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Crow Jane posted:Thanks for that I've done this... While wearing braces with pointy wires on my molars and with headgear  They still went for it. So to answer your question, yes.
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Plan Z posted:My favorite is a gay friend of mine talking about one of the few guys she had slept with and how he had literally flicked her bean one night. I'm imagining the look on all of the faces of the women right now. Wait, you mean flicked her bean as in made the flicking hand motion on her clitoris, or did he flick her bean and it like flew off or something.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Wait, you mean flicked her bean as in made the flicking hand motion on her clitoris, or did he flick her bean and it like flew off or something. Either way, ouch.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Wait, you mean flicked her bean as in made the flicking hand motion on her clitoris, or did he flick her bean and it like flew off or something. The guy probably attempted to play clitoral tabletop football.
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Ok, I'm gonna go out on a limb here about this whole fedora wearing bragging about going downtown business. Have you ever experienced or heard about a scenario like the following? Guy1: I dunno, man, she's gotten kinda chunky, and WTF is she wearing? She looks like hell. Guy2: Bob said that she gives good head. Guy1: Well, I guess it'd be rude if I didn't go say hi. The previously mentioned situations in this thread were just fedora PUA role reversal.
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Jul 18, 2013 03:29
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For a group of guys who quote biotruths so much to justify their misogyny, they sure forget women don't feel the same way dudes do often.
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Since these PUA nerd lords get all of their information on how hu-mans act from pop culture it's not surprising they think flaunting that they do oral will turn women on. I'm short on specific examples (other than that song "You've gotta lick it before we kick it" or whatever) but I've seen/heard plenty of "Sex in the City" type statements about how crucial it is for a guy to go down. It's probably all over those sex tips in both gender's Maxim/Cosmo equivalents.
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Ahahaha I was looking for awkward pick up artists for this thread, and when I typed "peacocking" into Google, it also brought "douche" up onto the suggestion bar. So are PUAs ever not awkward and ugly?   "Elton John Peacocking"  NESguerilla posted:These guys are incredible. I can't believe the 2 stupidest looking people on earth were in the same room at the same time for a photo op. If the dude on the right hopped onto the dude on the lefts back they could be like a goth Master Blaster. I can't get over how tall the first dude is. Even without his stupid hat he's pretty close to the ceiling of their crappy bachelor pad. Scathach has a new favorite as of 08:37 on Jul 18, 2013 |
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I see what you did there. *edit* Wait. You mean this isn't Elton?
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I am instantly reminded of my parent's copy of Elton John's Greatest Hits in the record collection when I was little (man, I'm old):  Noblesse Obliged posted:*edit* Wait. You mean this isn't Elton? It really is him. I think that's from the same shoot because the piano, pictures and plant in the background match the album cover. If not, it's definitely the same room. But no, Elton John is neither awkward nor ugly and gross. Dude was one of the first white performers on Soul Train, after all, and if you've made it on Soul Train, baby, you cooler than a motherfucker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vLlpJc9mW0
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Jul 18, 2013 04:46
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Scathach posted:Ahahaha I was looking for awkward pick up artists for this thread, and when I typed "peacocking" into Google, it also brought "douche" up onto the suggestion bar. The bastard son of Scotty 2 Hotty and Seth Green.
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You Are A Elf posted:It really is him. I think that's from the same shoot because the piano, pictures and plant in the background match the album cover. If not, it's definitely the same room. But no, Elton John is neither awkward nor ugly and gross. Dude was one of the first white performers on Soul Train, after all, and if you've made it on Soul Train, baby, you cooler than a motherfucker. Isn't that JT from the This Train Don't Stop There Anymore video.
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jidohanbaiki posted:For a group of guys who quote biotruths so much to justify their misogyny, they sure forget women don't feel the same way dudes do often. What do you mean, women 'feel' things? They're chattel. They exist only to serve man's wishes. As such, they must, at all times, adhere to the standards and desires of a man because  . Under certain circumstances, they are to be used to gestate the superior male sperm. They are simply meat manniquins for men, because dictate it shall be so.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Wait, you mean flicked her bean as in made the flicking hand motion on her clitoris, or did he flick her bean and it like flew off or something. Apparently he was going down on her and not doing a good job, so he pulled out a trump card... you ever played flag football?
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Hah poo poo I didn't realize it's actually Elton! My bad. I thought it was a dude dressed like him. Whoops. Here have some other weirdos instead.  
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Lazlo Nibble posted:For anyone else, that's peacocking. For Elton that's throwing something on real quick to run outside and grab the newspaper. "Elton, can you run and grab a bottle of wine for dinner real quick?" "uuuugh, fine, just let me slip into my furry tasseled pink sequined trenchcoat. Got a ten on you?"
