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"oh crap, we forgot to write a script... uh, lets just write up forty five pages of O'Brien having something he cherishes taken from him." -every writer who ever worked on DS9
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 22:49 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:23 |
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I'd love if the next star trek movie was just office space on ds9 with O'Brian as the main character.
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 22:51 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:I'd love if the next star trek movie was just office space on ds9 with O'Brian as the main character. I tell you what I'd do if I had a million bucks, man... Two dislocated shoulders at the same time. Jk I am from the future what is money?
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# ? Jan 4, 2014 23:10 |
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Irish Joe posted:O'Brien distinguished himself in two wars, served on the federation's flagship and saved the galaxy countless times and he's basically DS9's janitor. Yea the Federation's whole "no money" system starts falling apart when you realize they still have people doing poo poo jobs for free and apparently sticking around in Starfleet to have horrible things happen to them all the time out of a sense of patriotism. That or I guess they get 'paid' in holodeck time-alloted or replicator usage or something. Or perhaps O'Brien is just a masochist who enjoys having everything always going wrong.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:07 |
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Pretty weird his name is Miles when they really use kilometers in Ireland
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:22 |
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Vernii posted:Or perhaps O'Brien is just a masochist who enjoys having everything always going wrong. this is the life of an engineer
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:23 |
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*drop phaser on foot, arm falls off*
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 03:58 |
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alternate reality miles o'brien is a fuckin chump
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 04:15 |
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Why join Starfleet and risk getting your poo poo slapped when you can just build a small holodeck in your den and bone historical figures all day?
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 05:47 |
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Volcott posted:Why join Starfleet and risk getting your poo poo slapped when you can just build a small holodeck in your den and bone historical figures all day? We never get an idea of how big the federation's population really is, so for all we know there are like ten trillion fat slobs doing just that while a tiny minority of people go around getting poo poo done/accidentally rewriting history every fifteen minutes.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 05:53 |
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... So I marry an Asian because at least they can cook and are known for their cuisine. As where Irish girls can drink, suck dick like whores but can't function inside a kitchen. I mean who ever heard of an Irish restaurant? Hahahhahahaha. 7 course Irish meal is a 6 pack and a microwaved potato. Guys amirite?
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:21 |
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Some people say I have the hardest working shoulder in starfleet. Basically just me and my oval office wife say that.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:51 |
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Neurosis posted:Do you ever wonder if Bajoran vaginas are the same as human vaginas? Like Kira was pretty hot but what if there was some Nyarlathotep poo poo going on down there. i've given it a lot of thought
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:52 |
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mirror universe miles is married to keiko, loves her and has sex with her regularly
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:52 |
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Meat Recital posted:mirror universe miles is
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:53 |
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Computer beam keko into space
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 06:59 |
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Who's Miles O'Brien? Isn't that Sonic The Hedgehog's sidekick?
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:00 |
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:... So I marry an Asian because at least they can cook and are known for their cuisine. As where Irish girls can drink, suck dick like whores but can't function inside a kitchen. Miles cooks for his wife in an episode. All I remember from it is that he uses capers, a well known, traditional Irish cooking item. Then again, Earth supposedly has suffered from climate change, so maybe the brined buds of a mediterranean evergreen bush are a regular crop by the 24th century...
