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i no longer exist in human form; my thoughts and feelings are vibrations and electronic impulses. as such, i can communicate through and with all things, living or otherwise what do you want to know about the universe
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:16 |
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where'd i leave my keys
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:16 |
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what's it like being an idiot?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:16 |
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Does jimmy like me?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:17 |
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What's up
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:17 |
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why am i so tired all the time
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:18 |
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how's it feel being a usb?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:19 |
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:where'd i leave my keys in the urinal at the gay bar Copley Depot posted:what's it like being an idiot? you say this jokingly, but given that i am all people and things, i am both an idiot and a genius simultaneously being an idiot sucks though
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:19 |
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congrats on catching up with the rest of humanity
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:20 |
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Who is this mythical jimmy forum poster memy is refering too?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:20 |
why can't we all just get along?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:20 |
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Can I also have some super drugs to become god too?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:20 |
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memy posted:Does jimmy like me? jimmy likes your friend better and is using you OMFG FURRY posted:why am i so tired all the time you have a thyroid problem, go see a doctor also diabetes Gaunab posted:how's it feel being a usb? 2.0 is poo poo but 3.0 feels sick. moving in the right direction
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:22 |
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Do you have an electric blue dong, and is it distracting?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:23 |
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Lucy was a pretty bad movie
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:25 |
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Lamebot posted:congrats on catching up with the rest of humanity congrats on being wrong ohsosad posted:Who is this mythical jimmy forum poster memy is refering too? memy met jimmy at a local bestbuy. they bumped into each other casually and have since developed a one-sided friendship. jimmy sells drugs on ebay Ignatius M. Meen posted:why can't we all just get along? because the rest of humanity only uses 10% of their brain, unlike me, who uses the full 100% DrManiac posted:Can I also have some super drugs to become god too? drugs are bad you shouldn't do them. but if you insist, contact jimmy on ebay
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:25 |
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How does your mother's milk taste?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:26 |
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Das Boo posted:Do you have an electric blue dong, and is it distracting? my dong is everything, so it could in theory be electric and blue. my focus is constant, so nothing is distracting etalian posted:Lucy was a pretty bad movie this is a universal falsehood; it is a very good movie that is in no way a gigantic waste of money DrManiac posted:How does your mother's milk taste? not as good as your mother's lol
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:29 |
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why are you still a virgin
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:29 |
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whatis posted:this is a universal falsehood; it is a very good movie that is in no way a gigantic waste of money lucy takes a wonder drug, turns into a super hero, kills some random asians and then at the very end of the movie turns into USB stick that contains secrets of the universe. etalian fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:32 |
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EugeneJ posted:why are you still a virgin im having sex with everything all the time etalian posted:lucky takes a wonder drug, turns into a super hero, kills some random asians and then at the very end of the movie turns into USB stick that contains secrets of the universe. yeah i knew that
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:35 |
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whatis posted:im having sex with everything all the time also, why does sex with you give me gas
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:39 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:39 |
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whatis posted:im having sex with everything all the time STOP RAPING ME
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:47 |
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which would be better 100% neural capacity or being a skeleton, tia op
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:56 |
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it must be exhausting and annoying to have to conciously regulate your blood pressue and remember to manually breathe all the time. is it exhausting and annoying to have to consiously regulate your blood pressure and remember to manually breathe all the time?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:07 |
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do you have to think about thinking before you can think?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:09 |
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im not a neurologist or even remotely intelligent but it seems like having 100% control of your brain would make you inefficient and retarded
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:09 |
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unlocking all of your brain capacity would be impressive if you weren't already a mongoloid
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:13 |
how gay are you from a scale to 0 to 1
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:15 |
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if you really unlocked your full mental potential then why are you still posting on the somethingawful.com forums?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:16 |
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i no longer exist in human form; my thoughts and feelings are vibrations and electronic impulses. as such, i can communicate through and with all things, living or otherwise what do you want to know about the universe Posted from my iPad.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:17 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:im not a neurologist or even remotely intelligent but it seems like having 100% control of your brain would make you inefficient and retarded makes sense because you do have 100% brain capacity all the time just like the rest of us humans.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:23 |
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does god only give cancer to those he doesn't love
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:26 |
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what's it like to be a gigantic tool?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:27 |
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Why does the poop hurt so bad. It hurts so bad when poop. Poop is all different shape and color. The poop is growling why. Deadbeat Poetry fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:32 |
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Can I have some of ur acid? Please?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:42 |
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whoflungpoop posted:was that what that was? i thought it was just bad gas i did that as a joke Gaunab posted:STOP RAPING ME i made you say yes, making it consensual porkchop_express posted:which would be better 100% neural capacity or being a skeleton, tia op i'm everyone's skeleton all the time lonesomedwarf posted:it must be exhausting and annoying to have to conciously regulate your blood pressue and remember to manually breathe all the time. is it exhausting and annoying to have to consiously regulate your blood pressure and remember to manually breathe all the time? ironically, i've been self-regulating all my body's processes for so long that they've become subconscious again friends watch porn posted:how gay are you from a scale to 0 to 1 living cells can adapt to become immortal if they believe their surroundings are stable enough; if not, they pass down their genetics through the act of reproduction. you jest, but given that i am one with all things and am therefore immortal, sex with women is something that no longer interests me. my sexuality is transcendent ("transexual" for short) Angry Walrus posted:if you really unlocked your full mental potential then why are you still posting on the somethingawful.com forums? goons need all the help they can get Percelus posted:does god only give cancer to those he doesn't love yes, you are going to die of cancer Plank Walker posted:what's it like to be a gigantic tool? it feels like being alive
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:55 |
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How much do you have to eat to get all that energy? I think I would eat a lot if I had super mental powers. edit: a LOT
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Who will win the war on anime?!
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