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Megaman posted:So I just started the game a little while ago, and I don't seem to be going all that fast. I have 2 billion cookies and about 1 million cps. Is there a trick I'm missing? after you make a couple time machines it speeds up for a while. Then slows way the gently caress down.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 07:54 |
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Welp, the last 20 grandmas and time machines will take me around 20 days with no golden cookie clicks. Since the dungeons will probably hit earlier than that, guess I'm done till they're in. Edit: The 100 time machines cheevo is from 1.026, the first implementation of milk. The numbers went a wee bit crazy with around 10b cps. Musluk fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Sep 3, 2013 |
# ? Sep 3, 2013 08:45 |
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The latest Nerdł video features Cookie Clicker. I think that it describes the experience rather well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIeqMotAHxk
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 08:58 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:I'm working on a Cookie Clicker playlist. Suggest cookie-related songs (or songs that would just fit the atmosphere) for me to add! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkIZm64H6xk
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 09:26 |
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 09:56 |
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Musluk posted:Welp, the last 20 grandmas and time machines will take me around 20 days with no golden cookie clicks. Since the dungeons will probably hit earlier than that, guess I'm done till they're in. What do you have to do to unlock the last clicker upgrade? Only one I am missing. And what is the last achievement after Elder Slumber?
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 10:21 |
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Redchaostry posted:What do you have to do to unlock the last clicker upgrade? Only one I am missing. And what is the last achievement after Elder Slumber? Offer 5 pledges total. There's also the shadow achievements that will appear after those two, but they're all optional. I think I'm gonna kick this guy a few bucks when I get home, half because I feel like I've played enough of this drat game to warrant paying a few dollars for it, and the other half because I want to see if its true that the Cookie Goddess only comes to those who have paid their tithe
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 10:24 |
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Redchaostry posted:What do you have to do to unlock the last clicker upgrade? Only one I am missing. And what is the last achievement after Elder Slumber? Mouse gains 1% cps upgrades? I believe you need to click the cookie for x amounts. I've unlocked them on an elder frenzy, I think. Last achievement is for turning on the elder covenant. Turn it on, then off, there's no need to have covenant on at all.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 10:25 |
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The cursor layout is getting worse and worse, is the Goddess punishing us for releasing the Elderly Horrors from their bingo prison?
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 12:21 |
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The cookies, they speak to me. They demand sacrifice, they demand penance. The only way to appease the cookies is more cookies, which must then be appeased. ALL WILL BE COOKIE. This game got real weird real fast.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 12:35 |
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What are you guys doing to get the chains? I'm at ~ 400 million CPS and still yet to get one.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 13:26 |
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Help, I was meant to go into work today but called in sick to play cookie clicker, I don't know what to do help me
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 13:49 |
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Achievement unlocked: You can stop now. NO I CAN'T COOKIE CLICKER I CAN NEVER STOP YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO "You could have stopped it," grandma said to me. No grandma...you don't understand...you don't...how can you understand? You are merely a cog in the machine. You can't comprehend this machine, this glorious, beautiful machine! I MUST HAVE BETTER GRANDMAS. ToxicSlurpee fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Sep 3, 2013 |
# ? Sep 3, 2013 13:56 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:I'm working on a Cookie Clicker playlist. Suggest cookie-related songs (or songs that would just fit the atmosphere) for me to add! I think this one is an obvious choice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 13:57 |
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gently caress this game.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 13:57 |
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Tea Bone posted:What are you guys doing to get the chains? I'm at ~ 400 million CPS and still yet to get one. from http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating This will enable a countdown in the title bar, indicating when the next golden cookie will spawn, so you don't have to have that tab open all the time. I don't really consider it cheating. Anyways, open your browser's console (ctrl+shift+J on chrome and just copy and paste the code below). Golden (or the red Elder) Cookies can have several effects, from increasing your Cps or granting additional Cookies, among others. Once in a while they'll start a Golden Cookie chain, where Cookies will spawn back to back, granting 6, 66, 666... and so on Cookies every click, up to 6 trillion I think. quote:Show Golden Cookie delay in Title bar I'm up to the last 2 achievements, 200 cursors and 100 time machines. I wonder what my life will feel like after that, since I feel like I'm nearing the end of the road. Thankfully the last 20 time machines will take a while, but I do hope Dungeons come out soon and will provide another endgame. Otherwise I might have to reset and get the neverclick achievements.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 14:07 |
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Okay, I finally bought elder covenant, marking 100% upgrades and achievements. What now, game? What now?
