- deep dish peat moss
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holy poo poo
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Jun 7, 2014 22:02
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 03:31
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- Captain No-mates
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ask her if she likes magic cards
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Jun 7, 2014 22:06
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- i am he
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post pics
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Jun 7, 2014 22:06
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- deep dish peat moss
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I think I'm gonna hit her up
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Jun 7, 2014 22:07
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- Captain No-mates
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I think I'm gonna hit her up
put a baby in her and call it nomates
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Jun 7, 2014 22:09
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- deep dish peat moss
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We have a 95% match and 5% enemy so I think I might be getting married soon, all.
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Jun 7, 2014 22:13
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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We have a 95% match and 5% enemy so I think I might be getting married soon, all.
everyone has a "95% match" it means nothing
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Jun 7, 2014 22:14
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- Disco_Bandit
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I once found my girlfriend from kindergarten on facebook
she's wildly more successful and happy than I am
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Jun 7, 2014 22:20
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- El Spider
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let us know if the pussy still taste good a decade later
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Jun 7, 2014 22:21
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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my first girl friend, this gorgeous Colombian girl, has only gotten hotter over the years and it just drives my boner up a wall knowing that she's 400 miles away so there's very little chance of us boning
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Jun 7, 2014 22:23
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- deep dish peat moss
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let us know if the pussy still taste good a decade later
Like a fine wine, it has probably aged well.
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Jun 7, 2014 22:25
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- deep dish peat moss
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Once I looked up the girl I had a crush on in 4th grade on Facebook and she's a trashy meth head now
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Jun 7, 2014 22:25
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- Bloodfart McCoy
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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Back in high school, did she know you guys were dating?
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Jun 7, 2014 22:40
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- Disco_Bandit
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Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.
don't sass me we were in love!!
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Jun 7, 2014 22:43
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- deep dish peat moss
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Back in high school, did she know you guys were dating?
Yeah she was the first girl I ever kissed
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Jun 7, 2014 22:53
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- something9999
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Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.
This is true for me
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Jun 7, 2014 22:56
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- i am he
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ask her to go on a date to a corn restaurant and tlel her you'll show her the "corn trick"
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Jun 7, 2014 22:57
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- deep dish peat moss
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you never kissed your mom or your grandma? you are a very uncaring son I hope you at least get them some nice flowers for mothers day
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sigs4lyfe
Nope I only ever met my grandma twice and my family isn't very affectionate
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Jun 7, 2014 22:58
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- nvm no cake
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pics pls
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Jun 7, 2014 23:11
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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its stuff in stuff time don juan
go for it
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Jun 7, 2014 23:15
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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the only one he didnt marry
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Jun 7, 2014 23:16
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- deep dish peat moss
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okcupid also made me realize I'm way cuter than I thought I was b/c a bunch of cuties keep messaging me and all the "similar attractiveness rating" matches are girls I would have thought were way too good looking for me
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jun 7, 2014
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Jun 7, 2014 23:40
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Here comes
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okcupid also made me realize I'm way cuter than I thought I was b/c a bunch of cuties keep messaging me and all the "similar attractiveness rating" matches are girls I would have thought were way too good looking for me
this does not bode well for me
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Jun 8, 2014 00:10
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- deep dish peat moss
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are... are you trying to get with me Illegal Carrot??
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Jun 8, 2014 00:12
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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are... are you trying to get with me Illegal Carrot??
i'll give you a hint: we're a 95% match, 5% enemies
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Jun 8, 2014 00:15
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- deep dish peat moss
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I have similar attractiveness ratings to this girl and honestly I do not believe it
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Jun 8, 2014 00:18
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- deep dish peat moss
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i'll give you a hint: we're a 95% match, 5% enemies
Do you wanna get married soon, maybe?
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Jun 8, 2014 00:22
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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post your pics here for us to judge instead of posting those of some poor random girl
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Jun 8, 2014 01:23
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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this is going straight into goonlulz
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Jun 8, 2014 01:37
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 03:31
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- deep dish peat moss
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Ugly goon says he's ugly and proves it, Goonlulz-worthy
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Jun 8, 2014 01:38
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