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I put mayonnaise on everything, that's how I eat
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serious norman posted:You can customise your meal at basically all restaurants yeah imw sure yr food gets customized w spit and or semwn p often
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Jan 30, 2015 19:24
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Zeroisanumber posted:Me irl from that Rapman the Cook posted:LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PROPER SAUCE USAGE! to this and we pretend that times past were inferior, as we fly onwards on icarus wings of poo poo ever closer to our mass produced sun of bottled sauces
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Jan 30, 2015 19:26
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serious norman posted:I eat pasta with some salt and ground pepper on it. Pwns I love this post.
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Jan 30, 2015 19:43
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Rapman the Cook posted:LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PROPER SAUCE USAGE!    
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Jan 30, 2015 19:58
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All salad dressing is bad on salad.
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Jan 30, 2015 20:00
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the secret to good green chili sauce is chicken boullion
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Jan 30, 2015 20:23
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burritolingus posted:All salad dressing is bad on salad. mmm let me put a bunch of dry leaves in my mouth what a taste sensation. wait no ill put a tasty vinaigrette on them and not be a terrible doofus
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Jan 30, 2015 20:26
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I had a Filiberto's Green Chili Plate last night and they forgot the tortilla but I didn't even care. I just mixed it all in with the beans and rice and shoveled the paste into my mouth anyway.
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Jan 30, 2015 20:26
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bunky posted:mmm let me put a bunch of dry leaves in my mouth what a taste sensation. wait no ill put a tasty vinaigrette on them and not be a terrible doofus Salads have tastes to them when you aren't drowning them in dressing.
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Jan 30, 2015 20:28
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Jason's Deli owns and has the best salad bar.
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Jan 30, 2015 20:31
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I laugh at people who are like "I only eat my steak untainted so I can let the steak do the speaking for itself." You stupid fucknugget, how the gently caress you gonna say that and then drink the Dew? Or sip on some foul rear end beer. These people are without fail insane gluttons, looking like straight rear end kaka squeezing out a tight parasite infested bunghole. I laugh, after I eat my second steak in a row, and dip it in loving relish sauce because I'm sick and tired of the taste of meat every day while being BUFF. Maybe if you retards got a source of protein other than the gangrenous cheese on your abysmal Pizza Hut boil-puss-pie you'd understand that your dead flesh dinner is not special. It is a deceased protein, now charred to remove disease and the texture of raw rear end meat. It is a worthless, low food, like all others. Your pathetic attempts at sophistication are hollow because you will go down in history as the most horridly hideous creature to have ever lived. You are also just ugly in the plainest sense of the word, without any superlatives. I use this dead flesh to gain meat power on my frame, you use it to pretend that your pathetic 10 dollar petite sirloin is anything other than dirt food for the trash, all it does is glut up in your gut and suffuse across your abominable cellulite ridden corpse as further pustules of tumorous fat. You hideous gently caress. I'm so sick. I think I'm gonna be sick. Someone old my hair.
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Jan 30, 2015 20:36
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burritolingus posted:Salads have tastes to them when you aren't drowning them in dressing.
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Jan 30, 2015 20:38
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serious norman posted:I eat pasta with some salt and ground pepper on it. Pwns Butter or olive oil with that, or just salt and pepper? burritolingus posted:Salads have tastes to them when you aren't drowning them in dressing. Seriously, throw some finely diced apples or like, mandarin oranges, probably loving craisins in a good salad, you practically don't need dressing. But I'm still gonna add a little red wine vinegar and EVOO on it probably because it tastes even better. Yeah loving arugula and mesclun lettuce and baby 'nach, loving dandelion greens like the true ginzo I am, gently caress yes salad motherfucker god my dick is hard ugh go drown your loving iceberg lettuce with ranch like the loving piece of poo poo that you are gently caress you
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Jan 30, 2015 21:06
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serious norman posted:I don't eat sauce with anything, i think it's gross. mcnuggets without sauce. steak without sauce. pasta without sauce. salad without sauce. How the gently caress can you eat chicken mcnuggets and say that sauce is gross? Two flies are sitting on a piece of poo poo. One of them farts. The other one says, "Hey fucker, do you mind? I'm eating over here!"
