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My spouse and I are arguing about pooping at work. I try to do all my business there, she thinks it's gross. I love her but she's mistaken. Pros: You're getting paid Someone else has to clean the toilet, and gets paid to do so Toilet is probably cleaner Can't get yelled at to take out the garbage No kids randomly walking in on you Cons: The wifi sucks Why else is my wife wrong?
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May 28, 2024 02:57
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Gloryholes raise slightly fewer questions.
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May 28, 2024 03:27
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Gloryholes raise slightly fewer questions. lol
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May 28, 2024 03:30
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Toilet paper is also free
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May 28, 2024 03:31
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Gross? Sure, and it stinks too. So why not do it at work, idgi. Should you not poo poo at home either? Sometimes i gotta go in portable stalls what you bring to worksites and that. Cant even flush them bad boys. Gerorg Castanza; "But she says poop at work is gross! Jerr; "Whats gross about it?" Georg; "The other people will know!" Kramer; "I poop in a big bed with my wife"
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May 28, 2024 03:31
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Im not paid hourly and often WFH Ill say the home poo is superior because Ive got a bidet plus I smoke weed in there on account of the exhaust fan.
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May 28, 2024 03:32
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Pros: Not getting your own toilet dirty Getting paid Don't have to talk to people at work Look at cat pics on the clock Cons: Not as comfy as at home Basically touching butt to butt with coworker from HR They forgot the TP and soap and paper towels Someone left streaks everywhere just 10 minutes before you had to go Having water splash on your butt feels a million times dirtier than it would at home
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May 28, 2024 03:33
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Gloryholes raise slightly fewer questions. Where?
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May 28, 2024 03:34
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The handwash at work doesn't stink like lavender Cons The toilet paper is made out of recycled rugs
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May 28, 2024 03:36
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GoonGPT posted:Where? At work.
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May 28, 2024 03:39
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I'm less worried about where the random hairs came from
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May 28, 2024 03:41
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Never understood you pro-work-poopers. Love huffing my coworkers poo particles and seeing the boss pulling a fart 'n piss.
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May 28, 2024 03:43
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Your wife is beefing at work but doesn't want to admit it.
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May 28, 2024 03:43
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Pros; You can use as much toilet paper as you can or is available. Noone will know.
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May 28, 2024 03:43
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Getting paid to drop one is pretty sweet, but my office has the world’s worst toilet paper. It’s like it was manufactured by someone that had never seen TP before and only had it described to them.
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May 28, 2024 03:44
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Sennheiser NM (the only Sennheiser manufacturing plant that ever was or ever will be in the US) had a wonderful factory floor replete with two gendered public-style bathrooms right next to one of the chipmounters and two executive suites in the back next to the time clock and lockers, and I worked nights so you bet I blew those executive suites the gently caress up, especially because AOI inspection was closer to the good shitters and I worked that all the time.
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May 28, 2024 03:46
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when you work from home you always poop at work
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May 28, 2024 03:53
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If you're not crunching one out in the c-suite bathrooms you are doing it wrong
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May 28, 2024 03:54
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if you're a pleb here's a tip: if you work the night shift you can poo poo in any bathroom you like. even the good ones
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May 28, 2024 03:57
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that's what I did anyway. my way of paying it forward (to the day shift)
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May 28, 2024 03:58
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thursday is bring your poop to work day
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May 28, 2024 04:02
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The graffiti in the stall is funnier
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May 28, 2024 04:04
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Sitting down on the toilet at work and the seat is warm = day ruined.
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May 28, 2024 04:04
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not for me. I'm the guy who made the seat the warmest
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May 28, 2024 04:06
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I sweat all over it as well. and if you're real lucky I get some piss on it
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May 28, 2024 04:06
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Less likely to be left TPless
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May 28, 2024 04:08
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no bidet so its always a big risk. its classy af to get paid to poo poo though.
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May 28, 2024 04:08
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Pros: Dumpin' on the man's dime Cons: Letting the man control one of your most base animal functions.
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May 28, 2024 04:09
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Poohs Packin posted:Im not paid hourly and often WFH Ill say the home poo is superior because Ive got a bidet plus I smoke weed in there on account of the exhaust fan. The blue stuff in a portashitter works just like a bidet if its new and you can smoke weed in one if its not cause the stench will cover the pot smell.
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May 28, 2024 04:10
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You should bring your wife to work, she'll see the light.
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May 28, 2024 04:13
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My wife is a WFH so every poop is at work. When I pointed that out she got angrier
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May 28, 2024 04:15
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i go outside to do it
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May 28, 2024 04:16
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At work you don’t have to flush
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May 28, 2024 04:24
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Fakts.
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May 28, 2024 04:47
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I work in a coworking space but 70% of the other offices are occupied by IT guys. Im seriously concerned for their diets. I poo poo like a swiss watch around 8:45am, maybe 45 minutes to an hour after sitting down at my desk. Its quick and clean. These guys all show up at 8:44 and pack the stalls immediately. I swear every poo poo is an emergency for these dudes. They all audibly grunt and strain and rip horrible loud farts into the empty bowl before splattering the back of the toilet with loose poo poo. Every single toilet is just blasted by 9AM.
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May 28, 2024 04:56
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OP, stop debating your wife about work pooping. Women have a pooping bathroom at work. Nobody is supposed to poop in it.
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May 28, 2024 05:07
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Victor Vermis posted:
I'm tired of pretending I don't.
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May 28, 2024 05:11
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Cyril Sneer posted:Never understood you pro-work-poopers. Love huffing my coworkers poo particles and seeing the boss pulling a fart 'n piss. You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Cyril. I am the danger. A guy opens the door and gets knocked down by the acrid stench, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who poops!
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May 28, 2024 05:15
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maybe meet her in the middle op? do all of your work while peeing instead, it’s a bit less gross.
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May 28, 2024 05:23
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Victor Vermis posted:OP, stop debating your wife about work pooping. I poop in it. during the night
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