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Score: 36 out of 50 Potential score: 37 Ratings meter: 0-10: Not even NASL level 10-15: Average NASL player 15-20: MLS role player 20-25: MLS starter 25-30: MLS All-Star 30-35: Starter on mid-, low-table EPL side or role player on top team 35-40: A solid starter on a top EPL club 40-45: A legit star player 45-50: Messi, Ronaldo There is nothing in between 'good in the MLS' and 'decent in the Premier League', and Jozy is just two steps below Messi and Ronaldo. - a professional scout
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Thanks for making all of us Americans look just so incredibly stupid espnfc... edit: can somebody make a similar ranking system for posting? I want to see if I'm the worst poster in TRP rats off to ya fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jan 17, 2014 |
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rats off to ya posted:Thanks for making all of us Americans look just so incredibly stupid espnfc... You're a two tool poster at best, sorry.
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oliwan posted:Do European sports writers sound equally dumb to Americans when they write about American sports? We neatly sidestep that problem by not writing or giving a poo poo about American sports
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Hi, I'm a professional scout and when evaluating centre-forwards I weight "Defense (marking, tackling)" equally to "Finishing" and then he gives jozy 4 out of 5 for 'defense'. has he ever even filled in for 5 minutes in a defensive position? has he ever even had to man-mark anyone?
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It was probably a FM scout.
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How can they say that Jozy is "A solid starter on a top EPL club" when in real life he is not even "Starter on mid-, low-table EPL side or role player on top team"?
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I like that it "isn't a question of whether or not Altidore will make it now", followed by a mention that his stint in Holland was literally his only stint even remotely successful.
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jyrka posted:How can they say that Jozy is "A solid starter on a top EPL club" when in real life he is not even "Starter on mid-, low-table EPL side or role player on top team"? I will have you know Sunderland are on the charge to the CL. According to the same ITK immigrants are the worst thing in England and steve bruce has a face like a bag full of smashed crabs.
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bow chicka wow wow posted:Sunderland can hold MLS to ransom if he scores a couple goals (lol) in the World Cup, that's really the only way they're getting their money back on him IMO MLS actually just blocked a transfer to Philly for Mo Edu, an actual good American player, the only way big Joze brings football home is on a $100,000 annual salary or less
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Byolante posted:I will have you know Sunderland are on the charge to the CL. According to the same ITK immigrants are the worst thing in England and steve bruce has a face like a bag full of smashed crabs. Two out of three ain't bad
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Jozy Altidores classy area falling has secured him a selection for the Sunderland Mackems vs Southampton today. I'm quite excited.
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Jan 18, 2014 13:19
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This is a good idea 
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Dunban posted:"Can we get the kid some service though?? I'm hoping if Lukaku moves back to Chelsea, Martinez will pick him and get some quality football around the kid. Give him a competent midfield, and Jozy is up there with anyone." No please don't
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NeoNaoNeo posted:No please don't Jozy falling on his rear end from a high Osman cross 24/7.
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Jan 18, 2014 14:44
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hes fuckin bad
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Jan 18, 2014 14:53
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This game is a perfect example of how Altidore can't be faulted for his season. How can you succeed when you team can't get you the ball?
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Altidore on the Johnson goal is amazing. First he shambles slowly into the area during the buildup taking zero part in the game and when Johnsons shot goes in he looks away in blatant disappointment. What a child. Every game Altidore starts is 10 vs 11
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Flayer posted:Altidore on the Johnson goal is amazing. First he shambles slowly into the area during the buildup taking zero part in the game and when Johnsons shot goes in he looks away in blatant disappointment. What a child. I disagree. His run allowed for Johnson to get that lucky second goal. He took 2 defenders away. He makes runs to the end line and corner and he never gets the ball.
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The announcers durng the game this morning make me laugh. Jozy missing a ball was poor play. Fletcher doing it is unlucky. They kept criticizing his runs. I as watching him a lot off the ball and he actually makes a lot of runs but his teammates never play it, put it where he isn't going or just loft it up to him. Then everyone boos when he loses a 4v1 aerial battle. Regardless he needs to work on his body language. It looks like he gives up and yells at his teammates for mistakes. Not goin to get much love that way. He needs to get out of this situation. The team with never play a passing fluid style with these long ball players.
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Monday Bandele posted:The announcers durng the game this morning make me laugh. Jozy missing a ball was poor play. Fletcher doing it is unlucky. Wrong thread.
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Jan 18, 2014 16:34
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America runs on Dunkin.
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Destroy My Sweater posted:America runs on Dunkin. I don't think you have any proof that Jozy runs at all tbh
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Adulterous Hitler posted:This is a good idea Delicious
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Monday Bandele posted:The announcers durng the game this morning make me laugh. Jozy missing a ball was poor play. Fletcher doing it is unlucky. Please source your quotes
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Jan 18, 2014 16:51
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I don't want to live in a world where Jozy doesn't not score.
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Jan 18, 2014 18:17
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wheres the chart for his service
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Jan 18, 2014 18:32
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the chart really helps visualize how poo poo he is, thanks tbp
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Jan 18, 2014 18:50
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Chris Samba who is literally Chris Samba scored more goals as a striker than Jozy has in England.
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Jan 18, 2014 18:53
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lol the lad is absolute tripe
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Jan 18, 2014 19:52
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I'd love it if he only manages that 1 goal because it was Chelsea who he embarrassed
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Jan 18, 2014 20:02
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Ponce de Le0n posted:lol the lad is absolute tripe Don't be so negative towards tripe.
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Jan 18, 2014 20:24
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He just needs to be in real Madrid so people can ping balls at him that ricochet into the goal while he just stands or lies there like a big fat useless Jozy. With Ronaldo smashing balls off his face I'm sure he could score at least two a season.
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Jan 18, 2014 20:48
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The lad is loving garbage. What a dick.
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Von Linus posted:He just needs to be in real Madrid so people can ping balls at him that ricochet into the goal while he just stands or lies there like a big fat useless Jozy. With Ronaldo smashing balls off his face I'm sure he could score at least two a season. Its kinda funny the twisted logic of "well if he was in a better team he'd score more" because its the type of argument that you can use on any player and its totally meaningless.
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If jozy scored more the team would be better. The guy is a garbage loving fraud. A con man fleecing football fans of their money while he swans around in his fancy car earning millions for being a terrible loving literal poo poo garbage loving fraud oval office footballer. Also I dont think he does any charity work he makes it all up. loving idiot.
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Pissflaps posted:If jozy scored more the team would be better. The guy is a garbage loving fraud.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:If Jozy joined Boro, what would your response be?
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