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so many drat destinies going on this year
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This season is chum to those hackneyed sports writers. The best outcome is that all of the Storylines to blog about will give these chicken pecking diaper monkeys carpal tunnel before the Super Bowl's over.
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![]() Mark Sanchez. Yes, I'm the real Mark Sanchez, and this is my Pinterest.
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![]() "I'm telling you-- his rear end was like this big and I still ran into it. I dunno either."
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In the hectic chaos of a Monday Night Football primetime game, Sanchez found the time and poise to vogue for the camera. This whole time it was other people holding the Sanchize back and we all laughed at him like the pieces of poo poo we are. I want us all to think about some other people in our lives that we may have a negative opinion of for no good reason and then I want you to nurture that person so they can reach their potential. I want us all to drink power smoothies and wear visors in the summer because I want us all to be maybe just a lil bit more like this man right here ![]()
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PS I already claimed Chiche a long time ago so
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that's not how you Tebow
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Captain Geech posted:I'm pretty sure that's Stephen Colbert and your version sounds a bit too grim for him. But I could be wrong. Well I dont' mean Colbert himself/that particular clown, I mean a clown doing the same thing and that happening
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*hands up* "Oh! You got me!" is Mark Sanchez's #1 go-to line when he wants to get his gently caress on at the club
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sweet thursday posted:*hands up* He saves that just for the high school girls.
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bazinga
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Towel of a Champion
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"Mark, I don't understand. Where are you going? Why now?" "My work is done here. I did what I had to do." His voice already felt like a whisper, smothered in the strange, quickly rising wind. A train whistle was growing louder in the distance, howling from a direction where no track should be. "Don't worry. Nick'll be fine. You will be fine. You're a star, Philadelphia. Never forget that." We held up a hand to protect against the sudden whirl of fallen leaves. He was lost to us in the motion. Gone, like breath from our chests, to join the air of the world. In Glendale Arizona a man walked onto the practice field. "Heard there might be some QB work around here." A train whistle was receding in the distance.
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I legit want him to take Foles job permanently. That would be cool. I'd get a small amount of satisfaction with Sanchez beating the Giants for the next few years.
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kalensc posted:February 1, 2015. This is my dream. Sanchez gets to cast out the Buttfumble demons and the Eagles get to cast out the Patriots and get revenge for that Super Bowl we totally would've won had Belichek not filmed our practice ![]()
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Did I do this right![]()
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http://6abc.com/sports/sanchez-greets-fans-in-postgame-cheesesteak-stop/389864/ Long. Live. The. Sanchize.
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I see a swastika
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I still don't think Sanchez is very good, but I do love the redemption storyline that will eventually culminate in him throwing three picks in the playoffs
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This thread is going to be hilarious to go back and read when the clock strikes 4:25PM EST, and Sanchize turns back into a butt shaped pumpkin.
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:Eagles/Bills Super Bowl is the only thing that can derail 18-1. Carson Palmer did that himself, I think
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Madcosby posted:I see a swastika ![]()
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sanch3z
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Close the thread, it's not getting any better than this.
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Behold, and savor this moment. This is the internet in its purest form. Take it all in while you can, you never know when a moment like this will occur again.
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This season has redeemed Sanchez, Hoyer, Orton, Romo, and Palmer. This season owns
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Mel Mudkiper posted:This season has redeemed Sanchez, Hoyer, Orton, Romo, and Palmer. Romo got redeemed?
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http://www.toomuchmustard.com/too-much-mustard/yeah-its-a-subtle-latin-joke-whats-it-to-you/26/8/2013
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I don't need PayPal or anything weird to buy this for Febreeze do I?
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We are really pulling from the bottom of the barrel making these threads huh
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Athanatos posted:We are really pulling from the bottom of the barrel making these threads huh
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whoa
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