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My cat will only lie in a north-sorth orientation. I have tried adjusting its position to face a different direction and the cat becomes very uncomfortable before standing and laying down in a new spot, still in a north-south orientation. Nothing I do seems capable of changing this behavior. For instance, I rotated the chair the cat always napped on but now its sleeping on the couch instead. It adjusted seamlessly to its new spot, to conform to its strange rule. I've done some other tricks but to no avail. is this something i should be concerned about? i think it is but i dont know.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:01 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:23 |
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Press cat's nose to reboot to factory settings.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:03 |
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What you should do is reorient yourself in the same axis. The beast is clearly on to something
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:03 |
it's trying to show you the way to a leprechauns' pot of gold, take it on a walk and watch which way its head is pointing when it decides to lay down and then go that way until it stares at the ground when it lays down
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:03 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:it's trying to show you the way to a leprechauns' pot of gold, take it on a walk and watch which way its head is pointing when it decides to lay down and then go that way until it stares at the ground when it lays down how would the cat know this?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:05 |
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Sekenr posted:What you should do is reorient yourself in the same axis. The beast is clearly on to something Incorrect procedure. Refer to cat manual: Hover body horizontally above cat, at fixed rate of rotation for maximum UMLAU-T energy conversion.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:06 |
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it's facing mecca, you should let your cat pray peacefully, inshallah
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:07 |
Tiler Kiwi posted:how would the cat know this? you're kidding right? cats know how to vanish into thin air so why wouldn't it know other supernatural things?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:07 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:you're kidding right? cats know how to vanish into thin air so why wouldn't it know other supernatural things? Please report all invisible cats to your local Pussy-Patrol secret police operative.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:10 |
Spacedad posted:Please report all invisible cats to your local Pussy-Patrol secret police operative. i've tried this, the little bastards get warning somehow and always appear like nothing's happened when the po po actually show up
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:12 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:i've tried this, the little bastards get warning somehow and always appear like nothing's happened when the po po actually show up They have a tough job, catching pussy in the act. Try opening an emergency jar of 1970's lemonade adverts for feline distraction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8kwZy75Yc
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:15 |
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poked cat in nose as advised: cat made funny face for a moment, but did not change position.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:20 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:poked cat in nose as advised: cat made funny face for a moment, but did not change position. Facial interface indicates problem has been resolved. Cat is now facing in correct posture; magnetic alignment of earth has been reversed.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:44 |
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your cat is full of magnets
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:56 |
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What does your cat think of trains?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:58 |
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cat is currently curled up, i dont know how to judge this
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:02 |
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One cat always lies (north south) The other always tells the truth
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:03 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:cat is currently curled up, i dont know how to judge this ABORT! ABORT! MISSION COMPROMISED! Deploying Grandma unit in chopper for immediate extraction. Activate cookie-shaped skyhook over glass of milk.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:07 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:cat is currently curled up, i dont know how to judge this Dude, you're supposed to boop it on the nose, not poke it. It's obviously crashed now and you'll just have to let it reboop in it's own time.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:13 |
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your cat is in line with the universe
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:15 |
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dont forget to turn your cat over halfway through its nap
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:15 |
Tiler Kiwi posted:cat is currently curled up, i dont know how to judge this you missed your chance to find the pot of gold, the leprechaun moved it somewhere the cat has never been
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:38 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:cat is currently curled up, i dont know how to judge this It is now safe to turn off your cat
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:39 |
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cat sounds faulty suggest trading it in for a real pet like a dog or six rats
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:44 |
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gently adjust the cat toward the full moon
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:46 |
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Cat is maximizing sun exposure due to insufficient opportunities for photosynthesis throughout the house
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:51 |
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do you think getting another cat might help? i dont want two cats with the same issue, though.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:54 |
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register your cat online and receive free technical support
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:55 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:do you think getting another cat might help? i dont want two cats with the same issue, though. If they are magnetized in opposite directions you could spin them and generate electricity east-west
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:56 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:do you think getting another cat might help? i dont want two cats with the same issue, though. Actually, if you gently bump your cat's nose up against the nose of another cat, they should recalibrate.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 11:56 |
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*pokes cat with a wrench, chews thoughtfully* yea ahve seen this befoah, happens from time ta time with this model, gonna hav ta order in a part from the distributor, take abou six weeks
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 12:02 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:do you think getting another cat might help? i dont want two cats with the same issue, though. Tune your television to channel 467 and hit the 'pause' button. Turn brightness and contrast up to max, and change color balance until screen is saturated pink. Position you cat in front of a television screen comfortably and relaxed. Stand/crouch/scuttle-crawl/lay near your cat in such a way that you are staring at the cat's body or head partly obscuring the screen. Stare sufficiently until your eyes have burned in the saturation of the screen. Now quickly look away and shut your eyes. You will see a cat-shaped after-image. Open your eyes and look next to your cat. You now will have access to twice your cat's capabilities. This is a technique known as feline overclocking. Be careful that your pussy does not overheat whilst attempting this. Keep glasses of R. White's lemonade within arm's reach.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 12:34 |
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My cat alternates between acting like I don't exist unless she wants out and never leaving my side/insisting on lying on my chest and/or head. Is this a factory issue?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 12:40 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:My cat alternates between acting like I don't exist unless she wants out and never leaving my side/insisting on lying on my chest and/or head. Is this a factory issue? Common problem. Feline operating correctly but you are phasing in/out of reality. See your local Burger Church deacon for surgical beef-injection. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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