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Oenis posted:I'm up to the last 2 achievements, 200 cursors and 100 time machines. I wonder what my life will feel like after that, since I feel like I'm nearing the end of the road. Thankfully the last 20 time machines will take a while, but I do hope Dungeons come out soon and will provide another endgame. Otherwise I might have to reset and get the neverclick achievements.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 14:13 |
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How does the uncanny clicker achievement trigger? I can register like 10-12 clicks per second on my mouse and it doesn't pop up... how loving fast do you have to click to make that poo poo happen?
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 15:43 |
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It's a joke achievement. It's not supposed to be gotten. Doesn't count for milk, either. It doesn't say "world record" for nothing. You'd have to click about 25 times per second to get it, i think.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 16:05 |
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HenryEx posted:It's a joke achievement. It's not supposed to be gotten. Doesn't count for milk, either. It doesn't say "world record" for nothing. I've got it but I have no idea how. I can only assume the game froze up and all my clicks during that time got counted the second it unfroze.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 16:21 |
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dat one portagee posted:How does the uncanny clicker achievement trigger? I can register like 10-12 clicks per second on my mouse and it doesn't pop up... how loving fast do you have to click to make that poo poo happen? twice within 4 milliseconds Tea Bone posted:I've got it but I have no idea how. I can only assume the game froze up and all my clicks during that time got counted the second it unfroze. Basically this or an autoclicker.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 16:27 |
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Oenis posted:from http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating for this. I spend more time tabbed out than tabbed in, so this little boost is nice. I also don't see it as cheating, because I imagine most don't tab back in every 30 seconds to see if there's a golden cookie. ...I've been spending the last two days watching a number in a tab title rise and making it rise faster...the gently caress is wrong with me.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 16:30 |
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Ah ok. I thought it might actually be possible since it seemed like a lot of people were saying they had it...
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 16:31 |
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Apparently when it was first introduced it kept bugging out and just giving it to people. I assume that's how I ended up with it.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 16:33 |
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dat one portagee posted:Ah ok. I thought it might actually be possible since it seemed like a lot of people were saying they had it... I think most people got it back when it was easier for some reason.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 16:34 |
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D34THROW posted:I imagine most don't tab back in every 30 seconds to see if there's a golden cookie. You don't know the levels of some people can reach. Especially 4chan's /vg/.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 17:41 |
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How come the grandmas jiggle?
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 17:46 |
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Tornado Lazers posted:How come the grandmas jiggle? "moist cookies"
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 17:52 |
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Musluk posted:You don't know the levels of some people can reach. Especially 4chan's /vg/. Seriously. If you have not visited their CookieClicker thread, do so now. I believe the current spreadsheet for purchase optimization originated from there among other tips and tools Tip I learned from that thread: Selling all of your Grandmas can undo the Grandmapocalypse.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 18:07 |
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Xelkelvos posted:Seriously. If you have not visited their CookieClicker thread, do so now. I believe the current spreadsheet for purchase optimization originated from there among other tips and tools The spreadsheet originated there, yeah. The newest version of the spreadsheet can even import your stats from your save. Also, Orteil posts stuff about the game on his tumblr, which is also linked on the game page itself - was the source of grandmapocalypse removal.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 18:17 |
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Musluk posted:Also, Orteil posts stuff about the game on his tumblr, which is also linked on the game page itself - was the source of grandmapocalypse removal. From Orteil's Tumblr:
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 18:28 |
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I hit F5 by accident thinking focus was on my other window and now I can't get back to my cookies. I'm getting errors no matter how much I refresh And yes, I tried shift+F5 and no dice that way either. My cookies...
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 19:15 |
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No, it's fine, CloudFlare. Thanks for the 520 connection error, really. I didn't want to play Cookie Clicker anyway.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 19:15 |
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Do you make a loss when you sell stuff? I was thinking about selling everything to get the last 30 time machines then buying it all back later, is this a bad idea?
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 19:34 |
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Tea Bone posted:Do you make a loss when you sell stuff? You only return 51% of the cost per building when you sell, unfortunately. It's going to kill your Cps if you do that though! Don't do it!
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Tea Bone posted:Do you make a loss when you sell stuff? You get only 65% back of it's cost.
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You'll only get 76 percent back.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 19:44 |
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Sell all of your stuff and see how many of the 30 time machines you can buy. It will be less than you think.
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# ? Sep 3, 2013 19:47 |
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You get 82% back.
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