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I've worked plenty of awful jobs where cleaning the bathrooms was one of my duties. It never fails that there's at least one female who says they shouldn't have to clean the men's room, because we're so gross. Then I tell them that I've never walked into a men's room, and thought a hatchet murder must have taken place. That usually wins the argument for me. Be thankful that horrible scene predated cellphone cameras. Whoever committed that atrocity must have left that bathroom a quart low. Oh, and gently caress you, OP. How am I supposed to uphold the Patriarchy, if I sit down to pee?
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 06:21 |
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Clitch posted:I've worked plenty of awful jobs where cleaning the bathrooms was one of my duties. It never fails that there's at least one female who says they shouldn't have to clean the men's room, because we're so gross. Then I tell them that I've never walked into a men's room, and thought a hatchet murder must have taken place. That usually wins the argument for me. you missed an opportunity to make it so that only women have to clean the women's bathroom you won the argument, but you lost the war
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:36 |
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once i walked into the office bathroom and there was a guy at the urinal. w/e i'll just use the stall. its a handicap stall and the stall door is open so i push it and walk right in, and there's a guy standing like 4 feet away from the toilet with his dick out grinning like a motherfucker, spraying piss in a big arc into the toilet. first thought: who doesn't close the loving door while long-distance pissing? second thought: 4 feet? what is this, amateur hour?
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 13:23 |
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I do all my peeing in the shower for the ultimate in clean, no mess pissing
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 13:29 |
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I don't get why men and women don't just urinate outside. Urinating in a toilet is a waste of water.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 13:33 |
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i pee standing up all over your things OP
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 13:34 |
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Careful about sitting or bendyman will get your butt Unless you kill you're family
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 13:57 |
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i pee within myself so I don't have to pee without
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 15:03 |
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sometimes I pee on my balls what should I do about that op
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 15:30 |
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Fishy Joe posted:sometimes I pee on my balls what should I do about that op grow a bigger dick
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 15:40 |
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a lot of toilets sucks because if you're not careful your dick will touch the porcelain inside the bowl and that's gross
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 15:41 |
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Robo Reagan posted:a lot of toilets sucks because if you're not careful your dick will touch the porcelain inside the bowl and that's gross sometimes when i'm feeling naughty i'll push my urethra against the porcelain underside of the rim
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:03 |
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The funny thing is the only reason the front of the porcelain would be "gross" is from other men's dicks touching it
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:15 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The funny thing is the only reason the front of the porcelain would be "gross" is from other men's dicks touching it
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:16 |
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How am I supposed to piss on a piss bottom sitting down??
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:24 |
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if you pee while sitting down a few ml will always be stuck in your urethra until you stand up and put your boxers on which will then be soiled just a little now your gross dick gets to sit in that hot cotton/acryl/piss mix until the next time you take a leak and add some fresh piss should you ever trick a lady into taking off your boxers to gain access to your penis her face will be closer to your dick than yours is on a day to day basis and she might refuse to touch it, let alone put it in her mouth
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:30 |
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That's why you shake brah
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:34 |
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Bread Set Jettison posted:grow a bigger dick
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:41 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The funny thing is the only reason the front of the porcelain would be "gross" is from other men's dicks touching it splashback from the constant stream of turds and piss are also contributors to the "gross" factor
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:55 |
Chris Awful posted:I don't get why men and women don't just urinate outside. Urinating in a toilet is a waste of water. i always defecate on my crops. anything else is a waste of fertilizer.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:04 |
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I used to be too fat to pee sitting down Couldn't get my dick in the toilet It feels so nice to sit down now
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:04 |
you irl posted:sometimes when i'm feeling naughty i'll push my urethra against the porcelain underside of the rim don't do it this is a good way to get a case of the water bears 10,000 of these dudes runnin wild all in your piss tract https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:14 |
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extremophile tardigrades are about the only thing that can live in the vicinity of my toxic urethra
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:34 |
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A real man has to piss standing up. Gotta mark one's territory.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:43 |
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another good reason to pee standing up is if an assailant busts into the bathroom you can turn and pee in their eye, temporarily blinding them and allowing you to protect your homestead
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:52 |
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OP do you have more than one urethra? That could explain your aiming problem
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 20:24 |
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old dog child posted:OP do you have more than one urethra? That could explain your aiming problem How many are you supposed to have?
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 02:57 |
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redshirt posted:How many are you supposed to have? I had three last I checked
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 03:06 |