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I say bear. Bears can take forever to kill you and they like to eat your face and groin first.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:27 |
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Snakes
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:29 |
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Ant's or any small swarming insect.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:30 |
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dude who cares
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:31 |
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A single butterfly
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:31 |
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any kind of bird, as birds are loving lame. lol.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:31 |
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You're mom (you are mom)
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:32 |
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Cucking Mama posted:dude who cares
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:32 |
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"yeah he lost his eyes in a fight with a peacocck" - ur friends describing ur life after being mauled by a loving bird. lmao.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:33 |
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Probably like a bever they eat your wood first.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:34 |
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chimpanzee
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:35 |
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Imagine you're diving or something (because you're trying to pretend you're an interesting person who does stuff like diving) and then a colossal squid just up and grabs you. That's pretty hosed up.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:36 |
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is this "worst" as in "excruciatingly painful and slow" or "worst" as in "exceptionally embarrassing"? I vote "flamingo"
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:36 |
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jungle bunnies
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:36 |
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i hope a snail eats me, a single snail. a garden snail too. loving snails like gently caress this poo poo, and eats vines and poo poo instead. gently caress
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:37 |
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a turtle duh
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:38 |
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person
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:38 |
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a cow.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:38 |
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don't worry mate it happens to the best of us: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22707094
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:38 |
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My college professor's sister was eaten by a mountain lion true story
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:40 |
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i'm changing my vote to racoons.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:40 |
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loving snails, I changed my vote to grasshoppers
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:41 |
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Bacteria
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:43 |
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Komodo dragon. They bite you and then just sort of follow you around waiting for the bacteria to kill you like the bitch you are.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:44 |
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catpowerd posted:Komodo dragon. They bite you and then just sort of follow you around waiting for the bacteria to kill you like the bitch you are. wrong they found out they are venomous.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:44 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:wrong they found out they are venomous. Seriously? Oh man, they are even cooler now.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:45 |
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BlueChocolate posted:I say bear. Bears can take forever to kill you and they like to eat your face and groin first. They nibble. They'll rip and tear a few fleshy areas (thigh, throat, abdomen) then take off to walk their territory, making sure no other bears are around to share you with. Then they lumber back either to snack some more, or to drag you away to a safer lunch area. It's a slow, hideously painful death and the worst thing is, there's no reasoning with them. You can talk till you're blue in what's left of your face, and they'll just ignore you. Threaten them, bribe them, insult their cubs...they just keep eating you. After a while you just throw up your hands, well, your stumps actually and you say, "gently caress it! Go ahead. Eat me you overgrown wolverine!". You might get a look from them if you use that wolverine comment. Bears. gently caress'em.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:46 |
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catpowerd posted:Seriously? Oh man, they are even cooler now. too lazy to link anything you go look they found out after finding fresh intact dead komodo for study.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:46 |
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Ants probably.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:46 |
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jarvis cocker posted:person it's this. a bear won't cut off your penis and fry it up for dinner while you're still alive. a german might, though
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:47 |
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Guy Fleegman posted:They nibble. They'll rip and tear a few fleshy areas (thigh, throat, abdomen) then take off to walk their territory, making sure no other bears are around to share you with. Then they lumber back either to snack some more, or to drag you away to a safer lunch area. It's a slow, hideously painful death and the worst thing is, there's no reasoning with them. You can talk till you're blue in what's left of your face, and they'll just ignore you. Threaten them, bribe them, insult their cubs...they just keep eating you. After a while you just throw up your hands, well, your stumps actually and you say, "gently caress it! Go ahead. Eat me you overgrown wolverine!". You might get a look from them if you use that wolverine comment. Bears. gently caress'em. just buy a .454 casull.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:47 |
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catpowerd posted:Seriously? Oh man, they are even cooler now. they also found out that they are actually capable of flight
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:47 |
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There's a YouTube of a Komodo killing and eating a small deer, super disturbing. After waiting for it to die from poison it stuck its head inside the abdomin and ate all the organs first
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:49 |
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naem posted:There's a YouTube of a Komodo killing and eating a small deer, super disturbing. After waiting for it to die from poison it stuck its head inside the abdomin and ate all the organs first its like that hyena vid of it just ripping out an elephants butt?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:49 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Ants probably. I love ants, and so does my cat, army ants are the best, the other ants are dicks. Army ants walk the floors and kill everything, and drag it out to the pear tree, happens every year, and my pear tree is aphid free, and army ants
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:49 |
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:49 |
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a midget
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:50 |
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:51 |
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is this reddit?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 07:52 |
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scientist are now also saying that constrictors kill their food by increasing thier blood pressure till their brains organs etc rupture, instead of strangulation. That'd kinda suck.
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