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Every player in the Eredivisie is poo poo, all the clubs are poo poo, the supporters are poo poo, barclays all the way, ughahaalagagaaa
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oliwan posted:Every player in the Eredivisie is poo poo, all the clubs are poo poo, the supporters are poo poo, barclays all the way, ughahaalagagaaa You don't have to get upset because Jozy is failing so miserably, I think you just took the initial criticisms to heart and don't want to back down - but let's face the facts that Holland isn't consistent with strikers from its league
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Oct 8, 2013 22:25
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oliwan posted:Every player in the Eredivisie is poo poo, all the clubs are poo poo, the supporters are poo poo, barclays all the way, ughahaalagagaaa we just got done establishing the eredivisie has produced some outstanding defensive talents over the years. sheesh.
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Oct 8, 2013 22:33
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tetsman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fimRn4cZ-Q8  That's incredible. It looks like they've been bribed. blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Oct 8, 2013 |
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Oct 8, 2013 22:39
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ah-zed alkmaar
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Oct 8, 2013 22:41
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Sorry guys I was reacting to the haters I'm a very emotional person and my posting game reflects this
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Oct 8, 2013 22:41
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I just played co-op fifa as the US and Jozy scored a world-class header against Hoffenheim, playing the rest of the game like his usual poo poo, fat self.
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Oct 8, 2013 23:16
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oliwan posted:Sorry guys I was reacting to the haters I'm a very emotional person and my posting game reflects this You're not the first little boy that jozy has let down. It's ok to be sad oliwan. It's ok.
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Oct 8, 2013 23:53
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Knoddus posted:I just played co-op fifa as the US and Jozy scored a world-class header against Hoffenheim, playing the rest of the game like his usual poo poo, fat self. have you reported this bug to EA?
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Oct 9, 2013 07:04
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Pissflaps posted:It's amusing reading the contributions from Americans on the Sunderland message board about Jozy. Why would you read a Sunderland message board?
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Oct 9, 2013 07:30
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All Of The Dicks posted:Why would you read a Sunderland message board? Because I crave sweet pubbie tears.
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Oct 9, 2013 07:37
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https://www.thefantree.com/products/jozy-altidore-keepcalm-t-shirt "Don’t panic! Just give it to Jozy. He’ll take care of the rest." - Gustavo "Gus" Poyet
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Oct 9, 2013 08:12
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Did Josmer do the Usain Bolt pose for a goal celebration at some point? idgi
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Oct 9, 2013 08:55
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it has his twitter handle on the back what the why
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Oct 9, 2013 09:19
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I hate anything with 'Keep Calm And' but it should really say either Keep Calm and Jozy or Keep Calm and Altidore. It's clumsy as it is. A bit like Jozy. Fat lad, bad footballer.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:21
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Can you be fat and a good striker? Fat Ronaldo wasn't good when he got fat I always thought.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:27
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If Ronaldo had played instead of Jozy this season he would have scored a goal by now.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:30
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Ok but does 1 goal make you a good striker pissflaps please answer my initial question
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Oct 9, 2013 09:31
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I didn't say one goal?
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Oct 9, 2013 09:32
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"He would've scored A goal by now" that implies 1 goal in 7 games which does not make you a good striker.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:34
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No, scoring 'a goal' means he would have scored a goal. That doesn't limit the number to one. You can score several goals and still have scored a goal. Is English your second language?
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Oct 9, 2013 09:36
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If you truly meant he would have scored multiple scores you would have said "he would've scored goals by now". Deep down you knew inside that fat strikers are not good strikers so you limited his goal count to a single goal. So all of this could've been avoided if you simply said "no" to my initial question of "Can you be fat and a good striker?"
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Oct 9, 2013 09:40
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80085 posted:If you truly meant he would have scored multiple scores No. I did not truly mean he would have scored multiple scores.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:43
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Hmmm interesting...so again you agree with me. Fat strikers are poo poo indeed.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:47
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Ronaldo isn't fat anymore though
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Oct 9, 2013 09:48
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euroboy posted:Ronaldo isn't fat anymore though Good point maybe Jozy can get into shape like Ronaldo and be slightly less poo poo
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Oct 9, 2013 09:52
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80085 posted:Hmmm interesting...so again you agree with me. Fat strikers are poo poo indeed. You speak neither football nor English it's difficult to know what you're trying to say.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:52
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No one else seems to have any problems but I will take your inquiry to heart and try to improve so you can better read my posts about Jozy Altidore. I will admit though it will be hard to please you regarding Jozy Altidore posts seeing as you spend most of your day looking them up on the internet to hilariously re-post in this thread.
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Oct 9, 2013 09:57
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80085 posted:No one else seems to have any problems but I will take your inquiry to heart and try to improve so you can better read my posts about Jozy Altidore. I will admit though it will be hard to please you regarding Jozy Altidore posts seeing as you spend most of your day looking them up on the internet to hilariously re-post in this thread. Hmmm you should be more careful with your accusations imo.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Hmmm you should be more careful with your accusations imo. Yeah, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called Ronaldo fat earlier.
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quote:He does not even look anything like Premiership class, it's not as if you can see it being a possibility. quote:He's a useless big pillock. quote:He is our Emile Heskey
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Oct 9, 2013 10:10
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Why does Emile Heskey always get compared to Jozy? Heskey at Jozy's age was much much better. Even old Heskey put up more goals.
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Oct 9, 2013 10:18
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Pissflaps posted:I hate anything with 'Keep Calm And' but it should really say either Keep Calm and Jozy or Keep Calm and Altidore. Keep Getting Fat And Never Score
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Oct 9, 2013 10:29
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Keep Fat and Altidore
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Oct 9, 2013 10:50
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Stay Dench or Get Frimponged
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Oct 9, 2013 10:55
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80085 posted:Why does Emile Heskey always get compared to Jozy? Heskey at Jozy's age was much much better. Even old Heskey put up more goals. Jozy would have scored a goal in the Australian Soccer League.
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Oct 9, 2013 10:58
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Jozy is a perfectly decent striker for a bad football league. Perhaps he could've learned a thing or two playing for a Championship side though.
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Oct 9, 2013 11:01
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tetsman posted:Jozy is a perfectly decent striker for a bad football league. Perhaps he could've learned a thing or two playing for a Championship side though. He'll have that opportunity next season
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Oct 9, 2013 11:04
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pik_d posted:He'll have that opportunity next season 
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Jozy would have scored a goal in the Australian Soccer League. He would struggle imo, its a very physical league and he's a big weak shithouse. Kevin Muscat would snap him in half.
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