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Good Citizen posted:it's really more a muffia than a cartel
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Sagebrush posted:A while ago someone posted this long run-on sentence about something or other (I think it was just an E/N post about stuff that had been happening in their life) and another poster commented that it sounded like a verse of "Blinded by the Light" which it absolutely did. Does anyone have that quote? The only two things I remember is that it was Fool of Sound that posted the second bit and that it was in a previous quotes thread.
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# ? May 8, 2014 18:05 |
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I think someone asked for it earlier in this thread too, or maybe the Quote/Coat/Goats thread. Aren't archives still down though? edit: PopeCrunch posted the original sentence in some LP thread. edit again: found it fool of sound has a new favorite as of 18:58 on May 8, 2014 |
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blk posted:Counselor: OK, for our next session I want you to think of a totem that symbolizes who you are - some object, icon or picture.
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fool_of_sound posted:I think someone asked for it earlier in this thread too, or maybe the Quote/Coat/Goats thread. Aren't archives still down though? Archives are broken
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Because juice is literally magic. Apparently. I don't know, I know people who religiously juice all sorts of stuff because reasons and nutrients. A lot of it goes back to wellness centers and stuff like "this particular blend of juices will cure X ailment and rebalance Y thing." It comes down to marketing; juice companies managed to convince people that juice is magic so a lot of people have glommed onto it. Darth Freddy posted:So the fact that I like V8 juice means that I will never get sick or get cancer? Lumberjack Bonanza posted:*bops a terminal, nearly skeletal kid on his deathbed*
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# ? May 9, 2014 00:50 |
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Silly things you say to your pet when no one is around.Slugworth posted:Everything in this thread, basically. Ridiculously convoluted and constantly evolving pet names, full blown conversations, and non stop singing about the wiggliness of their butts, or how Dottie is the dottiest Dotty that ever dottied.
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Travic posted:Soda is called soda because it contains a Sodium compound (Sodium Bicarbonate). flakeloaf posted:I thought it was called that because of the "pop" sound the bottles made when you opened them. cowboythreespeech posted:No, people just use the brand name to refer to any kind.
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Mans posted:You know how there's this conspiracy theory that the United States, Saudi Arabia and Russia are all agreeing on not actually doing anything serious on Iraq and Syria because the civil wars are dragging an incredible amount of Jihadists into that area to be properly spied on via satelite and die like dogs by the thousands, meaning less Taliban in Afghanistan, less fundamentalists competing with Arabia's nutcase of a Sheikdom and less Chechens willing to blow themselves up in Moscow (preferring Allepo's Mediterranean weather)?
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Cream-of-Plenty just totally surprised me with a clever turn of phrase. Gorilla Salad posted:It's ridiculous, who even pronounces sword as sword anyway omg chael crash posted:I say sword, don't know about you people. Might be an East Coast thing. Cream-of-Plenty posted:I say "s-word" because swords are a taboo concept in my culture.
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dromal phrenia posted:if koos is made admin i will probably post 'the koos is loose' a lot fyi Just something to think about Mr. Kyanka.
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# ? May 9, 2014 07:10 |
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Cygni posted:< Message:[F-serve active! Type "!killme" for access! Unlimited leech! Sharing thousands of hot hot soul crushing pics of your ex significant others in deep relationships with other people, your racist uncle implying Obama was born in North Korea, and a literal neverending supply of engagement and baby pictures to make you feel even more alone!] - SysReset2.45
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i get a kick out of shooing futurewife out of the kitchen because i'm the cook and the kitchen is man's work and no place for a lady (as evidenced by the overwhelming majority of elite chefs being men) Spooky Bear Ghost posted:whats more manly than knives fire and dead animals? MORE CURLY FRIES posted:loving another dude
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REQUESTING A QUOTE something something Parisian catacombs something something nigga have you tried LSD
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# ? May 10, 2014 00:31 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:REQUESTING A QUOTE Triticum Guzzler posted:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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# ? May 10, 2014 00:35 |
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Anyone have a link to the PI one? I'd heard of all the others but that one still managed to surprise me.
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Jesus Christ, did those things happen in meatspace? How?
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door Door door posted:Anyone have a link to the PI one? I'd heard of all the others but that one still managed to surprise me. I don't have a quote but, IIRC, one of the PI mods left a bird over a heater overnight and it died and then they probated people after posting about it.
