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holy poo poo

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Captain No-mates


ask her if she likes magic cards

i am he


post pics

Iggy Koopa

happy halloween


have babies with her but no more than 2

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I think I'm gonna hit her up

Iggy Koopa

happy halloween


please dont hit women

Captain No-mates


Funnypost Collabo posted:

I think I'm gonna hit her up

put a baby in her and call it nomates

Iggy Koopa

happy halloween


Captain No-mates posted:

put a baby in her and call it nomates sid vicious

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We have a 95% match and 5% enemy so I think I might be getting married soon, all.

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


Funnypost Collabo posted:

We have a 95% match and 5% enemy so I think I might be getting married soon, all.

everyone has a "95% match" it means nothing

bawbzilla

I once found my girlfriend from kindergarten on facebook

she's wildly more successful and happy than I am

Los Lobos



let us know if the pussy still taste good a decade later

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


my first girl friend, this gorgeous Colombian girl, has only gotten hotter over the years and it just drives my boner up a wall knowing that she's 400 miles away so there's very little chance of us boning

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


bawbzilla posted:

I once found my girlfriend from kindergarten on facebook

she's wildly more successful and happy than I am

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.

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El Spider posted:

let us know if the pussy still taste good a decade later

Like a fine wine, it has probably aged well.

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Once I looked up the girl I had a crush on in 4th grade on Facebook and she's a trashy meth head now

Bloodfart McCoy

We have such sights to show you. Come with us. Taste our pleasures.


Back in high school, did she know you guys were dating?

bawbzilla

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.

don't sass me we were in love!!

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.



__________
sigs4lyfe

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Back in high school, did she know you guys were dating?

Yeah she was the first girl I ever kissed

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Yeah she was the first girl I ever kissed

you never kissed your mom or your grandma? you are a very uncaring son I hope you at least get them some nice flowers for mothers day

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sigs4lyfe

Ordrakon


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.

This is true for me

i am he


ask her to go on a date to a corn restaurant and tlel her you'll show her the "corn trick"

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RaIp posted:

you never kissed your mom or your grandma? you are a very uncaring son I hope you at least get them some nice flowers for mothers day

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sigs4lyfe


Nope I only ever met my grandma twice and my family isn't very affectionate

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*

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Nope I only ever met my grandma twice and my family isn't very affectionate



__________
sigs4lyfe

The Green Calx


pics pls

CAT BRUSH

He's circlin' round my ankle
He's circlin' round my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty won't you come inside



its stuff in stuff time don juan

go for it

Arnold of Soissons





the only one he didnt marry

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okcupid also made me realize I'm way cuter than I thought I was b/c a bunch of cuties keep messaging me and all the "similar attractiveness rating" matches are girls I would have thought were way too good looking for me

Funnypost Collabo fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2014 around 22:42

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


Funnypost Collabo posted:

okcupid also made me realize I'm way cuter than I thought I was b/c a bunch of cuties keep messaging me and all the "similar attractiveness rating" matches are girls I would have thought were way too good looking for me

this does not bode well for me

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are... are you trying to get with me Illegal Carrot??

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


Funnypost Collabo posted:

are... are you trying to get with me Illegal Carrot??

i'll give you a hint: we're a 95% match, 5% enemies

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I have similar attractiveness ratings to this girl and honestly I do not believe it

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Illegal Carrot posted:

i'll give you a hint: we're a 95% match, 5% enemies

Do you wanna get married soon, maybe?

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


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I have similar attractiveness ratings to this girl and honestly I do not believe it



i can't believe ur that ugly either

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


post your pics here for us to judge instead of posting those of some poor random girl

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this was my main pic at the time and you can see why I'm surprised to be compared to even moderately attractive girls



then I switched to this ugly pic w/ my dog and the messages started flowing in?



Waht the hell

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


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this was my main pic at the time and you can see why I'm surprised to be compared to even moderately attractive girls



ugh ew

Illegal Carrot

be happy,
and
sample the buffet


this is going straight into goonlulz

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Ugly goon says he's ugly and proves it, Goonlulz-worthy

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