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Andro Dunos posted:CD is funny enough on its own. I mean they unironically think VHS is better than DVD and Joe Carnahan (the guy who directed the A-Team) is the "greatest director of our generation." whats the CD hivemind consensus on Crash? that movie is a pretty good barometric measure to see how poo poo someone's opinions on movies are
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I dont care if the op is just being ironic. Saying the Shining is poo poo is a lovely opinion and you should suck some poo poo because YOU'RE poo poo, you stupid poo poo.
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hemophilia posted:fun fact: stanley kubrick battered shelley duval so that she could more convincingly perform as a battered housewife, and broke her will to be an actor. That explains Popeye.
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Xaris posted:whats the CD hivemind consensus on Crash? They don't like it, except for one tasteless chump who's posting in the Dear White People thread
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Mousy bitch 
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Xaris posted:whats the CD hivemind consensus on Crash? After getting into a serious car accident, a TV director discovers an underground sub-culture of scarred, omnisexual car-crash victims who use car accidents and the raw sexual energy they produce to try to rejuvenate his sex life with his wife. It's a weird movie and the crash scenes are ok.
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Beef Turret posted:Mousy bitch yes but the children would be so, so ugly
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Beef Turret posted:Mousy bitch Shes an anime in real life. Why the hate, oh i get it now....
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Xaris posted:whats the CD hivemind consensus on Crash? Im not CD but Crash is one if the most obnoxious movies ive ever seen
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Harime Nui posted:Yeah, of all of them that's the one I still remember, ~18 years later Devil-Flanders didn't register?
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Munsun, good you've got good opinions on movies  SpeedGem posted:After getting into a serious car accident, a TV director discovers an underground sub-culture of scarred, omnisexual car-crash victims who use car accidents and the raw sexual energy they produce to try to rejuvenate his sex life with his wife. i should have said (2004) 
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Harime Nui posted:They don't like it, except for one tasteless chump who's posting in the Dear White People thread haha what? oh my god that thread is good quote:
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mind the walrus posted:Anyway people like The Shining because it's crazy symbolic and loans itself to crazy-rear end interpretations that your average film snob loves because it makes them feel really smart and insightful. lol if you think the shining is crazy complicated. Jack Nicholson is studying the hotel's history for the book and sees all the rich dudes killing kids/wives/black ppl, and he's like 'drat that is a great idea!!' so he does it. The victims have crazy visions because they realize they're next. The hotel is a metaphor for America. That's it.
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Nov 2, 2014 04:16
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The premise of the shining is to find an eternal caretaker for hell.
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Nov 2, 2014 04:18
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eyes wide shut is legit more scary than the shining or a clockwork orange.
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hemophilia posted:eyes wide shut is legit more scary than the shining or a clockwork orange. eyes wide shut is underappreciated as gently caress, though it's not as good a movie as the shining or a clockwork orange.
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Cubey posted:eyes wide shut is underappreciated as gently caress, though it's not as good a movie as the shining or a clockwork orange. it has a lot of problems, but after the guy gets caught at the orgy, and starts getting stalked, life starts falling apart, etc., it turns into a scarier film than the shining.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:lol if you think the shining is crazy complicated. oh the ultimate CD poster crawled over here to educate everyone
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The shining is a person who is chosen to find the gate of hell and closes it, to stop future caretakers of the gate of hell. The maze allegory is there.
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Yeah I'm going to have to agree and say The shining was not scary and was painfully boring
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hemophilia posted:it has a lot of problems, but after the guy gets caught at the orgy, and starts getting stalked, life starts falling apart, etc., it turns into a scarier film than the shining. most kubrick movies have a lot of problems (except full metal jacket, i can't come up with any criticisms of that movie), that doesn't stop them from being fuckin awesome.