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# ? May 10, 2014 01:10 |
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Mighty Stalker posted:Snoop Dog had been shooting up so much that when they recorded his new album he had to be propped up on one of those Hannibal Lecter things. When they held up the microphone to his face for him, Snoop dog instinctively started singing "smoke weed everyday" in a low monotone voice. After about 20 minutes, snoop dog nodded off into a junk induced coma. The recording studio autotuned it anyway, note for tortured note.
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Triskelli posted:Jesus Christ, did those things happen in meatspace? How? The internet makes you stupid.
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Triskelli posted:Jesus Christ, did those things happen in meatspace? How? All of them literally happened except the last one which is slightly exaggerated in that the skeleton was actually someone who was still alive but physically resembled a skeleton.
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I've heard about one and two, but never in detail.
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cock hero flux posted:All of them literally happened except the last one which is slightly exaggerated in that the skeleton was actually someone who was still alive but physically resembled a skeleton. The FYAD thread dedicated to following the Low Carb megathread is, post for post, completely quotable.
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Effectronica posted:jesus could kill you with a touch, being the first fist of the north star
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Squirrel Burger posted:The FYAD thread dedicated to following the Low Carb megathread is, post for post, completely quotable. Hello! I am very sorry that you are reading this page right now instead of posting hilarious comedy on the internet. I'm sure this issue will resolve itself soon. Thanks, SA Support Robot
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Kavak posted:I've heard about one and two, but never in detail.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Dear Friend, Looks like the whole site is hosed up, I can't even access YLLS.
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TetsuoTW posted:A goon tried to build a zipline for a summer camp but built it with such a steep downslope on it that it was less a zipline and more a railgun that fired children. It was a zipline that fired children directly at giant wooden posts that he wanted to wrap in mattresses to cushion their impact. Raskolnikov38 has a new favorite as of 06:53 on May 10, 2014 |
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Squirrel Burger posted:Looks like the whole site is hosed up, I can't even access YLLS. yeah heads up, if you have archives and you used that little dropdown bar to change years on a board, you won't be able to access any board until you log out and back in.
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HOW COULD YOU posted:yeah heads up, if you have archives and you used that little dropdown bar to change years on a board, you won't be able to access any board until you log out and back in. Did this, still broken.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Dear Friend, If you search for the thread URL, you can still view Google's cached versions of old threads. It's not perfect since you can only see a few pages, but it's something. cock hero flux posted:All of them literally happened except the last one which is slightly exaggerated in that the skeleton was actually someone who was still alive but physically resembled a skeleton. If it's the poster I think you're talking about, she's probably an actual skeleton by now since it was pretty obvious her addiction was going to kill her and last I heard she hasn't posted in very long time. Kimmalah has a new favorite as of 20:17 on May 10, 2014 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:It was a zipline that fired children directly at giant wooden posts that he wanted to wrap in mattresses to cushion their impact.
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Meursault Horny posted:That poo poo looks Treepunk as hell
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Kimmalah posted:If it's the poster I think you're talking about, she's probably an actual skeleton by now since it was pretty obvious her addiction was going to kill her and last I heard she hasn't posted in very long time.
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:She hasn't posted since February and she was slamming dirty junk into her muscles because her veins were all ruined. She's probably fine. WELL IF ONLY SHE HAD TAKEN A TON OF LSD SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE obviously man
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:She hasn't posted since February and she was slamming dirty junk into her muscles because her veins were all ruined. She's probably fine. I don't know, I don't exactly follow TCC and last post I saw was from last June or something.
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Kimmalah posted:If it's the poster I think you're talking about, she's probably an actual skeleton by now since it was pretty obvious her addiction was going to kill her and last I heard she hasn't posted in very long time. Yes, her. A former mod told her to try LSD to get off her addiction, and that rehab was bad.
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Someone's gonna have to post a breakdown of each of those you guys
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Honestly surprised the goon who convinced other goons that rubbing cum on your face acts as a pheromone to attract women isnt on there. Other goons willingly lathered their faces up with spunk and tried to chat up women. however i've never actually seen the thread this happened in does anyone have a link to it, at this point i think its probably a joke right? Something that definitely happened was, proposal: a mod challenge to poo poo on a dreamcast Reality: goons don't believe the op, they think he just poured beans on a dream cast so scores of goons set about showing him how its really done and begin submitting nintendos and ps2s full of poo poo to the thread, goons even begin cumming on remote controls, another begins blowing them up. Ponce de Le0n has a new favorite as of 00:58 on May 11, 2014 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Something that definitely happened was, proposal: a mod challenge to poo poo on a dreamcast If I'm not mistaken, that's the thread in which someone lost a fingat.
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