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This thread is yet another reminder of the terribleness of American plastics, jozy is poo poo, he couldn't score in the premiership or la liga and he's a striker.
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Hashtag Nascar posted:This thread is yet another reminder of the terribleness of American plastics, jozy is poo poo, he couldn't score in the premiership or la liga and he's a striker. He did score one goal in the Premier League.
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Oct 7, 2013 10:46
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Has any player single-handedly got a club relegated before?
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Oct 7, 2013 10:47
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Has any player single-handedly got a club relegated before? Adam Johnson, this season
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Oct 7, 2013 11:09
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80085 posted:Adam Johnson, this season How dare you. Jinky just needs to have the right players around him. I suggest that some time playing for Real Madrid or Bayern Munich would bring the best out in him.
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Oct 7, 2013 11:11
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Are we not allowed to say anyone on Sunderland is awful just because Jozy is poo poo? gently caress me this is going to be hard pretending they can play football.
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Oct 7, 2013 11:15
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Woosh.
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Oct 7, 2013 11:17
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Pissflaps posted:Woosh. Yeah it did go over your head. Disappointed really.
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Oct 7, 2013 11:18
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Boo
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Oct 7, 2013 11:18
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Sunderland fans believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbTT1kC-xd4
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Oct 7, 2013 11:27
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80085 posted:Sunderland fans believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbTT1kC-xd4 Well, six of them do at least.
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Oct 7, 2013 11:28
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There's more than 6 Sunderland fans? I never knew
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Oct 7, 2013 11:28
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Pissflaps posted:Well, six of them do at least. That's a record attendance at the Stadium of Light iirc
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Oct 7, 2013 11:29
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80085 posted:There's more than 6 Sunderland fans? I never knew Sunderland are historically one of the best supported clubs in the country. The point is that in that video you can only see and hear only a handful of supporters joining in with that song.
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Oct 7, 2013 11:30
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Pissflaps posted:Sunderland are historically one of the best supported clubs in the country. The point is that in that video you can only see and hear only a handful of supporters joining in with that song. Manchester United brings big traveling supporter numbers what can I say. All Sunderland fans in the stadium were chanting in that video
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Oct 7, 2013 11:34
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Awful stuff.
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Oct 7, 2013 11:35
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I agree they were a bit off pitch but for fucks sake pissflaps they aren't professional singers
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Oct 7, 2013 11:37
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Would Jozy make a good keeper? Other American keepers have only scored once in the PL, and the whole not scoring while not letting anyone around you score is kind of what you want from a shot stopper imo
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Oct 7, 2013 12:04
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Modus Trollens posted:Would Jozy make a good keeper? Other American keepers have only scored once in the PL, and the whole not scoring while not letting anyone around you score is kind of what you want from a shot stopper imo Well he falls down a lot for no reason so maybe
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Oct 7, 2013 12:05
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this could reinvigorate sunderland imo
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Oct 7, 2013 12:07
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If you want to find out if Jozy Altidore has scored in the Premier League, reference the chart, otherwise the trolling is unwelcome. Thanks.
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Oct 7, 2013 12:09
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80085 posted:Well he falls down a lot for no reason so maybe Some would say he's flopped at every club he's played for.
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Oct 7, 2013 12:20
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I hope he scores four goals because that is what I predicted I think
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Oct 7, 2013 13:01
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The USMNT fans are making me cringe so hard. It's one thing defending Jozy, but it's another bringing up fluke victories from a few years ago, in a non competitive competition.
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Oct 7, 2013 14:57
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Haggis Heed posted:The USMNT fans are making me cringe so hard. It's one thing defending Jozy, but it's another bringing up fluke victories from a few years ago, in a non competitive competition.
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Oct 7, 2013 15:05
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i'm reliably informed by my extensive network of ITK sources that by signing Jozy - an Adidas athlete - into a league that is getting a big push at the moment in American markets they got a nice deal on Italian international Emanuele Giaccherini - also an Adidas athlete - who would normally be coveted by several clubs at least somewhat better than loving Sunderland. Sad to see Jozy being made a puppet of Big Shoeshop, i'm sure Adidas will make some money in the short term but is it right for Altidore to have his reputation destroyed when he could be playing perfectly well for a decent wage in Holland, Scotland or Luxembourg? I'm not so sure it is #askquestions
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Oct 7, 2013 16:26
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Redundant posted:I think you'll find that because the ball once bobbled in off Jozys arse in one of those fluke victories a few years ago in a non competitive fixture he's clearly a world beater and everything is Sunderlands fault. maybe the answer... is in the middle
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Oct 7, 2013 23:38
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Jozy supports the qatar world cup bid i've heard.
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Oct 7, 2013 23:44
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now why would he support a world cup in qatar as opposed to his home country of the united states of america (for whom he bangs em in internationally i might add)
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Oct 7, 2013 23:46
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i feel like jozy would jump at the chance to play in a competitive international fixture on his home soil
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Oct 7, 2013 23:52
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Your Weird Uncle posted:maybe the answer... is in the middle
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Oct 7, 2013 23:59
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Redundant posted:Nah mate, with a competent centre forward (not even good, just competent) Sunderland would be definite title contenders. expertly played. i am humbled.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:00
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Your Weird Uncle posted:maybe the answer... is in the middle I don't think a better Sunderland midfield would help Jozy score.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:10
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Your avatar is misleading
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Oct 8, 2013 00:23
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Jozy has been doxxed and the findings aren't pretty. He scored one goal for Hull which he calls his "little Jozy."
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Oct 8, 2013 00:36
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vyelkin posted:I don't think a better Sunderland midfield would help Jozy score. but.. jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves cake...according to you
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Oct 8, 2013 00:54
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Your Weird Uncle posted:but.. jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves cake...according to you Go google that phrase
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Oct 8, 2013 01:52
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Paddyb posted:Go google that phrase i had some joke planned where i screencapped myself googling what i wrote, as per your request, but decided that was too much effort. besides, this thread is about how averse josmer altidore is to scoring
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Oct 8, 2013 01:57
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Your Weird Uncle posted:i had some joke planned where i screencapped myself googling what i wrote, as per your request, but decided that was too much effort. besides, this thread is about how averse josmer altidore is to scoring That's too bad because this thread is repetitive as hell and 35 pages long and poo poo.
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Your Weird Uncle posted:i am humbled. That's very altidorian of you.
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