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Cubey posted:most kubrick movies have a lot of problems except full metal jacket, i can't come up with any criticisms of that movie), that doesn't stop them from being fuckin awesome. idk i thought the second half of FMJ was pretty boring 
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Cubey posted:most kubrick movies have a lot of problems (except full metal jacket, i can't come up with any criticisms of that movie), that doesn't stop them from being fuckin awesome. full metal jacket is like two entirely separate short films jammed together to make a whole that doesn't make much sense, and nothing really happens. In bootcamp a guy fucks up over and over and gets mad and kills himself and the sergeant. Then they're invietnam and they go for a walk, get shot up, some people die, then they sing mickey mouse. loving nothing happens. I love watching it though.
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The Shining was on TV the other day and my wife said she had never seen it before, so I was all "oh man you don't know what you're missing, we have to watch it!". Then we watched a half hour and turned it off because it was horrible. So yeah, it's awful.
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Trip Daddy X posted:The Shining was on TV the other day and my wife said she had never seen it before, so I was all "oh man you don't know what you're missing, we have to watch it!". Then we watched a half hour and turned it off because it was horrible. So yeah, it's awful. The Shining seems like a movie that would really suffer when edited for time and content
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Trip Daddy X posted:The Shining was on TV the other day and my wife said she had never seen it before, so I was all "oh man you don't know what you're missing, we have to watch it!". Then we watched a half hour and turned it off because it was horrible. So yeah, it's awful. sever
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Trip Daddy X posted:The Shining was on TV the other day and my wife said she had never seen it before, so I was all "oh man you don't know what you're missing, we have to watch it!". Then we watched a half hour and turned it off because it was horrible. So yeah, it's awful. you know what really helps build tension in atmosphere-heavy horror movies? Loud commercial breaks every 8 minutes
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Trip Daddy X posted:The Shining was on TV the other day and my wife said she had never seen it before, so I was all "oh man you don't know what you're missing, we have to watch it!". Then we watched a half hour and turned it off because it was horrible. So yeah, it's awful. the shining is a great example of a movie that should never be watched on tv ever. i didn't even know it ever was on tv. that sounds atrocious.
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Andro Dunos posted:oh the ultimate CD poster crawled over here to educate everyone i dunno, i've seen actual jokes from him, if not very good ones, so that puts him over like 80% of GBS, sad to say.
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If someone cut out part of the cheek from a rembrandt portrait it'd still look great, but a few commercial breaks is apparently enough to destroy The Shining, lol
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Beef Turret posted:If someone cut out part of the cheek from a rembrandt portrait it'd still look great, but a few commercial breaks is apparently enough to destroy The Shining, lol agreed
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Beef Turret posted:If someone cut out part of the cheek from a rembrandt portrait it'd still look great, but a few commercial breaks is apparently enough to destroy The Shining, lol nobody said that the cinematography is ruined by being shown on TV
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hemophilia posted:its almost like you experience painted art differently from a film this is a lovely response and even though you're not going to acknowledge it as a seriouspost, it was and you and i both know it.
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Beef Turret posted:If someone cut out part of the cheek from a rembrandt portrait it'd still look great, but a few commercial breaks is apparently enough to destroy The Shining, lol you are really comparing a painting to a movie wtf. especially with horror movies, commercial breaks really gently caress the experience up.
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hemophilia posted:its almost like you experience painted art differently from a film Bwuhhh?? Duhh??? lol if I was watching Antichrist on TV it'd still be good
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Effectronica posted:this is a lovely response and even though you're not going to acknowledge it as a seriouspost, it was and you and i both know it. no it was serious, but i hope someone comparing fine art to film directly like say rembrandt to kubrick wasn't
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Beef Turret posted:Bwuhhh?? Duhh??? lol if I was watching Antichrist on TV it'd still be good no it wouldnt, antichrist edited for tv would be a complete piece of fuckin garbage.
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Beef Turret posted:Bwuhhh?? Duhh??? lol if I was watching Antichrist on TV it'd still be good on the other hand, imagine psycho where they cut to commercial right before the shower scene
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