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Mr. Podunkian posted:No big deal, guys. Just made the #4 best OUYA game without even trying. #1 - a game that is available for Free (TM) on Kongregate.
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Mr. Podunkian posted:No big deal, guys. Just made the #4 best OUYA game without even trying. Why are more and more sites using this multi page side scroll poo poo?
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Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.
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KoldPT posted:#1 - a game that is available for Free (TM) on Kongregate. Your valiant knight controls like a dream with the Ouya controller (no small feat)
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Aeka 2.0 posted:Why are more and more sites using this multi page side scroll poo poo? Might also be used to track how far people actually read into an article but eh.
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Jul 3, 2013 23:18
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I got an Ouya for my birthday. What the hell, I love dicking around with android stuff (I have a slew of useless tablets and poo poo around). Spent my "work from home" day today dicking around with it, managed to get CyanogenMod 10 working on it, now I just have a tiny android tv box. Play store and everything works. Maybe I'll finally actually play FF Dimensions. Gotta find a launcher that works well with a controller though, the touchpad on the controller is poo poo.
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So people are better off reading information in this link before buying a Ouya?
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Mr. Podunkian posted:No big deal, guys. Just made the #4 best OUYA game without even trying. Streemerz. Really? That's the game where the villain is Derek Yu.
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Today I was in GAME to get some Microsoft Points - while my order was being put through, I noticed the OUYA display, and asked if they'd sold many. The man at the till repeatedly stated that they'd been "flying off the shelves" and that I should buy one. I made a jokey reference to the troubles the console has had to shrug him off, and the guy then proceeded to lecture me for about five minutes on why the OUYA is the best console and I was wrong to not buy one. Apparently "one of the staff had brought one" and liked it, because it made "everything 1080p" and had "loads of games" and was cheap for £100. After listening to this, I quickly made an excuse and left the store. It was awkward.
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I found another familiar face jonesing for Kickstarter money: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1206692245/dubwars-a-dubstep-fueled-top-down-twin-stick-shoot Check out these recommendations! quote:"Best of OUYA at E3!" -awildpodcastappears
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How does that poo poo have 20,000 already and better kickstarters can't hit 10k to fund. 
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Peas and Rice posted:How does that poo poo have 20,000 already and better kickstarters can't hit 10k to fund. Do those "better" kickstarters have dubstep-laden trenches?  I bet there's not even dubstep lightly sprinkled on 'em.
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Peas and Rice posted:How does that poo poo have 20,000 already and better kickstarters can't hit 10k to fund. For some reason I read it as having $9,000, not $19,000. Now I'm depressed.
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That game is literally just beat hazard except it's only dubstep. I wish I knew why people are acting like it's unique. Then again, OUYA.
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Peas and Rice posted:How does that poo poo have 20,000 already and better kickstarters can't hit 10k to fund. Himself, mom and dad.
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I'd bet that it got a tiny bit of notoriety from that Giant Bomb stream. If only they played SotUA too.
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RoadCrewWorker posted:1x 10k backer, 1x 2.5k backer, 1x 1k backer. 2x 10k backers now. Please tell me that was one of you guys.
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Mr. Podunkian posted:No big deal, guys. Just made the #4 best OUYA game without even trying. I busted out laughing when I saw just what game that was.
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raditts posted:I busted out laughing when I saw just what game that was. It's not exactly like Pacman, it has boxes to push around.
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RoadCrewWorker posted:1x 10k backer, 1x 2.5k backer, 1x 1k backer. Doesn't Kickstarter watch out for people donating to their own projects?
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So what do I do with this thing guys
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You slap a timg tag on it post haste, jesus dude the tables are in splinters.
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juicecube posted:So what do I do with this thing guys You could start by timg'ing it. Then I don't know, throw it out or whatever. eBay maybe? Did you pay for it?
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Jul 4, 2013 02:35
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Why are all these retarded goons buying this thing.
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I'm not too worried about it. I can afford it and besides I'll probably end up flipping it. I have no intention of opening it
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juicecube posted:I'm not too worried about it. I can afford it and besides I'll probably end up flipping it. I have no intention of opening it The worst things for sale website already provided a good answer in gif form: 
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juicecube posted:I'm not too worried about it. I can afford it and besides I'll probably end up flipping it. I have no intention of opening it How many OUYAs can you buy every day? Cause the last guy to pull that argument could afford seven ouyas a day, so the bar is pretty high. Also good luck flipping it for cost. I'm seeing them move in the $60-70 range on ebay right now, although there's a guy trying to sell a controller for $95...