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:06 |
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mysterious frankie posted:We never get an idea of how big the federation's population really is, so for all we know there are like ten trillion fat slobs doing just that while a tiny minority of people go around getting poo poo done/accidentally rewriting history every fifteen minutes. I wouldn't think so. Everytime we've seen a federation colony it generally seems to be pretty boring and usually agrarian. Holodecks are probably one of those things that only exists in Starfleet/government facilities in the Federation, since they're a bunch of moralistic twits and it'd be entirely in-character for them to get their panties in a twist over their civilian population wanting to waste away in the holosex box.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:12 |
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Went to see Julian, but he was pining for Garak again.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:18 |
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Vernii posted:I wouldn't think so. Everytime we've seen a federation colony it generally seems to be pretty boring and usually agrarian. Holodecks are probably one of those things that only exists in Starfleet/government facilities in the Federation, since they're a bunch of moralistic twits and it'd be entirely in-character for them to get their panties in a twist over their civilian population wanting to waste away in the holosex box. Section 31 was actually created to run a giant disinfo campaign which has the aim of hiding the Federation's crippling porno fatty problem from its enemies.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:20 |
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The thing about it is every time we see earth, the idea seems to be everybody just does whatever they decide is their great calling in life. Like Sisko's dad is a restaraunteur because he likes cooking and talking to people, and Harry Kim's g/f was a painter or some bullshit. Obviously if you give man a choice between pursuing hard but rewarding work or getting his rod frictionized by a Marilyn Munrobot he's gonna do the latter so they probably had to put in some hard VR laws to sustain humanity. Private holodeck time is probably the only reason anyone agrees to work on the enterprise where everyday's a diceroll you're gonna get blown into space or eaten from the inside out by evil lungworms or whatever.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:20 |
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Benjamin Black posted:then he sees himself there and gets shot, turns out this miles was some sort of clone or whatever and he's exactly like miles except he's pre-programmed to murder someone at a certain time, and with his dying breath he's like 'take care of [our wife]' to his real counterpart and it was really loving sad Everybody's having fun making fun of how much O'Brien gets poo poo on, but it makes me legitimately sad. gently caress the police. Also, Colm Meaney is the best actor in Star Trek, because he manages to take the lovely technobabble and awkward dialogue the writers come up with, and makes it actually sound like real human speech, more so than the rest of the actors in all the other shows.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:22 |
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And he was good in Layercake. And remember when O'Brien tried to make Kira a midwife and Keiko implied a threesome.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:36 |
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My wife was nicer when she was possessed by the evil space spirit.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 07:48 |
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Mister Macys posted:Miles cooks for his wife in an episode. All I remember from it is that he uses capers, a well known, traditional Irish cooking item. Frenchmen that speak with British accents and Irish capers: There really seem to be quite a few changes afoot for earth culture.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 13:18 |
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i watched some more episodes if wishes were horses and the forsaken were kinda cringeworthy but i liked Dramatis Personae
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 13:31 |
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season one is not representative of the series as a whole. the writers were still stuck in their TNG mentality and you get a lot of lovely alien/planet/anomaly of the week episodes. the series doesn't really hit it's stride until terry farrell dies.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:26 |
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*lives in a post-scarcity future society where nobody has to work to survive* *works anyway and complains about it constantly*
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:43 |
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Meat Recital posted:season one is not representative of the series as a whole. the writers were still stuck in their TNG mentality and you get a lot of lovely alien/planet/anomaly of the week episodes. the series doesn't really hit it's stride until terry farrell dies. that's like the last season
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:44 |
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Meat Recital posted:season one is not representative of the series as a whole. the writers were still stuck in their TNG mentality and you get a lot of lovely alien/planet/anomaly of the week episodes. the series doesn't really hit it's stride until terry farrell dies. thanks for spoilers rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:45 |
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I actually have a very well-thought out theory on why O'Brien is actually the main character of TNG. I can post the essay if anyone is interested.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:48 |
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Narciss posted:I actually have a very well-thought out theory on why O'Brien is actually the main character of TNG. I can post the essay if anyone is interested. POST IT. THE WHOLE THING
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:51 |
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itt im in the bedroom banging keiko crazy energy being? doesnt matter, banging keiko. sucked into a black hole? doesnt matter, banging keiko. ship about to explode? doesnt matter, banging keiko.
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:56 |
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NecroBob posted:itt im in the bedroom banging keiko keiko got turned into a 12 year old? doesnt matter, b- OH poo poo
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 17:59 |
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Fister Roboto posted:keiko got turned into a 12 year old? doesnt matter, b- OH poo poo Hahaha there's a part where she tries to act all wifely and he's like "jesus youre twelve"
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 18:11 |
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Fister Roboto posted:keiko got turned into a 12 year old? doesnt matter, b- OH poo poo aatrek spotted
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 18:12 |
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brb fixing a broken cardassian thing
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 18:12 |
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Fister Roboto posted:keiko got turned into a 12 year old? doesnt matter, b- OH poo poo AATREK'S ALLTIME FAVORITE EPISODE
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# ? Jan 5, 2014 18:15 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:23 |
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so I am the most boring, mediocre-rear end person to have ever lived and Im surrounded by geniuses and supermen but hey, at least virtual reality exists
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