I'm sure was a reference to Gallagher.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:any thoughts on what gallagher was into, op? Don't even want to mention it here. Some real rear end stuff tho
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What's the Story Morning Glory is still a killer album though
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cumpantry posted:YOUR MY WANDERRR WAAAAHHLLL My first thought when I saw the thread title was Liam Gallagher, yeah. My best friend as a teenager loved music so much that he not only emulated Liams' style - he started acting like him too. Long story short, after 6 years it ended up in a physical confrontation and we didn't speak for a long time. I have since reconnected with him after 25 years and he is now one of the warmest kindest people I know - like when I first met him. gently caress LIAM!!! The damage Liam did was temporary, me and Bacon Ears are great buddies again.
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gallagher was straight up executing those melons to prevent them from talking about what they seed
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Bad Purchase posted:gallagher was straight up executing those melons to prevent them from talking about what they seed HOLY poo poo
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Literally A Person posted:HOLY poo poo That's my reaction to your new av.
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Valko posted:That's my reaction to your new av. his new av suits him perfectly
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It was a gift.![]()
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Literally A Person posted:It was a gift. Not from me
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Smugworth posted:Not from me Gift giving requires compassion and humanity.
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Gallagher II was Punta Gorda’s biggest celebrity before the cop who greased the old lady during a civilian engagement event took his title.
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When I was a kid I wanted a really big chair like Gallagher
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Arms_Akimbo posted:When I was a kid I wanted a really big chair like Gallagher I got one and it pretty much sits in my spare room because it's uncomfortable to read or sleep in and takes up too much space.
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Yeah, he was a weird old racist rear end in a top hat whose only party trick was that he knew how to put a hammer onto objects.
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He had an antagonistic relationship with Carrot Top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWuGIfrq9A
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There was a whole article written about how much he sucked OP.
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For some reason my brain decided this thread said "Gulliver" and I was like "yeah makes sense why do you think he was going on those wackass travels?"
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syntaxfunction posted:For some reason my brain decided this thread said "Gulliver" and I was like "yeah makes sense why do you think he was going on those wackass travels?" "Gallagher's Travels" would swiftly become grim once he ran into the Lilliputians/Blefuscu
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Extra Large Marge posted:He had an antagonistic relationship with Carrot Top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWuGIfrq9A Apparently carrot top’s final form is Brett Michaels
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his brother was a better him
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Apparently carrot top’s final form is Brett Michaels thread redeemed
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Apparently carrot top’s final form is Brett Michaels wtf lol
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I liked the one where Mallagher was saying how comedians nowadays were weak because they had water bottles on stage. George Burns smoked cigars and didn't need to drink. And then he smashed something with a mallet.
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Extra Large Marge posted:He had an antagonistic relationship with Carrot Top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJWuGIfrq9A lol that story is just so baffling
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I've been reading Gallagher's autobiography Guns, Drugs, and Women: The Gallagher Story and it's just filled to the brim with super dark poo poo.
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Gallagher's sets were so joyfully childish and clever and I have some really great memories of watching his shows with my dad as a kid. I want to respect him for what he did but it's so fuckin frustrating to hear how bitter and clueless he was offstage. He really was an unlikable piece of poo poo, even before 9/11 broke his brain. That Carrot Top story is sad on a bunch of different levelsLiterally A Person posted:I've been reading Gallagher's autobiography Guns, Drugs, and Women: The Gallagher Story and it's just filled to the brim with super dark poo poo. Well I doubt there's gonna be another Gallagher thread anytime soon so you might as well spill the beans here! What darkness lurks in the hearts of Gallaghers?
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Just watch carrot top tell that story and you will get a very solid picture of who Gallagher was. Don't let the Brett Michaelsificaton distract you from the crazy story about a fan and an ultimately bitter old man over a period of decades.
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he hit Mellon w the hammer to attract the melon smashing thigh women
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# ? Jul 27, 2024 00:56 |
speaking of which, if u can smash a melon between ur thighs please text me
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