Premier League Matchday Thread 23/8 - 25/8 (not a rapist or a paedophile)

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sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

cunts the lot of them

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:31

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# ? May 5, 2024 09:41

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

Lol

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:31

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Frankston posted:

Villa are strong contenders for the Last on MotD trophy again this season

The City game was sick last season

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:31

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

i'd keep a $150 ball if it came to me

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:31

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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Frankston posted:

Villa are strong contenders for the Last on MotD trophy again this season

just wait until roy starts putting boots up arses

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:31

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Lol

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:31

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Haha gently caress off Newcastle

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:31

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

loving mong

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:32

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

Faiir on Williamson to just head off without any bullshit. Nice change of pace compared to watching Madrid - Atletico last night lol

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:32

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Poor Ayoze

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:32

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Is it really a free kick if you run straight at a bloke who has no chance of getting out of the way?

You deserve to get smashed imo

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:33

Al2001: Apr 7, 2007; You've gone through at the back

Pleat the last man in the world to not realise Roy Keane has a beard now

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:33

oilcheck my ass: Mar 8, 2006; Well, hello ladies.

I woke up at 5:45 and this is what I got out of it.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:33

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Lmao ayoze getting subbed on and subbed off

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:33

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

it's pouring

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:35

Adnar: Jul 11, 2002

FFS I ended switching over to Scottish football instead of this. SCOTTISH.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:36

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

#iwokeupforthis

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:36

meat CRime: Jun 12, 2010; ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage; Grimey Drawer

feh

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:36

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

God rightly deciding to drown everyone involved.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:37

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

nobody wins

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:37

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

I'll take a point. Gabby and Weimann are absolute dogshit and I wish they'd gently caress off.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:38

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

the bore draw to end all bore draws. at least our defense has been fantastic

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:38

kcer: May 28, 2004; Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

lol Williamson had a loving mare of a game

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:40

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

kcer posted:

lol Williamson had a loving mare of a game

i thought he did pretty well defensively, just had that big miss and then picked up two cards late on but overall solid performance for the majority of the match

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:42

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

quote:

Swansea City to face Burnley: Fabianski, Rangel, Amat, Williams (C), Taylor, Ki, Shelvey, Dyer, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Bony.

Swansea subs: Tremmel, Bartley, Tiendalli, Richards, Montero, Sheehan, Gomis

Burnley team at the Liberty: Heaton, Arfield, Mee, Jones, Shackell (C), Marney, Trippier, Ings, Taylor, Jutkiewicz, Duff.

Swansea City perhaps unsurprisingly unchanged from Old Trafford.

No Fernandez or Carroll, which doesn't surprise me.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:43

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker: If Aston Villa against Newcastle is one of the first three games tonight it will be the worst MOTD in the show's 50-year history.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:44

military cervix: Dec 24, 2006; Hey guys

Chelsea line-up v Leicester: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard; D Costa.

Subs: Cech, Zouma, F Luis, Mikel, Ramires, Willian, Drogba.

Lol Torres isn't even on the bench.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:45

Dekko: May 23, 2007

We would've lost that game 3-0 last year so ill take the point and clean sheet thankyouverymuch.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:45

Sauska: Sep 12, 2012

https://twitter.com/OfficialFOXES/statuses/503164799908597761

poor planning this

e: Text Version
Schmeichel, De Laet, Morgan, Moore, Konchesky, Mahrez, King, Hammond, Schlupp, Ulloa, Nugent.

Subs: Hamer, Albrighton, Hopper, Taylor-Fletcher, Knockaert, Wasilewski, Wood.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:47

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

It was lost in the boring drudgery of the Villa/Castle game but these are the lineups for Palace/West Ham

quote:

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Kelly, Hangeland, Delaney, Ward, Bannan, Jedinak, Ledley, Bolasie, Chamakh, Campbell.

Subs: Hennessey, Mariappa, McCarthy, O'Keefe, Jonny Williams, Murray, Gayle.

West Ham United: Adrian, O'Brien, Reid, Tomkins, Cresswell, Downing, Kouyate, Noble, Vaz Te, Zarate, Cole.

Subs: Jaaskelainen, Demel, Poyet, Morrison, Diame, Valencia, Sakho

Nolan has apparently injured his shoulder so cool and good striker Mauro Zarate is taking his rightful place. Not happy about Cole and Vaz Te starting again but baby-steps.

Also, maximum phwoars at West Ham's bench. Haven't seen a West Ham bench that strong in years.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:49

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Lmao pardew's little happy dance

http://www.espnfc.us/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/1998491/alan-pardews-winning-smile

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:51

Mean Baby: May 28, 2005

Should I watch chelsea - Leicester or WBA - South Hampton?

Am I insane for leaning towards the latter?

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:54

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

NNick posted:

Should I watch chelsea - Leicester or WBA - South Hampton?

Am I insane for leaning towards the latter?

They're both going to be dire imo

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:55

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

NNick posted:

Should I watch chelsea - Leicester or WBA - South Hampton?

Am I insane for leaning towards the latter?

There's more potential for hilarity in the former. The latter will probably be a better game.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:56

tie-dye my titties: Jun 14, 2014; by WE B Boo-ourgeois

haha the villa are shite and are going down

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:56

saihttam: Apr 15, 2006; Enter sadman

Im watching them both phwoar

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:57

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

i think i will be watching the chelsea match hmmmm

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:58

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

nerd death screech posted:

haha the villa are shite and are going down

Top of the league mate

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:59

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

Mauro, what the gently caress have you done to your hair?

# ? Aug 23, 2014 14:59

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Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

Frankston posted:

Top of the league mate

Bah, they've not even got the traditional 40 points to be safe yet.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 15:00

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