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SaltyJesus posted:Could somebody try to explain the appeal of Doctor Who. Is it the standard nerd thing where length is mistaken for depth? Some people like different things than other people. If you can't understand this you are worse than any nerd. just about everyone I encounter is in to some lame thing or another like old sitcoms or abba records and I'm no social butterfly, how anyone can be an adult and not understand their tastes are not an objective measure of quality do you just never talk to anyone or something
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SaltyJesus posted:Could somebody try to explain the appeal of Doctor Who. Is it the standard nerd thing where length is mistaken for depth? dr who is a show where a magic space wizard travels through time and fights sentients hoverounds with plungers taped to the front of them and then whenever the actor playing him asks for more money they fire him and say that he looks different now because he uses his wizard powers I have never watched an episode but i did read that weird fanfiction some goon wrote about a man whose girlfriend is a paving slab with a woman's face on it selling her into prostitution so I consider myself an authority on it
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Acne Rain posted:Some people like different things than other people. Eh, I think the spirit of the question was "what is it about this show that makes it so completely unavoidable that I have no choice but to encounter Dr. Who stuff if I dare browse the Internet?" The answer is, of course, the fans. Everybody likes some lame-rear end poo poo or another, but decent people don't shove it in everyone's faces all the goddamn time and/or make it part of their identity.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Everybody likes some lame-rear end poo poo or another, but decent people don't shove it in everyone's faces all the goddamn time and/or make it part of their identity.
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Let's stop this derail here with some classics.WET BUTT posted:was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think --- the heebie-gbs posted:chitin (\ˈkī-tən\) does not rhyme with hidden. infrateal you slantrhyming scrub Infrateal posted:my verse, much like my ballsack, dangles free as the wind the heebie-gbs posted:the wind, like my ballsack, caresses your face Infrateal posted:my ballsack, unlike your face, has been caressed by something other than wind the heebie-gbs posted:my wind, unlike your ballsack, has never broken loudly in public to the horror of everyone around me
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SaltyJesus posted:Let's stop this derail here with some classics. Oh my god
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SaltyJesus posted:Could somebody try to explain the appeal of Doctor Who. Is it the standard nerd thing where length is mistaken for depth? Mindless adventure romp entertainment. If I want to sit down, disengage my brain and have fun Dr. Who works well for that. But I'm not going to pretend the average episode has any more depth than a pudding cup. And anyone who calls themself a whovian is a jackass.
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Rhymenoserous posted:Mindless adventure romp entertainment. If I want to sit down, disengage my brain and have fun Dr. Who works well for that. But I'm not going to pretend the average episode has any more depth than a pudding cup. Thanks, I thought this was the Quotes thread for a second.
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Infrateal vs. heebie-gbs is a classic for the ages.
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Speaking of classics, this thread needs to be posted periodically in all SA quote threads: I think I recieved a Virus whilst browsing the Wrestlehut?
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glowing-fish posted:Well, I don't live in suburban Indiana and do most of my socializing at megachurches and Olive Gardens, so pretty often, actually. I mean, my first question isn't "what sites are you a member of", but when I am talking to other young, net-savvy people, we sometimes discuss websites we frequent.
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TetsuoTW posted:Infrateal vs. heebie-gbs is a classic for the ages. The "faggots are bundles of sticks" was my favorite.
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naem posted:Yes let's fill in the bay, the thing that makes the bay area pretty and desirable naem posted:WELCOME TO AREA
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pentyne posted:The "faggots are bundles of sticks" was my favorite. This one? quote:in world war I primitive tanks carried bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they dropped into trenches so they could cross them and the term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be termed "enormous faggots" and basically if a wwI tank ever goes to mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap heebie-gbs to the front of its hull I especially liked this one. quote:heebie-gbs suffers from acute pubic trichotillomania with associated trichophagia and has already clearcut his own junk so hes reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:You can have the vet shoot lasers into your dog's butthole to remove them if they get impacted too often. davidspackage posted:I like the idea of a vet shouting YOOOOO JOE while blasting dog butts with lasers. Maybe if you hold your ear up to the dog's butt, you'll hear a little high pitched voice scream RETREEEEEAAAT Babe Magnet posted:Tell us more about how you hear "retreat" when you approach your dog's butt
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Triticum Guzzler is on fire today: (For context, first post is from the anonymous confessions thread in GBS) MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Anonymous Confessor posted: Triticum Guzzler posted:I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but I kind of want it a bit less than I want to get away with committing one of the most heinous crimes possible towards someone who trusted me on a basis so regular that turds began to immediately drop from their throat directly onto their wheelchair. It's a real PS4 vs Xbox One situation. Triticum Guzzler posted:PRIEST: Do you take this amalgam of every single one of the Burger King Kids Club Mascots at once to be your lawful wedded wife? Triticum Guzzler posted:GBS GOON: [viewing disabled anus through a high tech pair of binoculars] THis is Snake. I'm in front of the disposal facility... Triticum Guzzler posted:VEGETA IN A WHEELCHAIR: Perhaps if you were raping me in the anus 100 times nightly, I might become fecally incontinent. But 10? I don't even feel it.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Triticum Guzzler is on fire today: Jesus christ those were outstanding. :
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Does anyone have that LF post with the babies? The one where the announcer who i think is an uncle sam type figure yells kill baby, kill.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Triticum Guzzler is on fire today: there are literal tears in my eyes
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Chichevache posted:Jesus christ those were outstanding. : How the gently caress do u come up with that besides medication
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Hahaha!! Holy poo poo.
