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There was some quote in this topic recently about how Jozy wasn't doing that badly when there have been other terrible signings. One listed was Wilfried Bony, who scored the same number of goals today in 45 minutes that Jozy has scored in 45 premier league games
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I'm not so sure how to defend Jozy anymore.
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Jan 1, 2014 20:52
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oliwan posted:I'm not so sure how to defend Jozy anymore. Ask any premiership defender. It's really easy.
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Jan 1, 2014 20:54
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jyrka posted:Ask any premiership defender. It's really easy. Except John Terry, Jozy merked him
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Jan 1, 2014 21:05
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NeoNaoNeo posted:There was some quote in this topic recently about how Jozy wasn't doing that badly when there have been other terrible signings. One listed was Wilfried Bony, who scored the same number of goals today in 45 minutes that Jozy has scored in 45 premier league games swap teams and they swap stats, simple as that.
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Jan 1, 2014 21:07
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This thread is good. Unlike Jozy Altidore
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Jan 1, 2014 22:03
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Jozy played in a game today. Jozy did not score today.
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Jan 2, 2014 04:07
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Jozy played in a game today. I'll believe it when I see the chart
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Modus Trollens posted:I'll believe it when I see the chart Same, let's not jump to conclusions please
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Jan 2, 2014 04:17
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How can you possibly score on the best keeper in the premiership, Brad Guzan?
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Jan 2, 2014 04:58
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80085 posted:How can you possibly score on the best keeper in the premiership, Brad Guzan? The immobile force meeting the unremarkable object
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Jan 2, 2014 08:59
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Jozy is anything but unremarkable
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Jan 2, 2014 09:03
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no he's the immobile force too fat to move + always on the ground
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Jan 2, 2014 09:23
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Four goals, that's all I wanted. Four. You useless shitbag even central defenders occasionally bag 4 in a season.
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a quick search for "altidore" on twitter brings up some enlightening findings Talksport presenter adrian durham wonders @talkSPORTDrive 28 Dec - Honestly, Jozy Altidore. Seriously? What an agent he's got American Juan has a different view though... @ElChosenJuan94 13h - Gotta love how even in just 22 mins of play Altidore does fine and creates many chances, and yet has "fans" blaming him for the loss. Myopic Sunderland fan rob sees it differently though @robc304 11h - These people retweeting Altidore creating 4 chances,gently caress me man just give up on football Also check out http://talksport.com/football/court..._medium=twitter at 7.05 for Graham Courtney, talkSPORT's man in the north east take on the whole altidore situation . "I don't know why he continues to play Altidore," Courtney said, speaking on Extra Time. "He is getting worse. He really is."
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Jan 2, 2014 09:59
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Altidore also searches for his name. Some angry mackem tweeted about how he'd like to see Altidore get a move to LA Galaxy and then https://twitter.com/JozyAltidore/status/418445450627547138
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Jan 2, 2014 10:02
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Pissflaps posted:Altidore also searches for his name. Some angry mackem tweeted about how he'd like to see Altidore get a move to LA Galaxy and then Fantastic to see he's really behind sunderland in their relegation battle time of need.
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Jan 2, 2014 10:05
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IIRC someone said earlier that he would outscore Nicklas Bendtner this season, but that doesn't seem likely tbh. Even he has managed to get two league goals despite barely playing.
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Jan 2, 2014 10:06
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Peter Crouch, Charlie Adam, Oussama Assaidi and Stephen Ireland. Just some of the luminaries currently ahead of Jozy on league goals.
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euroboy posted:IIRC someone said earlier that he would outscore Nicklas Bendtner this season, but that doesn't seem likely tbh. Even he has managed to get two league goals despite barely playing.
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St Evan Echoes posted:swap teams and they swap stats, simple as that. Bendtner scored more goals (8) at Sunderland in 28 appearances than Jozy has in all of his Premier League appearances put together. Jozy Altidore: Shitter than Bendtner.
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Sunderland are poo poo. Jozy is poo poo. I hope they go down to League 2 where Josmer can maybe find his level.
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Sandwolf posted:Sunderland are poo poo. Jozy is poo poo. I hope they go down to League 2 where Josmer can maybe find his level. Jozy didn't even find his level in MLS and I think even Guernsey FC would pass on his services.
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euroboy posted:IIRC someone said earlier that he would outscore Nicklas Bendtner this season, but that doesn't seem likely tbh. Even he has managed to get two league goals despite barely playing. Yeah my Altibet was him getting 1 more than B52, which unfortunately is the opposite of the standings right now. I didn't expect B52 to get this much playtime or Jozy to be THIS bad
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Jan 2, 2014 12:32
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It's B23 now btw. A legend reborn.
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Jan 2, 2014 12:54
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The Mash posted:Yeah my Altibet was him getting 1 more than B52, which unfortunately is the opposite of the standings right now. I didn't expect B52 to get this much playtime or Jozy to be THIS bad
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Jan 2, 2014 12:56
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I love reading the bigsoccer thread about jozy it's my guilty pleasures.
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Jan 2, 2014 13:00
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I tried to find a list of goal scorers in the Premier League that included Jozy, but even the most inclusive one cut off at two goals. Jozy only has one (1) goal.
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Jan 2, 2014 14:13
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Pissflaps posted:Altidore also searches for his name. Some angry mackem tweeted about how he'd like to see Altidore get a move to LA Galaxy and then English football fans can be far more ruthless than the most diehard Red Sox or Packers fans. Jozy just needs to relax and let the comments roll off his back like water on a duck. Only wins and his coaches matter now. Would be good for him to spend time with Howard and Cameron and breathe deeply. Twitter and email live forever. So count to one thousand before responding.
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Jan 2, 2014 18:08
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I cant blame Jozy for namesearching himself on twitter, I do the same
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Jan 2, 2014 18:37
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We should have known all along, after all you can't spell 'Josmer Altidore' without 'Torrid Jasom Lee' and that's closer to brilliance than anything he'll do on the pitch for the rest of the season so just shut up ok
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Vando posted:We should have known all along, after all you can't spell 'Josmer Altidore' without 'Torrid Jasom Lee' I don't understand this post.
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Jan 2, 2014 19:41
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Pissflaps posted:I don't understand this post. Post some posts about Jozy from bigsoccer.
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Pissflaps posted:Altidore also searches for his name. Some angry mackem tweeted about how he'd like to see Altidore get a move to LA Galaxy and then He'd be riding pine behind European superstar Robbie Keane
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Jan 2, 2014 20:11
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Jozy just needs to wait it out and he'll be the star signing of new club New York City Football Club.
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Pissflaps posted:I don't understand this post. he's even worse then jason lee, it says it in his own name
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Pissflaps posted:I don't understand this post. Jozy is shite He is worse than Jason Lee
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belgend posted:Jozy Lol!
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It really is a great scoring chart, but the pictures are starting to show a thinner Jozy, shouldn't it be the other way around?
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