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There's this youtube channel I came across where some guy promotes a bunch of weird hippy medicine around San Francisco. The most bizarre video involves a creepy guy who charges people to get spooned by him on a bed for an hour and a half. Even the host gets a little weirded out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s2h2D6KkGY Celery Face has a new favorite as of 07:04 on Jul 18, 2013 |
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Celery Face posted:There's this youtube channel I came across where some guy promotes a bunch of weird hippy medicine around San Francisco. The most bizarre video involves a creepy guy who charges people to get spooned by him on a bed for an hour and a half. Even the host gets a little weirded out. He's wearing a vest-thing with what looks like epaulettes on it, but it's more of a tank-top because there's no buttons or zipper or anything in the front. What. Also, curse you social hugging for involving realistic time-frames  Fake Edit: I'm pretty sure, going from the F-Plus, that this is how tumblr asexuals breed.
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These guys are incredible. I can't believe the 2 stupidest looking people on earth were in the same room at the same time for a photo op. If the dude on the right hopped onto the dude on the lefts back they could be like a goth Master Blaster. veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 08:23 on Jul 18, 2013 |
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Friends Are Evil posted:From r/cringepics: This one is throwing me off. The guy seems nuts but would you describe writing on someones Facebook as having a good time meeting them? To me it sounds more like they attended the same party but never really talked at it. I think he would see her in real life then put his feelings on her Facebook. Creepy still.
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Just to prove that women can be creepy just as well as men can.     Each of these was for a different person. What she lacks in persistence she makes up for in spread. Ed: Bonus round. Internet-weirdos just have to take internet things way too seriously. 
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When I had my old cell number I used to get texts from one of three people I have never met on a regular basis. One is a man named Juan and would text me variations on: "Sup, it's Juan." "Whats up, it Juan, lets do a thing." "Yo it Juan wutup." I assumed that he had the wrong number because he would text me constantly for years so he must still be friends with the person who's number he thinks I have. We live in adjacent area codes so he would occasionally update me on the weather as well "yo dog it fuckin hoooooot in pdx right now" "wtf with this hail" etc etc One was a Russian person. I have no idea what they wanted but they would send me very generic texts in Russian, usually talking about their boring life. I only got about four of these. The last was a woman named Dashina who would send me texts that were so full of random misspelled words and slang that I understood less than 10% of them. I do remember the first text I ever got from her was "YO WUTUP IT DASHINA" all in caps followed by "WUT U DO HO". These always had the side effect of making me laugh whenever I got them however, so it wasn't that bad. I never got why these people would send me texts, but the majority were from the next area code over so I assume that some rear end in a top hat in Portland isn't getting her texts from Juan and Dashina. The Russian ones were just kinda creepy.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Is her name Adriana by any chance? I can't believe Adriana is seeing other people behind my back. I thought we had something special, I guess I was wrong 
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drat she's seeing you too? What the hell.El Estrago Bonito posted:Crazy random texting. Wow that's like some inadvertant outsider art almost.
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I got this email from this girl I never met telling me how I could enlarge my penis... how did she know?? Awkward.
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Jul 18, 2013 11:37
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Isn't that WWE's latest superstar, Bray Wyatt? 
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 Did her arms think that they were gonna wear that really controversial blackface outfit to the con instead?
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Donut Blimp.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:I detest the phrase "daddy issues", and I'll leave it at that because this is neither the time nor the place. I never thought Id find someone I knew on this thread. The Anime Club at the school was rife with *squee*
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Sunshine89 posted:On the other side of the glasses debate, I've noticed that stupidly huge "vintage" glasses are making an appearance- you can even buy them at American Apparel Girl I know on FB just bought these, with prescription lenses, and legitimately loves them. She's going to get a pink pair and a green pair. I think they're awful, but I'm getting old.  
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quote:Has someone hinted that perhaps you could stand to show a little more backbone in your relationship? Does your wife slip away to read mommy porn, substituting 50 Shades of Grey for the sexual attention and excitement that you used to provide her? Do you feel like you just need to step up, man-up, sack-up, and start living life a little more boldly, even if you're married? The loving cover 
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Fabulist posted:Girl I know on FB just bought these, with prescription lenses, and legitimately loves them. She's going to get a pink pair and a green pair. I think they're awful, but I'm getting old. They're way too big. A smaller pair wouldn't look that bad to be honest.
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massive spider posted:The loving cover I have to know what's in this. "Neg your wife by telling her that she's gotten fat over the years." "Talk constantly about the HB10 you work with and/or your favorite porn star, and how your wife doesn't even come close to comparing to them." "Control her money by telling her in a baby voice '[name] doesn't get any money-woney until she sexes me up." Am I coming close?
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Fabulist posted:Girl I know on FB just bought these, with prescription lenses, and legitimately loves them. She's going to get a pink pair and a green pair. I think they're awful, but I'm getting old. All she needs to do is dye her hair blonde and she'll have the Sue Pollard look down pat.
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