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Triticum Guzzler and Rhudda are pretty much god tier of the SA posting.Wax Dynasty posted:The person that did this was German, and American norms about race are not universal. Erebus posted:Good thing Germany's never had trouble with race.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Triticum Guzzler is on fire today: Uhh I'm pretty sure that's Evil Agita http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1636
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And that right there's why you assume that anything you post will come back to bite you, even if it's "anonymous"
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To be fair that could be someone using that past forums user so their story has some credibility, really I just don't want to believe it's real. For content here's this guy dreadnought posted:So, I ran across this the other day and got a little depressed. cyberia posted:Is the 'female-lead spiderman spinoff' logo really a pair of breasts in front of a web? Hat Thoughts has a new favorite as of 02:40 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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Frostwerks posted:Does anyone have that LF post with the babies? The one where the announcer who i think is an uncle sam type figure yells kill baby, kill. Infrateal posted:ok now its time for everyone's favorite gameshow GUESS THE SUCKLING'S PROVENANCE with your host, Unnnnnnncle SAM!
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that whole thread posted:jesus christ Infrateal
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:07 |
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Some people wait all year for Nanowrimo, storing stories and coarse conjectures for the perfect opportunity as officially recognized by whofuckingknows. Infrateal just fuckin' posts, and almost every post shames the mass collective of crap sharted in streams across November.
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Turtlicious posted:Hey I posted a few months / a year back in this thread about some movies I've watched. I started to deconstruct books and thinking about media more critically, and I'd like to give them a second chance. Especially Aliens, because I recently found out I watched a completely different movie apparently. Turtlicious posted:I was 12. Hat Thoughts posted:What movie did you watch instead? Turtlicious posted:An episode of Veggie Tales I think.
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manyak posted:i wikipediad Dr who because i dont actually know what it is and found this cool sentence of the creators artistic vision manyak posted:When Sydny Newman created the series, he specifically sought to create something that "did not suck, and was not fairly gay." [40] However, he was incapable of doing so.
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Let's keep this ball rolling.Adaptive Systems posted:- THE GREAT WAR - Rashaverak posted:I'm not quite sure what you mean - easier emotionally? Not much bothers me anymore, and the stuff that does isn't trauma, it's sexually abused children... and now that I work in a pediatric hospital I'm even becoming enured to that. People always want stories of blood, guts, and gore - but that's the mundane, boring reality of EMS.
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I loved reading the Golden Corral stories in one of the last quotes threads. Were there any more of those?
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Goon sets himself on fire, posts a thread about it:Cucking Mama posted:everybody's trying to own a guy who set himself on fire Ivor Biggun posted:It's an instinctive response for the GBS hive mind SplitSoul posted:nah it's just a little good-natured roasting Muttonchips posted:They're not kicking him while he's down. Ted_Haggard posted:first time the OP in a GBS thread burned himself before he even posted
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Triticum Guzzler is on fire today: The sad part of these is that either a goon raped a disabled person daily until they were more disabled. Or someone fantasized that they did.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:The sad part of these is that either a goon raped a disabled person daily until they were more disabled. Or someone fantasized that they did. Its either real, Evil Agita has played the longest troll in history, or someone trolling the SAclopedia decided to have with the thread.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Goon sets himself on fire, posts a thread about it: Keg posted:gbs 2004: i accidentally almost burned myself to death trying to do severe property damage
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Space-Pope posted:*plays the jurassic park theme but w/ a bunch of wet slaps and farts and moans for the instruments*
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little munchkin posted:Here's a handy cheat sheet for winning Guess The Thread:
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hahaha
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This last page has warmed my old, blackened heart. I don't think I've seen the link posted to the Infrateal vs the heebie-gbs thread posted - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3212733 - you're welcome. the heebie-gbs comes out the blocks hard, Infrateal turns up Page 4, droppingquote:instead of fumbling after superficial red herrings like a deaf dolphin in a bullfight which I've always loved. Then bomb after bomb after bomb. quote:remember that time you wore a GLOMP ME shirt to an anime convention and walked around all day inside an impregnable bubble of personal space quote:Yeah sorry im late i just got back from the hospital... no im fine, i had to take heebs-g. uh-huh. yeaaaaah. like this:
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