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Jan 31, 2015 09:06
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You might not like sauce, OP, but your mom can't seem to get enough. She had a predilection for Alfredo sauce, but Alfredo left the country and now she doesn't know what to do.
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Jan 31, 2015 09:29
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Sorry OP, but I love gettin' sauced 
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Jan 31, 2015 10:03
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serious norman posted:my ideal meal: This is the most saddest post I've ever read on SA.
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Jan 31, 2015 10:14
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i eat my own alfredo if u knwo what i mean
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Jan 31, 2015 10:17
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what do you mean
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Jan 31, 2015 10:23
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calzones > pizza for this reason.
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Jan 31, 2015 10:23
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ashgromnies posted:hoi polloi what kind is that, ive never heard of it do u put it on a hotdog?
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Jan 31, 2015 10:24
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Gatekeeper posted:Butter or olive oil with that, or just salt and pepper? Butter and oil makes it messy and buttery. I like it clean. I do like a few drops of olive oil on white bread though.
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Jan 31, 2015 14:33
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TontoCorazon posted:This is the most saddest post I've ever read on SA. How come? All dips are horrible and water is healthier than coke.
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Jan 31, 2015 14:34
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Sauce is the boss, hoss. If it ain't got condiments, it ain't worth poo poo.
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Jan 31, 2015 15:11
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serious norman posted:Butter and oil makes it messy and buttery. I like it clean. I do like a few drops of olive oil on white bread though. perfectly understandable. Diff'rent strokes and all that. And yeah, a little olive oil on white bread is good poo poo brother
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Jan 31, 2015 17:36
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I dip my pizza in ranch, OP.
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Jan 31, 2015 17:38
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was gonna bring up the pizza + ranch dressing thing; beaten. o well
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Jan 31, 2015 20:33
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gary oldmans diary posted:nothing requires sauce but when it comes to steak all of a sudden everyone who is suddenly a master chef chimes in with their insider info that you actually want to taste the steak youre eating the "no sauce on beef" thing developed during the depression because places would slather beef that had started to go bad with sauce to cover up the rotten taste, so you could tell a classy joint had actual fresh meat if they gave it to you without sauce knowing that they didn't need to hide any rot. Plus Americans didn't know how to cook back then, if they did the Smithsonian wouldn't have a permanent exhibit on Julia Child. The no sauce rule used to apply to other meats too but has only really had cultural legs as a thing for steak since steak = classy food for high rollers and fat cats and captains of industry and other people with high standards harumph
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proof of concept posted:the "no sauce on beef" thing developed during the depression because places would slather beef that had started to go bad with sauce to cover up the rotten taste, so you could tell a classy joint had actual fresh meat if they gave it to you without sauce knowing that they didn't need to hide any rot. Plus Americans didn't know how to cook back then, if they did the Smithsonian wouldn't have a permanent exhibit on Julia Child. The no sauce rule used to apply to other meats too but has only really had cultural legs as a thing for steak since steak = classy food for high rollers and fat cats and captains of industry and other people with high standards harumph Good. No sauce = Classy and better in every possible way
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Feb 1, 2015 12:18
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serious norman posted:Good. except tomato sauce which is good
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Feb 1, 2015 18:06
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The only condiment I like is bbq. I despise mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard. Thought you guys might like to know, cheerio!
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Feb 1, 2015 18:25
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Oberleutnant posted:except tomato sauce which is good I don't know if you're an Aussie talking about your gross ketchup or not.
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Feb 1, 2015 18:37
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BossRighteous posted:I don't know if you're an Aussie talking about your gross ketchup or not. im english and i mean "catsup"
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henpod posted:The only condiment I like is bbq. I despise mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard. Thought you guys might like to know, cheerio! ah yeah lemme at some of that sweet baby rays, i got a hankerin for hfcs and tooth decay
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