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juicecube posted:I'm not too worried about it. I can afford it and besides I'll probably end up flipping it. I have no intention of opening it Can you afford to fix your giant rear end image?
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Zaphod42 posted:It also perpetuates the ignorance that programming is just typing and anybody can just pick it up, which makes it so interviewing for programmers is the worst loving experience in the world. Don't most places make applicants take a programming test as part of their application, and toss any resumes from people who didn't do well enough? e: RatHat posted:Doesn't Kickstarter watch out for people donating to their own projects? Why would they? Getting paid means more to them than someone padding their own kickstarter. They aren't even competent enough to remove a date rape guide when they have *only* 2 hours to review the kickstarter that takes 5 minutes to read over and 10 minutes to google some terms that make any sane person  Evil Fluffy fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jul 4, 2013 |
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RatHat posted:Doesn't Kickstarter watch out for people donating to their own projects? The people that run kickstart have shown that they won't mess with something that will make them money.
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juicecube posted:So what do I do with this thing guys NWS that poo poo, man.
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FrozenVent posted:How many OUYAs can you buy every day? Cause the last guy to pull that argument could afford seven ouyas a day, so the bar is pretty high. To be fair I bought it before I knew you were going to be mad at me for buying it
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juicecube posted:To be fair I bought it before I knew you were going to be mad at me for buying it Actually, I`m not mad - I don`t think anyone here is, really. We're mocking you for your poor decisions. If only we were mad, you could snicker and stand tall against these goony goons who disapprove of your decision. Ah! Look at all these idiots, look how mad I've made them by squandering money on the Unconsole! you would say, stroking your goatee. Dance, puppets, dance! But let's face the fact - you have an ouya. You spent $100 on it, $100 that I imagine you worked for. That's 100 dollar menu items you can't buy, because you bought a ouya. You could have taken a girl on a pretty nice date for that $100, but you bought a ouya. You could have bought a couple of decently recent video game for that $100, but now you have a ouya. You could have seen three movies in theater and bought popcorn, but you bought a ouya. You could have saved for retirement, but you bought a ouya. Why would I be mad? I'm not even sad, I'm just... I don't know, I'm not even mocking you really. I had a pretty good smirk, then I typed out this post and now I'm wondering what I'm doing with my life. How did I end up here, on my couch in front of the tv typing a long rear end post questioning a stranger's choice of console. I must have made a mistake somewhere along the way, grown-up life wasn't supposed to be like this. But then I look out the window and the sky seems a little bit brighter, because there's one mistake I didn't make. I didn't buy an ouya. Fake edit: Since your fishing for it, just fingat the drat thing already.
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juicecube posted:So what do I do with this thing guys Make everybody else in the thread submit a toxx clause in the form of "If juicecube sends me his OUYA, I will use it to <do something>" and mail it to a goon of your choice, depending on how awesome his idea is. Or just fill its wi-fi-incompatible little body cavity with thermite and film it melting away at every seam.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Or just fill its wi-fi-incompatible little body cavity with thermite and film it melting away at every seam. Or just plug it in and run it for a few minutes Pittsburgh Lambic posted:and film it melting away at every seam.
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FrozenVent posted:...just fingat the drat thing already. What's fingat?
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No. 6 posted:What's fingat?
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Joe Don Baker posted:Why are all these retarded goons buying this thing. I just made a stupid mistake and hadn't checked SA in weeks so I didn't know what a disaster I was getting into. Somebody was making a big deal out of it on another forum, and I bought into the hype machine, not thinking about the fact that the video only showed wooden cutouts of the controllers, and a fake interface, and games that were not actually coming out for the thing. If you re-watch that video, the level of deception is pretty enormous, and at the time I just wasn't of the mindset to see through the cracks. I also had a lot of disposable income at that moment.
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So dubstep now sells more than sex?
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when are we getting a fingat-level video when someone here gets an OUYA and toasts it? OUYA and thermite sounds like a very good idea.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Make everybody else in the thread submit a toxx clause in the form of "If juicecube sends me his OUYA, I will use it to <do something>" and mail it to a goon of your choice, depending on how awesome his idea is. Or just fill its wi-fi-incompatible little body cavity with thermite and film it melting away at every seam. My vote is to do one of these things with it, preferably the first because I feel like we could get some fingats out of this if we really put our minds to it.
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